Here is a situation. I live in commieblock. There is a neighbor granny...

Here is a situation. I live in commieblock. There is a neighbor granny, she has a kot that she let out from flat into hall everyday. Kot uses hall as its toilet and because of it, there is always strong, nasty odor. I have tried to talk with old lady, I've tried non-lethal methods to stop the kot but everything was useless.
And now I decided to commit deadly sin - kill the kot through the poisoning.
What poison or drug I should use to kill poor animal fast and painless?

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steal kot and don't let it out

Steal it and toilet train it yourself

Bimp

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put a cucumber there. cats are scared of them

This.

Steal it, drive a few miles into the middle of nowhere and release it. Much more humane.

steal the stupid cat, make friends with it, and then drop it off in the countryside somewhere. Finding it dead implies you might have slain it.
bad thing is granny might get another fucking cat

>What poison or drug I should use to kill poor animal fast and painless?
There is no such thing, at least that I know.
You can try and instead. If you cannot afford a cat then bring it to a veterinarian that could put it to sleep.
If you cannot do that either then break the kot's neck.

I don't want to steal this shit.
But may be I may accept this option.

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>What poison or drug I should use to kill poor animal fast and painless?
a knife

>Much more humane
until its eaten by some larger animal LOL

At least you won't be directly blamed for the kot's death.

Don't kill the kot.
Talk to more neighbours and try to persuade the old lady together.

Bump by its photo.

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Or you could get rid of the old lady, she seems to be the problem, keeping the cat in such squalid conditions

you could bring a chink in to guard outside for awhile. asians are cats natural predator

>Much more humane.
Not in the slightest

We have Korean doghunter already. I'm afraid kot isn't his speciality.
t. op

Do this -> Its the fault of the granny for not training the cat and giving it a proper home.

give it soft food or meat with broken glass in it

unfortunate ):

Take the kot to the vet and gave him castrated is one option.
The other is kot theft.
The third is rat poison/breaking its neck

*have

What a cute kot.
Don't do it, she'll just get another one. The problem here is the granny.

this. poision that stupid, old bitch instead. Spare the kot

But yeah there are no painless poisons that you'd have access to. Rat poison does work relatively fast though with the right dosage

Well I think rat poison would be just fine.

It will find the way back, moron.

I advise you not to do it user.
She'll just get another one

How do I treat granny with poison than? Without getting suspicious of course.

Just talk to her kindly. If she keeps being an irresponsible owner then keep killing all the cats that she gets.

Burn her apartment. It would look like an accident.

Get a pet wolf. Let it into the Hall, problem solved. After it kills some things some things pretend you have no idea where it came from.

DIY kot toilet and give it to the granny

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he should nail kot to the wall and draw some satanic symbols. Granny will be scared shitless and won't get another one.

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don't do it.
complain to the landlord

most people in eastern europe own their commieblock apartments so I doubt there's any

This. OP should poison the granny insteaf

>landlord
>commieblocks
Lad.
There's no such thing, everyone either owns an apartment, has it in "eternal lease" or rents from some old grandma or whoever inherited it from her. The whole block and its shared parts are governed by a housing cooperative, which is a legal entity that does absolutely fucking nothing other than giving its members the chance to embezzle the money paid for utilities and such. There is nobody here you could complain to, even more so if you actually want it to have any effect.