/brit/

>POOPAN

>sicily thinks there's an "east coast accent"

HOW much of a flyover can one be?

France have been the best European team so far you rorke spacker

Did he really have to label her, fuck sake Ben.

>QUITE FRANKLY A NON COUNTRY

Daily reminder that the Belgians have to speak English in their training camp

Daily reminder that their manager is Roberto Martinez

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YES MY SON
SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALSSSSSSS LAD

ITS COMING HOME

gabagool?

LAFING

there is no possible way in which they win the world cup

anime nonce weebs btfo

Noooooooooo

my do stupid foreigners think guinea wop accents are prevalent all over?

ova here!

My nipples are getting massive, I think I should exercise.

weebs SEETHING

The demographic that political cartoons are aimed towards can't even tie their shoes

Absolute state of these veterans going loopy because of some fireworks.

Git gud you senile twatwaffle.

You were saying, English rat.

WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO WEEBS BTFO

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think fireworks are pretty boring but agree with limiting them for PTSD cunts because my dog gets really panicked by them

nonsense
who are these ethnically homogeneous countries that are doing so well? Japan just choked and Poland got btfo in the group stage hahaha

belgium vs england world cup final
england win 1 - 0

>Rorke shitting his pants with excitement that Japan got two lucky goals against the diverse Belgian side
>The Japanese players are all ugly, buck-toothed shitskins with darker complexions than your average paki

Am I missing something here lads?

I cant get over the bad experiences i had in school

Keep your girlfriend under control then

nippon bansai!

>Am I missing something here lads?
something about heebs and samurai

woah .. rorke btfo

>hate belgium
>hate weebs
in a bit of a "conundrum" as the kids might say

having a turkey sandwich with a chilled san pellegrino blood orange soda

i quite like belgium waffles 2bh

l honestly didn't need any more reasons to hate belgium

Aren't there loads of asians in Canada, support them.

Imagine watching the World Cup as a Scot knowing your team has never and will never play in one

g a n g w e e d
will colonise the stars

*blocks your path*

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No.

bet you don't know anything about belgium

Inventing a new type of football in my head. Rules are pretty simple.

rorke is finished after this

why don't they just root for the English team then? it's not like there's any difference between the two

really want to punch fellaini whenever i see his stupid face

Jocks can't exist without getting upset about the superior English

>Britain creates Belgium after Napoleonic Wars
>Fights two world wars on their behalf
>Now hates them

Ahhh yes.

Kill yourself american rat.

rather like his movies and think he's dead too mate

I don't know desu, all the Welsh and Norn Irish lads I know cheer for the English, just like the English would always cheer for the Welsh/Northern Irish

Scots are just born bitter :)

haha

i know enough

are time and space linked

Is it common for there to be only 1 commentator?

movies are for children

honda just entered lads
can tell this one can run fast haha

*leans back in my boat and places my feet firmly against the side*
wooahhhh
*reels in the flopping mass*

vtec just kicked in yo

no

Not for live televised matches, but usual for highlights or lower cup matches. Otherwise it's 2+

Boro paedos

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It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Senjogahara. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home

choon
youtube.com/watch?v=VZScIt7DvCo

birds of a feather flock together

hey, i like to get a little faded now and again too

but if you think gangsters, drug dealers and whores have a place in an authoritarian white ethno state you are surely, surely mistaken

there's a special place on the gallows for all the aforementioned

based japs

posted my toil post in /balt/ thinking it was /brit/ haha

>tfw Scottish
>tfw vote Tory
>tfw live in a comfy part of Edinburgh that voted No at the Indyref
>tfw supporting England at the World Cup

The bitter cunts who are seething at England at the World Cup are the same low test lefty twats who vote SNP and type in their accent on Twitter to impress Americans

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doubt there are any mascots that aren't nonces

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if you've never had sex you should be ashamed of yourself

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good lad

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dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious.
gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

Almost naked now, very nice feeling.

who /LOVEISLAND/ here?

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based post

why are incels so obsessed with the girl being a virgin?

inferiority complex?

hope japan win

really hate belgium, its just an EU state and has nothing more to define itself than that; no culture, no language, no native ethnic group, arbitrary borders. just a featureless province of the EU with no identity of its own
severely despise it

this ref is so fucking ugly

>what are waffles

feels cucked having sex with another mans leftovers

why have all societies for thousand of years?

explain:

we made belgium

Can you be anymore of a twat?

I would root for Scotland and Wales in any game that didn't involve England
I was rooting for Wales in euro2016 after we were already out

these cunts are just jealous and butthurt to another degree

male inferiority complex?

how do I lower my iq enough to talk about sports with normoids

Bought a ticket for City vs Newcastle

Higher up in tier 1, near the half way line

Decided against buying tickets for any other games since I'm restricting myself to only one "event" every month
Shame, since now I miss out on City v Liverpool

Might get a ticket for the last game of the season vs Leicester but that's a long way away, can't make that committent, especially if I don't enjoy the experience of attending the one game I already have tickets for

completely made up concept

belgium actually has a lot more culture than some real countries

world renowned for their top tier beer, chocolate, waffles and fries

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@91695843
Don't care

idiot

when it comes to dealing with pimps, prostitutes and "gangsters"...

personally i'm a fan of the duterte model

shoot on sight. no judge no jury. just a box.

why waste an honest white mans tax dollars on giving some degenerate a comfy life in the can?

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inferior males detected