ETH about to start mooning

It fragments the network into lots of temporary ephemeral subchains that exist in a state of constant consolidation and divergence.
What it means in practice is that ethereum scales with amount of nodes it has. Eg. 1000 shards = 1000x throughput

Weeks, not months, huh?
not getting fooled again

Where is the volume tho? Comeon little fella fly