/brit/

how does Bumble work

the boys

do you want me to shove this penny farthing up your arse you fucking dick head

is anyone planning to pop the drumpft balloon?

then it would be a penny farting lol

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>Tragically
>Racist
>Unappealing
>Misogynistic
>Pervert

corrrr imagine a penny farthing going up your arse

he's done you there mate

...

Because every 19 year old American kids been webbed all over the gaff by niggers since primary school for being a white boy even though he isnt white

police helicopter is doing the rounds again
went straight over my house, was loud as fuck with the window open

any other urban lads experience this often?

mate you're this close to getting banged out you fucking twat best fuck off now i swear

imagining

Really not understanding this meme, can somebody explain why.

The only lad who vaguely mentioned anything close was meeting a girl and specifically said they weren't paying anything toward, or is that the joke?

journalists should be killed

which wheel do you want rammed up first mate the big one or the little one

based

it's just an app on your phone so it is

nah some lad a few weeks back was saying how his GF wanted to go on some expensive holiday for like £2k

Lad I've seen a Chinook land on the field over the road from my house. These white boys getting brave

I would literally get a wonga loan out to make that possible for any girl...

as if mate look at you you fucking little creep and why are you obsessed with my arse

>needing a loan for a 2k vacation
absolute STATE of neet sub"humans"

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*vehicular manslaughters you with my penny farthing*

told him to fucking pipe down the utter spaz

The whole Latin American continent is currently RREEEEEEEing so loudly I can hear them from here.

>tfw my wonga max is like 240

I think he was being ironic lad

>losing to fucking BELGIUM
holy fuck lmao

Thought you guys might like this

toffs.com/playstation-tee-red-cotton

Trump is a neek but the balloon thing is embarrassing. Literal playground tactics

Dreadful

Well think again you stupid paki cunt I've never owned a playstation

you can't hear anything
be quiet

Belgium's upfront is unironically the best in the tournament(maybe behind france)

They've got a really strong defence too, the country might be a meme but they've got a solid team

desuarchive.org/int/thread/89898344/#89898512
desuarchive.org/int/thread/90898684/#90899892

What a shitty ref that last match had. Good for based Brazil for coming back while belgian mongs spent half the match baiting them.

fuck OFF poley you fucking turbo-spaz mentally ill paki nigger

>Mark Zuckerberg Tops Warren Buffett to Become the World’s Third-Richest Person

World of pain we are in for. Bezos and now this Zuckerberg lad. Jesus deliver us from this danger.

tragic

it'd come in handy if you wanted to dress up like a sperg though

>Tfw can't get a womga loan because I took out every loan i could get and didn't pay them back including wonga

just got banned from lolcow dot farm for talking about race, are there any other female friendly imageboards you guys know about?

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went to belgium once, it was quite nice actually

Niggas talking about Neymar being the only person who's ever dived in this world cup. Every single game I've seen, these fucking benders are diving on the ground clutching their face or knees only to jump up seconds after they realize the referee won't give them any attention.

This game and its entire culture is blue pilled and gay. Fucking hate football

>I've never owned a playstation
hello nigger

Butthurt brown immigrant, bet this is the only time your little butt has a bit of pink on it

reckon you should fuck off as well

Can Americans go five minutes without mentioning their poxy fucking heritage?

I love it moni, thanks for sharing xx

paki sympathiser

based

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pop pop pop pop blow blow bubblegum

/brit/ is 60% female

>t. has never met an american before

imagine if one of your hobbies was digging for old artifacts

sad!

did you also think we'd like to know that you're no normal /brit/ poster but the famous and very special "Moni !!AQfu1Mcn/1p?"
this isn't reddit
post anonymously unless a trip is relevant to your post

point out in this thread where this has happened
nigger

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I'm talking about /sp/, a board you're doing your level best to ruin just like you did /brit/. Thick cunt.

reminder the ex gf that i harped on for months on /brit/ i shagged today

just keep on trying lads

what's wrong with milfs?

You just go on and 'bee' yourself haha

I scored some pity points at work

It came up naturally in conversation that my birthday was a week or so ago and the guy I talk to asked when I didn't tell anyone and what I did on the day

He was about to ask if I went out drinking but then stopped himself and said "you wouldn't have would you"
I told him I did nothing and that it was just another day

He asked if I got any presents and I tugged the shirt I was wearing
He asked who have it me, I said my mum

Probably feels guilty now that he and the andro guy went on a night out together on my birthday

mans got style

phhwwoooaaarrrr corr blimey

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>£4,000 (four-thousand pounds)
>1 (one) hug

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did poley chemically castrate himself to be the ultimate form of ballbusting

>he cant point out in this thread where its happened but still feels the need to bring up his little grievance(totally irrelevant) and shit up the thread
fuck OFF

>being this fucking new
I don't normally bother calling out you bitches but a little bit of advise - I run the general, slut

Step in line or get outta mine

k?

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more shiny face slags

I'm 3% African 15÷ mohawk Indian 60× Irish and -45 Scottish conveinetley not German though or Welsh

she and I have the same anthem

3000

jesus christ, mums watching a mutt documentary on some murder, literally every cut has this obnoxious 'dum dum dum' sound. Fucking hate yank mass media

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Not homosexual but the entire B-side of Drake's "Scorpion" gave me goosepimples

stop fucking replying to it newcunt

spends ~£3000 on the holiday of a lifetime in Japan
>has so far:
>gone to a Jpop idol ride in Universal Studios
>Stood outside the Hard Rock Cafe
>Bought some authentic japanese sushi (from the cornershop) and eaten it alone in his hotel room
>Gone on a date with a """"""qt"""""" jap girl and got a reluctnant hug at the station
>Got pissed alone in his hotel room

couldn't write it

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look at this dood

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i've said it before and i'll say it again
in another timeline, this guy is a famous scientific genius like newton or tesla
in this timeline he suffered some trauma or injury that fucked him up and prevented him from reaching his potential but i can see that his potential was far higher than that of the average man

need a plump milf

wait what

who's this?

if satan is real i hope they're a bald milf life in the passion of the christ

*swags on you*
alri?

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law and order criminal intent/svu are kinop though
so is Hannibal

herts

some weeb virgin freak a couple years ago

>holiday of a lifetime in Japan
Holiday.
Of.
A.
Lifetime.
In.
Japan.
are you mad.

lmfao i rate alan for this

imagine making a .webm of you dancing just to post it on /brit/

fucking hero

might go on a holiday to america/canada, eat their food, shag their women, and drink their beer

did not know Hard Rock Cafe was English or that it was in London nor that I have passed it countless times without realising

I'm going to Bali > Thailand and then Japan all in 1 1/2 months

thoughts?

it was the sueposter wasn't it, bet you any money it was