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france is the 3rd world shithole

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who wants to rim my hairless twink arsehole?

shes look about 13 mate

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shes self sufficient and doesn't indulge in retarded consumerism
the last part sounded really cucky though

*SIMPLE YET POWERFUL*

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okay
black women tend to have very tough and muscular bodies, so they feel very manly, it's not very nice

Same, i heard Bjork doesn't like debut much but i still really like it,

hope the proud white men of croatia beat the dirty nig boys of england

shan't ever be supporting me own national team ever again

imagine being this fucking stupid lads
imagine it

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Old enuf

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looks very soft to me.
Still feverish

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your brain can only withstand working in a literal cubicle for so long mate, only a matter of time before you rope yourself

need these lads back in action

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dont care for bjork, or most muslim musicians really

Does thailad still post here

are you where the other 4% went, mutt?

what sort of parent lets their child do this?

anime

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might bell the weedman

she's under 18 and only posts on her facebook the yank is a nonce

very peng

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white women

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based and redpilled parents

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fuck dogs

other races are much softer and much nicer

brown hands typed this post

Threadly reminder that Australia is rightfully British and any Brits are welcome here, email me if interested.

either of you runner beans ever considered falsifying your CV and looking for an entry level job in some creative interesting field rather than whinge and blow bubbles

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bugman

croatians are dirty fucking corrupt scum
cheeky bouncer cunt made me pay 100 kuna for pissing in the sea

love going out on the weekend an not having a clue who i was with or what i was doing for several hours and feeling mentally and physically sick for the next few days

sick of scotland losing all the time, think i'll ditch football and focus only on rugby

>ask dad who drives through commiefornia often about the roads there
>the roads are actually nice but the traffic is awful
where did the yank roads meme being bad come from? is it a conservative state flaw?

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will he kill himself if you bring it home?

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Why are Hispanic "people" such bloodthirsty subhuman savages?

>commiefornia

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every so often i come across a video from a local government or minor institution and i like to look through their channel page. sometimes theres thousands of videos, all with double/triple digit views but dutifully uploaded by the social media team as a job well done.
youtube.com/watch?v=9FFdx1v1WTI

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Greetings fellow Brit, mind if I join you?

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watching old anthony bourdain episodes

6ix9ine

what would we do if i visited

this is what happens when you're still a virgin at 25

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>heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/safe-injecting-room-opens-in-melbourne/news-story/caec0ebdba2a597facf6485e491f9d5a?nk=2ed8b373e1cbbcef7b9c7243d92e9be7-1530819488
>Melbourne just opened a 'safe injection facility' for drug users to use 'ice' and heroin
>It's literally next door to a primary school
Lucky bastards we only had the pub

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*dabs*

fuck everyone in this thread

I'm a 29 year old virgin and this has never happened to me

yeah we indeed killed a whole bunch of allahu akbars back in the day

youtube.com/watch?v=HCXnL8U6ops
6 OR 7 SHAGS A DAY EASY
IF NOT MORE AT NIGHT TIME
YOU'D GO OUT AFTER THE FAIR HAD SHUT LIKE AND THERE'D BE BEAVER IN THE CLUBS

>tfw started being a wagecuck 2 weeks ago
Why the fuck did I ever let anyone convince me to stop being a neet?

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I've only ever known a Brazilian Porto and he was a good guy so you're welcome too.
Feel free, if you can get here you have a place with me.

How does a jew make his tea?

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deformed pincers clawed out this post

Just fucking camwhore and you'll be able to retire in 5 years

I wouldn't mind having sex with British man tbqh. Your men are way more attractive than females. I imagine typical Anglo guy as Withnail and me character or at least young Robert Smith. would sodomize.

with milk x

i even hit the allahu akbar tower in bagdad because me and my mates were mad at the locals

having some quackers and cheese

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Hebrews it

bet half that is absolute bullshit vapid roastoid

toilstein done a number on you there son
they live

So Melbourne is basically Australia's equivalent of commiefornia?

bender

you're mentally deranged

I've always thought of it it as Australia's San-Francisco.

No, I'm full blooded and white

The sign that leads the way
The path we can not take
You've caught me at a bad time
So why don't you piss off

How do you pick up a jewish girl?

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playing PUBG

I know not what to strangers this dear landscape might mean,
to me it is my birhplace, this tiny spot of green;
ringed now with fire, it was, once, my childhood rocking me;
I grew there as a fragile branch from the parent tree;
O may my body sink bac to that life-giving soil.
This land is home to me: for if a bush should kneel
before my feet I know its name just as it's flower,
I know who walks the road, whither and at what hour,
I know what it might mean if reddening pain should fall
dripping some summer dusk down the lintel or the wall.
For him who flies above it, a map is all he sees,
this living scape of being but symbols and degrees;
the reader of the maplines has neither known nor felt
the place where the great Mihály Vörösmarty dwelt;
what's hidden in the map? yes, barracks, mills and arms,
but for me crickets, oxen, steeples, quiet farms;
with field-glasses he marks the crops and industries,
but I, the trembling labourer, the forest trees,
the twittering orchards, vineprops with their tended grapes,
and the old granny in the graveyard where she weeps;
and what is targeted as rail or factory
is just a lineman by his signal-box to me,
and children watch him wave his red flag for the guard,
and sheepdogs roll and tumble in the foundry yard;
and in the park the trace of loves who once loved me,
the honey taste of kisses sweet as bilberry,
and on the way to school you'd not step on a crack,
let you'd forget your lesson or break your mother's back;
the pilot cannot see that paving-stone, that grass:
to see all this there is no instrument or glass.

For we are guilty too, as others are,
we know how we have siined, in what, and when and where:
but working people live here, poets in innocence,
breast-feeding infants with their dawned intelligence,
and one day it will brighten, hid now in safety's bark,
till peace shall write upon our land its shining mark
and answer our choked words in sentences of light.

With great wings cover us, O guardian cloud of night.

homogenic is the best but debut holds a special place in my heart because i used to play it all the time in secondary school

Rampant drug abuse? Yes. Shit on the streets? Yes. Communist politicians? Yes. HIV and AIDS ridden LGBT 'friendly' dump? Yes.
Seems so

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he uses his yarmulke to strain the leaves

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with your hands

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I feel like blaming spaghetti westerns for the lack of rail in North America is a bit of a stretch, cowboy films were basically worshipped in Europe, and yet transit is much more embraced. The problem was rooted in society already, but could easily be turned around both through political focus and the baby boomers dying off.

From what I remember from History of Tech classes, tramways and inner-city rail were very successful in the early 20th century, but were gradually phased out because bus technology developed quicker, and was pushed by a massive private backing as opposed to the largely municipal public force behind rail. People were bought out and hands were greased.

Busses are also very successful and used incredibly often in major cities despite an individualist attitude, often too much so since they have to compensate for less centralized rail lines instead of connecting to transit hubs. Urbanites would embrace rail the same way as busses, the difference was the murder of the municipal train early on.

I'm not disagreeing with the cowboy stuff, I just find it to be a symptom of a larger problem more to do with the pushing of private interests than as a cause.

does england live and march on or does it not

With an ashtray

Jesus Christ help me lads

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Too many wanks
Acne's going wild

come to the a-league cristiano