living on a diet of cocaine, Gitanes, peppers and milk edition
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UP THE RA
just came buckets to this pic
pengspect xtrm
Sorry it wasn't a kibbutz
Good lad
is that dumb limp-wristed lefty still in here? he asked me what's the solution to the shitskin question and I just replied send em all back mate. he was absolutely stumped, grasping at straws
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└ This folder is empty
any /pengest munch/ man in
why do you have a folder named "This folder is empty" in your Bad Songs folder
don't like blacks never will
shut up whitey you mad af, bet i got you unturnt (the opposite of turnt)
Revolt Against the Modern World
don't get smart with me
bossman from...job centre
pengest nigger
>Doing some voluntourism thing in Malawi where you pay about a grand to make a nuisance of yourself at a hospital in the hopes you'll get into medical school
That's something i feel I'd like to do but not if i had to pay for it nor do i have a valuable skill anyway. It has racist connotations but I've always believed in white man's burden.
Every culture is British really
find it quite bizarre the idea that people can't smoke inside around everyone took so long to take hold.
>On the bus, I'll spark up a fag
>Just finished my first course, I'll spark up a fag
>The kids I'm teaching are pains in the arse, I'll spark up a fag
Must have been terrible working as an asthmatic in the '80s
huh
fuck off sicily
>Fried chicken restaurant critic
Not an Amerinigger...
spot the oddity
meant for
good post
>Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son (Audio)
*no-hands bum-wanks*
still on a plane
Gonna listen to this after my current song has finished youtube.com
Prefer Darwins idea of just exterminating all non-whites.
parents are asleep, time to tug the monkey.
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where are you flying from and to
want to pump a vagina full of my willy juice and then dutifully raise the resulting child
grandad was telling me the other day about the first time he had to leave home for the first time and he got off the train in birmingham and everyone was black and he hadn't seen a black before
grew up about 20 years right then
this also might be right up you alley
youtu.be
having intense tfw no gf the last few days
>That's something i feel I'd like to do but not if i had to pay for it nor do i have a valuable skill anyway
I was 17, still in highschool and was worse than useless. It's all a scam organised by private companies (so you have "experience" for your application). Ironically medical schools generally frown upon doing them, but the parents desperate for their kids to get in won't believe that for a second.
whats a good job i can do with a computer science degree that isn't coding
Salt Lake City, Utah to Seattle, Washington
terrible post
are all britons in australia poms or is it only really used to refer to the ones who don't integrate
sysadmin
what's holding you back from a gf
i'm too scared to ask girls out on dates
are you flying alaska
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
so horny I actually talked to a girl in the gym. she seemed interested and I guessed where she is from correctly. she might get my penis later
asking girls out is a myth
focus on improving yourself the gfs come passively
>Brits
>integrate
>Australia
There is literally no need to integrate, other than drinking cans in the garden instead of the living room
i'm already great
FUCK OFF
aren't there entire communities in australia composed purely of britons who would otherwise be flying to spain to wear an england t-shirt, eat full english and read the daily mail in slightly hotter weather
not that great apparently
i get hit on / flirted with / asked out at least once a week
Now listening to White Denim on Jools Holland
I think they all are thought of as such but it isn't really an insult. You won't be considered a "true" Australian but Aussies think of themselves as British anyway so there's not much of a distinction.
Anyone depressed at the fact that over the past few decades the world has consistently moved towards despotism as the rights of people even in western countries are gradually becoming less and less?
Jewish birds are so PENG
What with the TV licence thing anyways? Is it a European thing? Why are they so aggressive? Why are the posters so unabashedly Orwellian?
well i don't really meet new girls much at all and my good qualities are hidden besides my good looks
where do you meet these women?
brits that moved to Aus are definitely different
those people only exist as tourists, and definitely not as communities
What do you think about this then?
Dumb britfeelers made their own radio show
youtube.com
I've been preaching tolerance since 2010. If you don't agree with me 100% then you are some sort of ____ist and are on the wrong side of history. Now fuck off
for me, it's late 1970s oz-kiwi rock
youtu.be
Yea, and they're all true blue aussies
>slav with tan skin
wtf i love israel now
work+uni and i hang out at my city's high street all the time
BASED
When will these cunts finally start speaking Spanish and fuck off?
toilberg gave my office the whole week off and told us to do nothing work related, but he keeps emailing us shit to do
wat do
but are they poms or are they ozzies
hi
callate hijueputa jajaja
Even though it was a commie movement i think of the Spanish civil war often and feel sad that westerners no longer give a shit about liberal values like freedom of speech, democracy, etc.
so bloody hot lads
Stay mad goy
don't know how the gf likes my pubes lads
should i ask her? it's about time for a trim
>i hang out at my city's high street all the time
hello nigger
the worst thing about septic tank posters apart from them being septic tanks is that all they want to discuss is outrage politics
it's really tiring desu, might have to just filter them entirely soon
Literally just swallowed cum
i live in one of the nicest cities in the country
painful isn't it?
They're synonyms (in Aus, anyway)
there's barely a difference to us
unless they're tourists with bright red sunburn, then they're definitely pommys
desu
i imagine that people who are singularly focused on twitter are incredibly boring irl which is why they spend so much time on twitter talking about the same thing all the time
but you stand outside shops "wit yo homies" in "da hood" catcalling girls on a high street huh. what's up nigger
hello anglospheric peoples
Help us, user. The Mudslimes are bullying us
where u live bro
hey