/brit/

dont understand first sentence so not replying to it
have you been in touch with ky or norfuk or herts

Sounds like a good idea

London is a complete paki nigger shithole

>staying away from london
seems pretty smart to me

not for eaons!

>be Scottish
>be loved across the globe
>be admired for our plight against oppression (england)
>people love us for our attitude for being free
>any union will welcome us with open arms

>be english
>paki rape games daily
>entire world hates you
>the villains of the world

You know what I mean.

You'll reach maybe middle management, and then you'll stay there. Retire maybe 30 years later. Dead end. Modest salary. Dreary little semi-detached in some godless development in the suburbs. Holidays to the same dull little tourist traps in Spain, year in year out. A wife who's only getting fatter and more right wing with age, two kids who'll appreciate you, but will pray to god that they don't end up like you. You'll retire, probably around aged 70 seeing where things are going, spend ten year pottering around in your garden, working in your shed, then you'll have a fall or a stroke and you'll spend another 5 years or so in and out of hospital, having nurses coming in to change your adult nappies. Something else will happen, you'll go into hospital and won't ever come out.

Six months later the kids have had the funeral, and you're already starting to fade from people's memories. Entirely forgotten within a generation or two.

compared to anti-trump mongs?
i don't think anything quite compares to trump derangement syndrome

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just a whiff

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>socialist
>republic
choose one

its spelled aeons

End arguments in the same thread they started you fucking spergs.

>hahaha u triggered snowflakes? u mad? trump is your president? libtards BTFO!
>a balloon that makes trump looks dumb? WTF FUCK YOU BRITKEKS GO GET RAPED BY MUHAMMAD SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT THIS BALLOON DOWN

egypt? for me it's aegypt

good to see they teach you how to project when you do media studies at uni

got it on repeat on spotify right now lads
do your bit

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>voted against independence

lmao cucks

not a whinging child so not really bothering

screeching

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18 cans of strongbow for £11 from morrisons

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Literally why do lefty mongs come here. You don't fit in to this culture and no one here will ever agree with you politically

grim

You know it's true. Without a degree, you're just the modern day peasant.

Literally why do yanks come here. You don't fit in to this culture and no one here will ever agree with you politically

listening to the tennis on the bbc
bints love screaming every time they hit the ball. dont know who theyre fooling, ive hit a few tennis balls and they're extremely light, you barely need to touch them

ironic that a yank in the BRITISH CULTURE thread is saying this

extensive levels of mental gymnastics

might take a walk down to the shop for some cider

>your eye-rolling is comparable to my actual nervous breakdown
ok

Might shit myself for a laugh

>Jow Forums pass
>giving money to Jow Forums
oh no no no no no

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>Homeowners over the age of 50 own 75% of Britain's housing

Say it with me, "MAO WAS RIGHT"

Anyone want to come round and watch Sharpe?

Literally why do Brits come here. You don't fit in to this culture and no one here will ever agree with you religiously

>implying rorke doesn't have a literal nervous breakdown when someone posts an opinion he doesn't like

i'm a findom receiver

whats wrong with you recently
your behaving so strangely
anyway thinking about doing a wank soon or might play xbox

Apparently the Thai govt is suggesting the rescue team try to wait out the monsoon season and rescue the kids months from now.

Imagine how mental they'll be if they survive

>Terrorist group al-Shabaab bans single-use plastic bags in Somalia
>al-Shabaab’s governor in the Jubaland region, who said that plastic bags “pose a serious threat to the well-being of humans and animals alike,”

unironically make 60k per annum lads

wittering

no mussolini was

>eye-rolling
^does this look like "eye-rolling" to you?

lend us a tenner?

>Mosley was right
fixed that for you

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FIFA invited them to the world cup final even though they're going to miss it lol

whats strange

yeah those gyppos are quite lucrative I hear

Know the best part?

This is the year Democrats win fucking everything.

No.

Really.

I mean EVERYTHING.

Asshole will attack Syria, kill Assad, and leave the bald headed Russian cunt spitting mad.

Then Mueller will have Asshole and Vice Asshole arrested by summer.

Then President Nancy Pelosi (uhhhnnng fuck YAS) gets to declare national emergency right before the big blue tsunami in November.

Hey, don't forget the Russian cunt!

He'll do something incredibly stupid. Or we'll just tell you he did. ;)

Are you guys with me?

Okay.

So.

President Nancy Pelosi. Democratic supermajority. War and emergency powers.

Like holy FUCKING SHIT.

We're literally literally going to be dragging far right pantshitters into FEMA camps this time next year. We'll literally be giving their big houses to refugees and undocumented immigrants. We'll LITERALLY be doing whatever the fuck we want and there's exactly FUCK ALL Skinhead cunts can do about it.

Congrats, babydicks.

You beat your chests and thrust your little dicks thinking you'd won the entire world when Asshole beat Her.

Now, you get to find out what a big, brutal bloodthirsty bitch Hillary "Payback" Clinton is. And how much delicious mischief we'll do with no rules, no limits, and no more regressive shitfucks standing in our way.

ireland has a bizarrely high gdp for some reson

theyre going to be permanently fed and accompanied

what game

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yank tax evaders inflating it

Because England is being punished for it's sins against the world.

the OP is the most triggered poster there

if they get food, clean water, and fresh air they'll have no problem surviving
however it would probably fuck them up mentally for years to come

corporations
gdp is a shit measure anyway

Based progressive terrorists

always a drive to be tarmacced

euros? so like £15 hahaha

your acting all feisty in word and deed
i own fallout 4, witcher 3, AC origins, doom

Mental how much attention these thai kids are getting. I got stuck under my bed once and no one cared one bit.

theres nothing wrong with living in a fucking cave, we all do the same thing

Why did they even go into the cave

£53k now but there will be pound eur parity post brexit anyway lad

jerking off is way better if you do it like twice a week

because it knows that in the cave the food

delet

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>trying to bant about the £
fucking retard, it's going to be literally worthless soon

My nose is so red and sore lads

team building innit

Drow hands typed this.

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no further questions

I cannot imagine unironically being a white male liberal in 2018

Why

Your political allies hate you

Their goal is to make your life worse in every way

Do you think you'll eventually get some pussy or something?

>theres nothing wrong with living in a fucking cave, we all do the same thing

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Yeah and when you finger your arsehole

went on a lads holiday to zante
lipsed one girl didn't shag once

Dunno, I'm a social democrat

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can't wait for brexit to decimate the savings of boomers

happening

dad won't stop eating crisps

>walk into gym in 2012
>I AM A MAN WITH A HEAVY HEART, AND I DARE NOT TURN THE PAGES

white male is actually just a democrat dogwhistle to mean republican male

give an example
because i have tons

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stop da

Why. 90% of popular left-wing groups hate white males. Even "social democrats". You're just a useful idiot to them.

mum keeps putting the choccy digestives in the fridge
haven't the foggiest why

drinking a monster energy ultra and joking aside they are really really nice

And how do you think it will do that