You have 10 seconds to act as Australian as possible

You have 10 seconds to act as Australian as possible.

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I don't

I don't really know anything about what it means to be australian.

yeah you do you fucking poo pirate faggot cunt

*inhales*

Snap yep this one is going in israel is the only democracy in the middle east I am Iraqi arab I am lebanese I am a pedo who chats with 14 years olds

Crikey m8 let's go avva Crown Lager and cook up sum shrimp on the bobby while cranking up those AC/DC tunes.

"I just want to have the peace of mind of knowing that I can walk into a hospital without inevitably having my penis size be made fun of and gossiped about. Is that honestly too much to ask?"

我们的伟大领袖习近平万岁!

oi mate gonna glass some wogs mate cunt OZZIE OI OI fucking chinks mate buying up me property mate

Attraction to 14 year olds is hebe, not pedo

i want to suck the american cock while making fun of americans at the same time

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Fuck off to PRC chinkshit

I have kind of an emptiness in my ass.

yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah yeah cunt

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BOGAN BOGAN BOGAN CUNT CUNT CUNT MATE MATE MATE SEPPO SEPPO BOGAN CUNT KANGAROO KYLIE MINOGUE BOGAN MATE CUNT SHIT FUCK

delete this thread you gay cunt

you forgot HEAPS and RECKON you SICK CUNT

Dingo!

>Act as Australian as possible
Bukakke scenes with every American on Jow Forums and Jow Forums love you American bros love you so much *slurrp*

It's sad how they act like AC/DC is some kind of national totem when most of the band members were born in the UK.

Cutest attempt

Don't get to cheeky mate or I bloody nip ya cunt.!

Autism, not even an AC/DC fan but the band would consider themselves thoroughly Australian. There's no such thing as hyphenated Australians because we aren't insecure about ourselves like Americans are.

>fucks kylie minogue

She's kinda old now but in the 90s, sure, why not.

Lol if you were australian you would bang her sis first

Nuts to her for mutilating a Motown classic.

AFAIK they moved to Australia as small children and were all basically raised there. This would only not apply to Brian Johnson.

You mean a dumb novelty song for kids?

DON'T FUCKING CALL ME A CUNT YOU CUNT!

10/10

Grammatically ackward (the title should be put after the name like Mao Zhuxi wan sui!)

On topic: China, stop bullying our navy in your area of influence!

oi m8
*gets 400 ping to every game*
i said oi
*loses a war to a bird*
oi
*gets skin cancer at age 35*
oi we wuz Brits n shit
*gets real estate stolen by Chang*

FUCK

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Hahahahahhahahaha

CRIKEY

*wait in line for my turn to use the internet*

fuckin oath m8

*shits in the shower*

Crikey! I stepped on a bull ant and got impaled by a stingray!

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>posts /b/tard and Jow Forumsshit garbage all day then goes "can't handle bants XD" when called on it

>loses war to birds
>needs Uncle Sam to save him from Japan
>at least 20,000 Australian women marry GIs

ʇunɔ

No such thing m8.
Even if there was it'd probably be full anyway.

Fuck off! We’re full.

just waiting for a m8

SNIPIN IS A GOOD JOB MATE

CROIKEY

PISS A PISS

BLAWDY BOGAN

10 seconds aren't enough to download this page, mate