Be in group of acquaintances and friends

sounds pretty narcissistic

>high IQ friend tells me he would've laughed but caved to social pressure and held it in

The last sentence kekeke

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Sounds like a pretty elaborate justification of your girlfriendlessness.

Repeat the joke.

I have a girlfriend.

I can't.

It's usually about how you deliver the joke. I'm funny but autistic so it's extremely awkward when I try to tell funny story.

Sometimes I tell a joke to someone and it's meh then I hear someone alpha telling it to others and everyone laughs.

Why are your social norms so intricate then?
I thought you were easy going people.

but what was the joke ?!

What the fuck kind of people do you hang out with?

My friends are simple, no bullshit, no "intricate" codes or anything. You speak your mind, people listen. You piss someone off, you get clocked in the eye. Simple.

>Why are your social norms so intricate then?
They are not. OP has retarded, autistic friends..

sounds pretty autistic

>It's just that the social norms and codes are extremely intricate and difficult to navigate
No. Just no. Get new friends you damn freak.

>What the fuck kind of people do you hang out with?

Upper class people, generally. The kind of people who consider it rude when you DO take your shoes off at the door. You wouldn't understand them.

>You wouldn't understand them.
And I don't want to. I hate snobs.

>grog say thing grug no like
>grug hit grog in seeing ball

>The kind of people who consider it rude when you DO take your shoes off at the door.
The fuck? Are swedes larping america so hard that they don't take their shoes off inside? Talk about cucked.

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They're not snobs. Snobbery is something that the middle-class busies itself with, trying to emulate the upper class. The latter merely is as it is, without any pretense.

No, it's to do with the kind of environments that you find yourself in when you belong to this class. Mansions, castles, great city apartments, and so on. You don't take your shoes off in these kinds of homes. There are lots of little quirks like this to upper class life.

Upper class sounds really shitty.

It's high risk, high reward. It's not for everyone. Never has been and never will be.

But if the "reward" is being friends with people who can't laugh, not beng able to take your shoes off or anything normal.. What's the point?

The reward is that they aren't normal people. Like i said, it's not a lifestyle for people who strive for "normal" and I don't think you can understand them. They're interesting people who expect a lot from one another and with that comes a different social framework within which they exist.

I guess you are right, I would go bärsärk among such people.

I'll be your friend

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It was these kinds of people who revived the kind of national romanticism that prompts you to use that idiom, so that's funny.

>upper class idiocy
hey, merciful doctor Guillotine found a cure for this mental illness ages ago

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>a room full of upper class people
>crack an intelligent joke:
>"hey, what do you call a really expensive revolutionary knife, that only the rich can afford?"
>"a guillotine!"
>nobody laughs