That 30 year old boomer who trades crypto

Clearly doesn't know how stocks work
>muh btc will make me rich
Enjoy mcdonalds basement boy

this fucking thread again

But I do know how stocks work, you spend a decade making like 3-4x your initial investment then lose it all in a 3 month period setting you right back at square 1. No thanks. I'd rather accelerate the process if anything else through crypto so I'm not where I started a decade from now.

lmao fucking rekt

>doesn't know how stocks work
>shit has been around since 1200s
try again gramps

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I'm in stocks and in crypto.
futures are more volatile than crypto hands down. moves 50% daily you fucking mongrel, you don't know shit

I am 31 man and ye the kids are right. Shut the fuck up with your stock market larp shit. Bottomline is you a fuckin faggot hanging out on an anime image board. Just fuckin neck yourself and your micropenis via facebook stream.

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Maybe if you're trading commodity futures or leveraged to the tits on index futures, neither of which are "stocks"

Based boomer

>on same image board
>calls people faggots for hanging out on said image board

Futures are literally scams, worse than exit scams in cryptos

"half a billion market cap"

I really hope you are joking, user.

Also, what's your typical weekly gain? Mine is around 10%

>that 18 yr old ww2 vet who fuds link on a cambodian origami pencil discussion internet chat room

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>muh same image board
>totally different attitude
>is same fag
Neck yourself man.

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Everything is a scam according to you Jow Forums fucks

Thanks muh baby brother. Didn't want to put reply to you in same post as the one with the better neck yourselfer from wallstreet.

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>All this millenial cope in this ITT thread
Don't you guys have some student loans to default on or something? Oh wait, you can't.

lyl

>stocks are shit because they're not highly volatile like crypto
>literally can trade shit more volatile than crypto through any stock broker
>but they're too volatile, bitcoin is purfect volatility anymore is a scam XD

you guys are seriously dumb af
probably wouldn't even have over 100k if you didn't sheep invest in crypto lolol

>other people want to to me good
>other people are honest with me
Invested your 4 digits life savings into some fuckin panjeet bitconnect tier scam yesterday or what?

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>other people want to to me good
Stopped there. So tired of actual non-english speaking fucking pajeets on the internet.

you don't make 140x a year.
you literally have no idea what you're talking about, simple puts or calls on multi-billion dollar mkcp stocks move this much daily

I know that none of what you've mentioned so far has been "stocks". If you're making good returns trading the options/derivatives markets, good for you, but don't go around saying you trade the "stock market" unless you want people to think you're more retarded than you actually are.

Also the competition in crypto is far less since it's filled with mainly nerds and NEET brainlets instead of the hyper-competitive legacy marketplace where you're competing with the best and brighest and their trading bots. No thanks. Oh and you gotta pay for level 2 orderbook and other shit just to put you on a level playing field.

Good news i just fuckin "hacked" one of my favorite cam sites and fuckin got coins to bust 1-2 big nuts infront of some online slut (probs females from your family i mean who knows). For free man. God is good man.

fair.
but also, if you haven't leveraged out of crypto and have over 150k in it, you're also retarded.
literally every person I knew that had over 500k in crypto leveraged out of it in december, 80% of the people with over 100k did the same.

I'm just saying most people bashing the stock market probably either don't have that much money at all, or have no idea about leverage because they've never had money before.

Another shitty thread on Jow Forums what a surprise

>and you weirdo autistics stop replying to these threads
hurrrrr

being 30 makes you a millennial my man
(or generation X if you're into that shit)

>I'm 30 and I'm not OLD.
>just like Avicii

>tfw im 35

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>watching porn
You are sackless. You have no drive or heart.

Nah the bitches say its big :D. But nice try. Dude i literally sit here with Sun Goku rashguard on and my dick in my hand.

wtf 30 is boomer? you guys do realize I was 20 when bitcoin came out and bought it before any of you fags so fuck off u just graduated college / / high school normie fags get off my faking board reeeeeeeeee

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>that 18-24 adderall-chomping tryhard accelerating towards 30 and projecting his insecurities by shitposting on biz

>:D
>dick in my hand
You touch yourself. Nobody takes you seriously.

You're being trolled, dipshit.

>is being taken seriously
>on anonymous anime image board
Just fomo in BCash already. You absolute state of fuckin Jow Forums.

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Go back to your cam sites

C O P E

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i'm a 33 year old chad attorney and i'll fuck your girlfriend OP. now get the fuck off my board newfag, that gender studies paper isn't gonna write itself and that big mac isn't gonna flip itself

also sage this shit

cope

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>that 5000 year old antediluvian lesser god who, at long last, is finally trading crypto again

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33 reporting in

Feels good owning a home and having different investments and money to throw at crypto
I can throw money at crypto for fun (like i did with holochain yesterday) and if i lose it all it dont matter because i have a 401k that im paying into and my wife has a pension when she retires and we both wageslave so even if we lose everthing we still got that money coming in

day trading is the worlds biggest meme and the fact that you come here and say "Im 30 and day trade" is all the proof i need to know that this is bait.

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Me and my 60 year old dad both invest in crypto

OP I think you may be a retard

not cope
glad you're comfy, boomer

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I’m ancient
I use to to IT work for bitcoin there was a hole other side of people doing legal things
2009 the white papers came out.
Yea grandpa stamina
I’m glad there are so many coins it’s kind cool.
I hope everyone is making mad loot.

On the internet once youre over 30 (like me) you're just old. 31 and 65 are basically the same

Yea no jobs
Occupy wall st
How did we make it
My student loans cost as much as 4 x my parents house was bought for.
Bitcoin is like the wood stock of the time.

it's comfy in general though. teens to 20s you're competing with everyone constantly. 30s and up you just don't give a fuck anymore. also it's weird how old a 30 year old seems when you're 22 and how young a 40 year old seems when you're 32.

right now i'm just making money and getting everything in order so that i can have 2-3 kids over the next decade. can't wait to have a squadron of chad's and stacy's.

Yea
Old is old ok got it
It’s something you can do with out breaking a hip.

Musk was doing the darpa thing there was robot wars

based non-coping boomer

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Anyone have any idea on who
Satoshi Nakamoto is ?

>Prefers Asuka to Rei
kys

>To boom or not to boom

How long would you wait for kids

>39

Please kill me, my bones ache so badly

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>30? lol no way anyone that old trades,

Holy fuck the state of /newbiz/....oldest I know of is 60. Retired, he just studies shitcoins and catches pumps for cash on top of his pension.

>Anyone over 30 is a boomer
>t. brainlet

Nick Szabo, Craig Wright, or Hal Finney. or maybe someone entirely different, no one knows.
kek'd

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i bought btc in 2011 for 5 dollars per bitcoin at 31 yrs old fagtron

LOL. We're here to make sure that the greatest wealth transfer in human history goes from boomer to boomer. The pie is ours.

>Don't you guys have some student loans to default on or something? Oh wait, you can't.

Kek, tears were shed over this burn.

>be 33, get to trade crypto on pudding days only at the nursing home

>bitch lasagne

We REALLY need flags on this board.

>but also, if you haven't leveraged out of crypto and have over 150k in it, you're also retarded.

Yeah, this. Stay in it, sure. But buy other shit too - lock down your gains already. Wait for a stock market "crash" (it's way slower and easier to pick than crypto, don't buy the FUD about it being harder to read kek) and use margin to buy the bottom.

>don't go around saying you trade the "stock market" unless you want people to think you're more retarded than you actually are.

Yeah, this. I play binary options - but it's a fucking casino that's got 0 to do with real stock trading in terms of strategy. Fuck, most derivatives markets are basically just gambling, even more than crypto is.

But the 30 year old will retire within 5 years.
I was planning to make 2k this weekend with 10k. 20% is doable turns out ont did a 100% doubled my money within 2 days.

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>that 32 year old who has been hodling since 2015 and watches as the kids pump his portfolio into the 7 digits

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Yeah, how those quarter life crises coming along Jow Forums? The weight of adulthood crushing you down yet?

Naw I’ve mostly replaced adderral with vapes

>30s and up you just don't give a fuck anymore.

Truth. In your 20's you think you give no fucks, but you've just got NO idea how many more fucks you still have left to lose.

Good luck OP. Once the market matures and the market becomes ''efficient'' it will be too late.
You won't see 1000-50000% returns in a mature and efficient market. It will be just like the stock. 5% growth a year.

If you're stuck with a mortage, wife, kids, 9-5 job I would be frustated too.

>prefers asuka to rei

Disgusting

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asuka is unironically best girl in evangelion

if you like rei, you basically want to bang your own mother, kys faggot

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Who /50+/ here?

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If you like asuka you want to bang a comatose or even worse a dead crazy bitch

Fuck yourself somnophilic wacko

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30 yo is millennial tho

christ.

>On the internet once youre over 30 (like me) you're just old. 31 and 65 are basically the same
if you know what a dial-up modem sounds like and/or you know what phreaking is, then you are talking to babies on an anime board and feeling out of place.

lel boomer cope

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Are you me?

in spirit

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1/10
your trolling is bad and you should feel bad

Is it just me or is 28 the age where you start to feel old. It Was always lingering in my mind at 26/27, but I just turned 28 and there’s no denying it. I’m not young anymore. I’m not even old, but my youth is gone now.

creator of bitcoin

I feel exactly the same way

I am 30.
Yes.

I'm turning 27...

You're telling me I have 1 year left on my youth? Fuck.