You wake up in Sicily

BADDA BING
BADDA BOOM
EYYY MOHAMMED, IM WHITER THAN YOU

I go to see the valley of temples

*stabs anyone that looks at my sister longer than three seconds*

>than he
jesus christ, you need to go back to school

my greek brothers

get ye flask

I am in sicily, but my flag hasn't changed.

if u posting with the phone it doesn't change unless you're on wi fi. Where are you now?

I don't have wifi here so i use roaming. I'm close to palermo rn

nice. U liking it?

Yea, the water is nice here and the women look way better than where I live

what about the city itaself? I'm coming to sicily for the first time in a week

>tfw I've never been in Sicily

Find my way to the closest Spanish embassy

going to Sicily in 4 days
how do I seduce Sicilian women
keep in mind I am an autistic manlet

offer them a drink and hope they speak english.

In palermo there is literally shit on the streets and the buildings look like they are about to fall apart. But there is a cathedral you should really go to if you are going to palermo, you can see the whole city from the top of it

>seduce sicilian women
Gennaros in the mafia will kill you just for looking at them, not that it matters since you are a disgusting anglo and they would not even look at you.

i look for 3 fiddy and take a ship back home

I'd prefer to be hardfucked by a nigerian than be a sicilian

>I am in sicily
My condolences

Gennaro is neapolitan as Vincenzo and Antonio.

Stereotypical sicilian name is Calogero, Ruggero or Gaspare

What would be a stereotypical roman or lazio name? And what about milan?

>what about milan
Ambrogio, Silvio or Matteo

But keep in mind that lombards in Milan are something like 15% of the population.

> Lazio

Pretty mixed with low southerner names, but high class romans use name as Tiberio, Adriano, Flavia, Lavinia, Lucrezia, etc.

>But keep in mind that lombards in Milan are something like 15% of the population
Nice, based terroni cucking the north

man Godfather is a great film

Imagine Milan as a Barcelona 2.0 but replace catalans with lombards and andalusos and estemenos with apulians, neapolitans and sicilians

Go to the beach, where I can talk to the other civilized foreigners about making my exit.

Underdeveloped as fuck comapred to us

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That unironically is what happened with catalonians, thing is that catalonians somehow managed to get them to speak catalonian and be indendetists somehow.

* block your path

youtube.com/watch?v=_cjlkTMdreM

>I kill myself
Please do

The most fervent catalan nationalist i know here (erasmus students) have unironically antepasados from Caceres, Badajoz, Sevilla, Granada, etc ...

The same happen here with the hardcore northern secessionist with southern surnames as Esposito, De Luca, Marino, Russo, Greco, etc.

I take the plane back to Florence ASAP, while keeping my wallet and my phone very tight to my body

Milanese lombard is unironically closest to catalan (both galloromance languages) than to standard italian:

Listen this

youtube.com/watch?v=IDxU8MuKal8

>mfw italians don't know about slavic third wind

The skin rips before the dick limps, latin softies!

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You can kill or fuck all sicilians you want, i don't care for them.

>I take the plane back to Florence
Where is the best Lampredotto in Florence?

Some say Nerbone, some other that guy challegned by Chef Rubio

I'm vegan

>high class romans use name as Tiberio, Adriano, Flavia, Lavinia, Lucrezia
WE

WUZ

'N SHEET

Maremma, ma mpiccati dio ladrone

Try not to fall in love with every qt I see.

Join the Mafia

This, also seduce mafia leader's daughter and get brutally killed

tpbp
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>anglo
>seducing italian women
>seducing sicilian women
good luck

yey

>antonio is neapolitan

are you even italian?

I am Sicilian

I believe that it is absurdly based.
also
t. ludovico

Eat shit Carmine.

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Friuli has around 34k usd as GDP per capita, nowhere near Brunei's 26k

False that's not Veneto . Where are Trento and the whole adriatic coast? And greek islands?

Look for Siracusa and walk around, try to see if there's any cool stuff about Archimedes.

t. mathematician guy