/brit/

WHAT'S THAT COMMIN OVER THE HILL

VAN MONSTAH
VAN MONSTAAAAH

much prefer the horse thread me but this one was first and those are the rules so dont go posting in that other thread else it'll just make a proper mess

FOY

>They're all whites
Sigh, of course...

ah yes, london.

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where are we going?

Bog sim his sargon

still listening to the Octavian tune

youtube.com/watch?v=dz7eyvAMOpA

going well lads

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got called niggardly in tesco

its a bit of a fetish every now and then

If your name is
Alan
Joe/Joseph
Dan/Daniel
James
Ben/Benjamin
Fred
Tom/Thomas
Richard
Peter
Jake
Ethan
Oliver
George
Andy/Andrew
Matt
then reply to this post

youtube.com/watch?v=zZvGGGHekU4

Tel Aviv is our first port of call

Jordan Peterson IMPLORES lonely virgin to CLEAN HIS ROOM (but he doesn't do it)

Imagine getting triggered over a balloon
the absolute STATE of trumptards

wew

is it true cute middle class british girls would do anything for an american bf?

Post full pictures

Yeah can't get enough of them

got called a paki twat once

i don't understand what happened that made him get excluded?

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LOL TRUMP FAT AND IMMATURE STUPID RACIST BABY! LOL!

>Alan
>Richard

Nobody has been called this since 1980

kek

I'll fulfill their needs on my next break

some kid in my school was called richard

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youtube.com/watch?v=JqhCAORmsaE

Do you feel like a big man for this "joke"?

wouldn't mind an orange

Tomorrow is set to be the biggest day in regards to Brexit since the referendum result. May being bent over a table by the leavers.

was he a real dick? WAHEY ahhaha

bit cute desu lads but also a bit fat

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fucked this post up a little bit

no one has ever guessed my name on here

reckon it's completely unguessable

the almost-forty /brit/ chapter will not be marginalised like this

The quirky guy and the androgynous guy are friends again, walked out of work together

Looks like I'm going to be bored and depressed at work again

oh
oh
I see now
for a shag? yeh if you can keep it up
anything more she'd have to be on a treadmill for a month

unless you're as ugly as her I don't know why you're hesitating like she's actually attractive

Rudiger

no one would ever guess my name
i have only ever heard of one other person who has it

When was the last time you were genuinely happy, Poley?

youtube.com/watch?v=dHePoMNeWo8

booty on the outside
oh my YUH
oh my YUH YUH

What she look like

What is a genuinely good, yet non-standard, name for a son?

I think you can only derive pleasure from schadenfreude and wouldn't even enjoy having a friend or even someone to talk to

Augustus

My wife's

moni for real what would it take for you to sit on my face and fart, please respond.

*dabs*

Another dundee lad? I just left. Not sure if ill ever go back there properly.

Douglas

>cute

lmao

turtle

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I can't recall the last time I was happy for an extended period

but recently I've felt joy in short bursts, not frequently, but not rarely
examples include sometimes when the quirky guy at work talks to me
or when I learned I passed that assessment centre

Actually those are the only two examples I can think of this year

Guts

I am ugly

Luca\Lucas

LeTavius

*dabs on the haters*

stand by
dealer hold a franchise
southside
do me cos it sounds tight

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same
my name only comes up with my linkedin, and various high school and university things I was part of and then my great-great-grandfather being mentioned on some free mason documents

bet you feel like a big man when you arrive back in your nigerian village

It's true I love seeing my enemies miserable and I wouldn't be completely happy unless I know my enemies were unhappy

but that's just a theory, we won't know unless I actually make a friend

CuChuailin

wish a girl would let me use her fanny

how do i persuade them

Judas.

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stop trying to be unique

Ah yes the new hegemon

read the art of the deal

da'vontay vontavius

The gf

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alri lass gis a go on that gash then

xi

why are you still here? kys

Have an insanely popular name. Reckon all my ancestors were shitting out 10 children each.

dont see the fun part of being drunk

because you're boring
im boring and all it does is make me jumpy and violent

its fun when youre with other people

she looks like my aunt but uglier, just go for it

would the alt-right/ or far-right or whatever be stronger if hillary clinton won the election and brexit hadn't?

love having just 1-2 microbrews for the taste. dont like over doing it

It's funner than being sobre.

Best part is saying things you are not supposed to say in public, but everyone forgives you cause like, you're drunk, lol.
Never done it myself though, not me.