Why do americans look so weird?

why do americans look so weird?

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He's objectively perfect.

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why can't americans dress for shit?

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jesus christ, you'd think a president should afford a fitted suit

a billionaire president at that

El goblino...

A billionaire president with his own fucking range of suits no less

They have goblin blood

Probably sporting the yokel look on purpose to appeal to his "he's just like us" base.

He buys off the shelf

Do Americans really look like this?

Unironically congestive heart failure

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What does he hide?

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Unironically male pattern baldness

I don't think so, maybe Cushing? Or even goiter.
He'd have respiratory failure way before the edema got to that stage.

Weak chin lmao

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he's actually half scottish

Is this photoshopped?

dios mio...

*whispers* la creatura ninos y ninas

Soy in water + goblin genes + food unfit for human consumption

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Fake picture. Pic related is the real one. They just flipped it and made his jaw look weird.

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El ogro de las americas

shut up, mutt. your whole nation is nothing but a fucking meme.

>why do americans look so weird?
because we are not you, and have no desire to be

Because the idea of not inbreeding on an island is weird to us

Americans look like this i swear

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t. El ogro de las americanas

I love LISA: The Painful

Our president looks almost as weird.

still looks like shit

nice try fat cunt

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I prefer Pointless, desu.

fucking priceless