/cum/

Gib

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*sniffs*

I can't stop thinking this thought I have been having

bitch niggas

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it's waining

where do gf's come from

what do you mean

Based

hello

you have 5 seconds to justify NOT putting your penis in a female and giving her your seed

who are you

>91818707
if there is no consent

it's gross

quintessential conneticut post

Depression & alcoholism runs in my family.
Shan't be giving that to a kid

>shooting goop from your penis into a womans womb for the sole purpose of gestating new life
>not a little bit gross

Just dont give him beer and dont bully him
It is easy to build a flawless man in this world..

Killing Mexicans should be legal

excep me

Horizontal Wheelchair

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i like this song
youtube.com/watch?v=VGVv7SQ_jus

went to the ol' liquor store
heh

SAQ?

googled that
no its mine
oh well what am i supposed to do, have a phone interview in 2.5 hours i guess im trying to fuck up
i hate myself

told the guy working there you're going sober?

mexican dustbuster

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shut up placer-kun
why would i say such things

interviews are easy, you just need to be yourself, I bet there are many qualities about you

even though /cum/ is slower now, it's nice that certain "people" have left and stop posting

who are these "people" might I ask

there's this one canadian who asks too many questions

thanks i guesss
hope i can find the nice medium between "calgary-kun-" and gay

Last time i showered was last Sunday. Hbu?

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What about him/her

why are euros so dirty

not even 10 minutes ago

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about 15 minutes ago

>ask dad who drives through commiefornia often about the roads there
>the roads are actually nice but the traffic is awful
where did the American roads meme being bad come from? is it a conservative state flaw?

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places with 4 seasons tend to have bad roads

>33 people have died in Quebec cause of heat
I've always wondered how stupid you have to be to die because of this

I think ill shower maybe tomorrow or monday

my aunt is such a cute milf

godspeed spider-man

most people wash every day dont let those rape you

awful post without pics

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I mean i live in the forest so showering is difficult

just use the snow

aren't you bothered by your smell?

Snow is actually pretty shit to clean youself with because its 90% air

are you aware that bananas may disappear?

I had times when i didnt shower for full 2 weeks while in combat but that was back in the army.

In cold climate you dont sweat much and thus dont smell much

interesting

no way

>Early 2000's
>Russia is in shambles
>corruption is rampant
>Russian pedos use this opportunity to make Child Porn and upload it on the Internet

yes ;-;
bbc.com/news/science-environment-44712034

Have you seen snow? Like the really really cold and fluffy type? Not the wet and soggy type

not many times

yes ;-;
bbc.com/news/science-environment-44712034

why can't i delete this one

I'm in charge here

did u just clickbait me in /cum/

Fuck off Arpaio

You see, not every type of snow is the same. There is this snow that sticks to itself that you can use for snowballs and building stuff. Then there is this icy hard snow that will fuck your skin up when you rub against it too hard. Then there is the normal snow and finally the ultra cold ultra fluffy that is comfy af but it only comes when its so cold outside that you will break your smartphone simply by having it outside

no
what makes you think that

>getting tricked by a mexican poster the day after America day
sad

why are you living in the forest?

i read the article

ur statement is true only in the sense that "something bad could happen that would lead to all the other type of bananas to go extinct"

soft
cute
half-asian
girl lips

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This girl won’t stop staring at me it’s kinda creeping me out desu

Stare at her but harder
You need to assert dominance

tell her to fug off
but that's what i said in my original comment

I have to lay low for a while. Ive been living in the forest for a bit over 2 months now. I go into some summer cottages to charge my phone and 3 power banks and to wash myself every once in a while

No that would require a T pose

do both faggot

what do people here in /cum/ think of the migrant separation policy?

>I have to lay low for a while
why

checked, also fuck of chad we can’t all stare down girls

yeah separate em

i could grow wings but i probably wont

checked, also suit yourself virgin >:^)

holy shit lads
fuck this funiture
not sure what to expect now

last time you had that cock of yours succed by aN female?

Some people are looking for me and i need to hide long enough till they dissapear

tell us more about this situation

never haha

getting succed by your female right now

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If you only knew.

ive finally tracked u down ivan