/brit/

The gyal is back from the shop
Burned myself on my exhaust

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my penis has an extreme case of the ol' napoleon complex

phwoooaaahhhh

rah

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>Burned
burnt*

if you're a virgin just stop wanking and you will get laid

your pheromones are at dangerously low levels and women won't be attracted to you

the "working" class in Ireland genuinely do not deserve welfare. They are lazy, entitled, stupid and graceless

anime

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want to die

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Gross

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Orange bikes look ace.
Do you make the bitch scream wherever you go?

feel shit the entire day if I wank

Sex is not the same as sleep
Sex is for making children only
Simple as

unqualified-reservations.blogspot.com/2007/04/why-do-atheists-believe-in-religion.html

>tfw no choco girls into your country

>lowtest yank is STILL going
caterwauling at the sight

Nofap is misguided. The actual science says that it is the porn that is harmful, not the fapping itself.

youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU&vl=en

Didn't move for 90 days and now the desire has completely faded and I've gained the ability to levitate.

Sunshine's Sunshine's Sunshine's

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Lack of sleep will kill you quicker than lack of just about anything else short of dehydration.

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wanking to hardcore porn is possibly bad for you because its addictive and drives you to seek out more extreme forms
wanking in general is not bad for you.

stick to photos or suggestive videos, and do it no more than once a day, and pray forgiveness from god in the evenings

It's a 300
It screams whether I want it to or not

nafri subhuman

Growling at how this Australian can't fathom what I was trying to say

but the only way most people can get off is to porn because they are so accustom to it
the only way to ween your way off your porn addiction is to stop wanking altogether and just have sex
sex gives you 1000 times the dopamine rush that wanking does

I masturbate 4-6 times a day and I use porn maybe once a month. I mostly use my imagination and memory. It's so much better.

I'm sorry, I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as "working class" is in fact the underclass, or as I've recently taken to calling them: the precariat.

Sounds fun.
Ever take coke then speed into the sunset? This is on my bucket list.

what's with left-wingers and a desire to have sex with people outside of their race?

>the only way to ween your way off your porn addiction is to stop wanking altogether and just have sex
this is not true at all

>nafri

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ye da sells avon

based berber

>just have sex

Yeah let me just go get my jawline out of storage

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>that 25 year old boomer who recreates memes irl

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but like I said, wanking is instant sexual gratification without putting the effort in and makes you become generally lazy and unmotivated in other areas of your life
plus it messes with your hormones if you wank too much

It also says that porn turns you degenerate/turns you into a poof or otherwise.

would marry and breed into oblivion

>Precariat
An actual working class person would obliterate your jaw if they heard that word coming out of your lips.

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>>nafri

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lacking in definition there alan, getting a bit porky

I've driven while doing blow
Never done it on a bike

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It's much easier to wank without porn than to stop wanking entirely.

it's not hard to get laid m8 as long as you're above a 5 and you have self confidence and wit

>no jaw
Embrace it and get buff as fuck then.

>The case against democracy: ten red pills

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I believe this was an experiment for Monster(tm) to advertise through a meme

>Implying it's an insult to be compared to algerian national team legend Gamer Bouazza

can wank 5 times a day and still happily have sex after desu
dont get this meme

Not a fan of alan but he's clearly smarter than you lad

I'm ethnic. It's a sexual death sentence

>>Implying it's an insult to be compared to algerian national team legend Gamer Bouazza

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not if you're addicted to porn
I'm willing to bet that 80% of /brit/ is addicted to porn (just like the jews want)
it makes you lazy and unmotivated

>an actual working class person
I don't think anyone over 50 is going to start a fight with me over a simple word

Same. Bet on a bike it would be crazy and possibly a bit frightening.

check it out lad

worth learning C lads?

>it's not hard to get laid as long as you are above average

Not saying much there, mate.

Got called a wasteman in Sheffield

>Not a fan of alan but he's clearly smarter than you lad

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having a gf makes me want to fuck other girls so bad lads

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20 mile hike tomorrow

>Implying it's an insult to be compared to algerian comical genius Ramzy Bedia

How do I find a gf lads

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Of you are an Indian then yes.
What's the terrain?

What does "a very rum business" mean?
youtube.com/watch?v=jcMPJ7tiIfg

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>>Implying it's an insult to be compared to algerian comical genius Ramzy Bedia

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stop wanking

youtube.com/watch?v=ujnH4yNqL8E

tune~

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According to Bruce you're just low test
*switches to 20 different tabs of porn*
*skips to specific parts for 5 seconds*
*closes 20 tabs and opens another 20*

The great thing about men is, once you wank, you lose interest. So use that to your advantage and wank before you get the urge for porn. Call it the tactical wank.

yeah, that's usually the first note you learn anyway because of how you hold your fingers on the piano

you lose the desire to fuck other girls when you don't have a gf?

Right. This is an insult.

dire dire thread so far lads but we’ve got a good 200 posts left... let’s put some effort in from now on ey?

>ORDUR! ORDUR!
I hate that man.

Yeah. I'd also recommend learning D, E, F, and the rest of the alphabet if you want to be literate.

>The police warned members of the public against picking anything up if they didn't know what it was.

>Right. This is an insult.

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but then you're just giving yourself instant pleasure without any work, even taking porn out of the equation
if you want to see actual benefits you need to cut porn and wanking

I've studied some 10 to 15 programming language when I was growing up and didn't use a single one of them. Learning programming languages is a stupid meme. It's not how it works.

so you concede that wanking is ok if you don't overdo it?

haha

Been posting quality content from the beginning sunshine

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weirdo