As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up

>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
A wizard.

>What do you want to be now?
Not a wizard.

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>What did you want to be?
A total fukin' loser

>What do you do know?
An astronaut

I hate it desu senpai

...

>farmer

What is it with fellow Americans and this stupid fucking rose-tinted view of farming?

Farming is HARD. It's fucking brutal and has one of the highest rates of suicide of any profession.

>used to
fireman
>now
farmer

I just wanted to play video games all the time
Still the same

it seems like a comfy job

>child
Librarian
>now
Honestly not sure.

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tfw get paid $1300 a month for sleep apnea

When I was in kindergarten I wanted to be a builder/handyman/electrician/plumber/refurbisher all at once since that's basically what my dad does (and not for bad money at all mind you).
When I was in primary school I wanted to skip being an adult and become an old pensioner because I already knew that adult life is a scam.
Now I still want to be a pensioner but since speeding up time or being a NEET in Poland doesn't really work I'm trying to become a versatile English-Polish translator for a laid-back behind-the-desk job.
And if that doesn't work I'm going to join the military because it means an early retirement or getting shot for Israel.

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$1321/month here for Asperger's and social phobia.

imagine live isolated but this time with a purpose

>child
archaeologist
>now
history teacher

bretty good desu

>boomgate operator
>palaeontologist

now not a clue thats why im here because i have no direction

>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
An English teacher

>What do you want to be now?
Employed

a palaeontologist or egyptologist
instead I became a bum and an alcoholic

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>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
A writer.
>What do you want to be now?
A writer.

>tfw I'll never be good at what I always wanted to be.

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>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
The president

>What do you want to be now?
An employed person

literally me

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A genetic engineer developing catgirls for domestic ownership.

>>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
Indiana Jones kek.
>>What do you want to be now?
Became a historian and archeologist so at least on the right path. Want to become a full time field archeologist at some point though.

>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
a girl

>What do you want to be now?
A trap

Ilmeeni kun entinen koira kantoi aina karvatura koira kantoi sänkyyn kesällä hiekkaa kun makoili ja pyöri tarhassa jotka karisi sitten illalla sisälle kun otettiin koirat sisään.

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>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
Astronaut

>What do you want to be now?
Dad

What've you written, user? I'd love to go through a native speaker's manuscript.

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Tarkemmin en tiedä, naga

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>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
An engineer

>What do you want to be now?
A game designer

>child
Doctor

>now
Cam girl

Veterinarian
Happy

>>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
I wanted nothing, hence ended up as a NEET.
>>What do you want to be now?
A farmer.

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Nothing worth reading tbqh. It's all garbage and I burn most of it. The last time I wrote something decent it was a short story about my time abroad. And even then it was shit. I didn't have meaning or purpose, but it flowed well. I don't even know if I have a copy of it anymore.

The problem is I'm finally doing okay in life and I honestly believe it has killed what little creativity I had. I don't mean to sound like an edgy little cunt but I don't think I can write anymore because I found a purpose, even if it is minor.

Detective
Dead

A world famous rock star
Lots of things, including being a world famous rock star

>seems like a comfy job
Pfffffffffaaahahahahahhahahahhaha

>>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up

I remember wanting to be an astronaut, an architect, an infrastructure engineer (design cities), rock star, actor, writer, and lost of other things.

>>What do you want to be now?

Myself, if I ever find out who that is.

Don't tell me your purpose is having a full time job and planning to retire at an old age. That is the opposite of a purpose. You just gave up your dreams to become an empty vessel like everyone else.

You’ll do great. Just be yourself. I believe in you

>>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
Left alone.
>What do you want to be now?
Left alone.

>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
An excavator driver.
>What do you want to be now?
A philosophy professor and author

The first one was a thousand times cooler and less gay, though

My purpose is to support the one I love and make sure we live a comfortable life together. While she'd support me in whatever I, I also know I could never stay at home writing all day while she works unless I knew what I was writing was any good. Which it's not, it's all drivel.

>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
A game developer.
>What do you want to be now?
A petroleum engineer.

Yea. This. Writing some shit you'll instantly delete is much better than earning money and having a future

A soldier

No idea. I always think about politics and screenwriting

a pilot or a chef
farmer for sure

>A philosophy professor and author
Oh, I am doing this since 8 years now

>child
Evil villain/criminal
>Now
100% totally legitimate engineer and small business owner

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Nothing
Nothing

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You mean you've been a professor for eight years or you've been dreaming to be one for eight years?

>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
Doctor
>What do you want to be now?
Magazine writer who isn't homeless

How the fuck?

Welcome to the reality of life.
Abandon all hope ye who enter.

As a child, I wanted to be an fighter pilot in the Navy or Air Force.

Now, I'll just settle and keep getting better as a software engineer.

>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
A pilot
>What do you want to be now?
Dead

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Defeatist attitude and purely reductionist. Someone should always have convictions they strive for to avoid complacency. The brit doesn't sound like he has a purpose but that he's merely getting by trying to avoid poverty. That sounds fucked up to me.

>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
A rockstar.

>What do you want to be now?
A pornstar.

Not him but people with a diagnosis get a higher amount of Welfare.

I went through a major emotional event at the start of the year and because of it, I don't take any credence in these sort of words anymore, something physically changed inside of me and I was reborn. I finally learned the true value of autonomy and solitude

>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
An Astronaut
>What do you want to be now?
I don't want to exist.

being a librarian seems comfy

Got any scripts? I've written a few specs, I also write osts for them

Pilot
Off this fucking ride

Police officer
Dead

See you when you're starving and they cut off your internet.

I am a farmer AMA

A fighter pilot (always loved the Blackbird).
Dead.

>Kid
Painter
>Now
Screenwriter/film director
Am freelancing at the moment

What brand is your tractor and combine?

What do you grow?

No, only ideas

General/Field Marshal

Cannonfodder

>A scientific technician (called it because I wanted to build satellites)
>Studying Computational Systems Engineering

>>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
Rich
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>>What do you want to be now?
Beekeeper

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Rich
Richer

Massey Ferguson

Sheep, alpacas, and hay

A cop
A smuggler

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

>As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up
Aerospace engineer

>What do you want to be now?
Dead

how much money do you make

My parents pay me $800/month, plus they take car of groceries, etc. and I don't pay rent so it's plenty.

An archeologist
Nothing

My dream was to live in Los Angeles, and work in Blizzard as a game designer. I wanted to be a Lakers fan, wear a yellow Lakers cap, and have my own work cubical.

Astronaut or Oceanographer

gunslinger

fireman or shopkeeper
i want to learn more about programming but i hope i never get a job related to it so it doesn't start feeling like work

Muslim superhero
Muslim superhero

Popular
Rich

Why do you all wanna die? O_O

I look at it more like adaptation

Muslim superhero
Muslim vampire

I hope you realize how lucky you are