Ask a german girl anything

>i don't
ok. next question: you're not german are you?

tits or gtfo

Ask a swiss girl anything

>depends if you're fat
I'm not fat, but a manlet at 5'6. I know that's a deal breaker for most girls right there.

Do your feet stink like sauerkraut and stale beer?

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lick the german "girls" ass

wesh tu veux sucer ma bite walah

exactly
keep trying
you're estonian, what do you even know?
show dick first
too short then
no, they're sweet like Schwarzwälderkirschtorte

is german hip-hop any good?
can you give me any groups?
also, some general german music recommendations?

Are you a German girl?

Dir ist verdammt langweilig oder?

beat pete podcasts

you'll find it all there

no
no
Rammstein

>rammstein

>no, they're sweet like Schwarzwälderkirschtorte
c-cute...

Do german women like the italian bvll giving them feet rubs?

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>too short then

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Schwanzmädchen sind keine echten Weiber.

Fapiss dich

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>shuts guys down for being too short
>tells other guys to "keep trying"
Fuck you roastie bitch I hope you die in a fire

no, a tranny
Ja

Sende naggtBilder :-DDDDD

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>titten
>raus
du hast 2 optionen.

t.butturt mexican creature who thinks he is entitled to an amazon blonde gf

yes
he's swedish, so he's likely to be tall at least

I'm a mutt but mostly an italian bvll and would gladly rub your feet.

I just hope they don't ruin my clothes with their smell...

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Ab welcher Körpergröße ist man zu klein?

Are you a native German? Also proofs.

You're a bunch of retards and this

>HI I'M A GIRL
>PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR FEET!

situation is cringeworth as fuck, no matter if OP is an actual girl or not. Go back to /soc/.

>rammstein
oh yeah, that's why i can't stand girls. almost forgot for a second

Are you nord or med?
Religion?

Do you want to be fucked by a Russian?

Durchschnitt ist ja 1,78m glaub ich, also alles darunter
then don't bother posting
why? feeling threatened by Till's masculinity? lol

I didn't know the height was so important fuckin german wanker who eat wurst and pork every day.
Respect for my short guys

>then don't bother posting
You miss the point, miss.

south and catholic
why is a pole askig this...?
most girls simply don't want a guy who's shorter than them

>south and catholic

Based, Northern Med here, do I stand a chance?

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you are more med than g*rman

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what's your height / weight

youtube.com/watch?v=EbBybhNkf28
youtube.com/watch?v=xXawL-LFgi8
youtube.com/watch?v=i8EbRZpsJb0
youtube.com/watch?v=VKqT-jONTrs&list=PLXZ07VNcG_QCGLXwZhzwIzSzX5dgS2XBa
youtube.com/watch?v=qttGJ3il62Y
youtube.com/watch?v=t35WX3fWDVM
youtube.com/watch?v=8MfgoWNCs_0

Komm rüber in den offiziellen Fadne, du Hure! Insbesondere dann, wenn du Kiki bist.

tits or GTFO

why do german women always have smelly breath?

what is it about black men that drives yt girls so crazy

smelly cheese and beer

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Du glaubst ernsthaft an Gott? *schütteln Kopf in ostdeutsch*

maybe
if you say so amerimutt
1,73m/58kg
>pretending you've ever talked to one irl
most white girls actually don't really like black guys

Post timestamp you fucking roastie

Guys maybe we are insulting germans only because they are the master race and we are just envious of that. Am I wrong?

euros and their meme measurements
>5'8 127 lb
you big dumb german cunt, why can't you be small and petite like asian qts

>this place has gone to such shit that "grill" threads are bumped to hell and back with no proof of tits whatsoever
Jow Forums is dead
this is anonymous summer r*ddit camp now

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>most white girls actually don't really like black guys
Are germ grils into koreans and kpop bands?

>1,73m/58kg
leicht untergewichtig, da schwillt ja gleich was in meiner Hose

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Bist du eher eine Anna-Lena oder eher eine Ronja?

Are you the same German """girl"" from /aq/?

this is bullshit

kiki?

stop larping, faggot

bist du sie schönste frau der welt?

german hiphop is autotune trash that only the turks and arabs and wannabe turks and arabs listen to, so about 60-70% of the population

hm...
only a few preteens i guess
das ist nicht untergewichtig

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knuff knuff?

K...K-Kiki?

Why do so many people think that germans are blonde and blue-eyed?
It's more common in the northern parts, sure but that's because it's in the scandinavian regions.
Nobody thinks of Austrians as blonde/blue-eyed

ich will nackt mit dir kuscheln

darf ich mit dir händchen haltend um den Maschsse spazieren?

ich will in deine sexy glubschaugen gucken und sagen dass ich dich liebe

Es reicht jetzt ugezs

süß
süßer
O P

Hör auf

kiki kiki KIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>why is a pole asking this
i think you know

du bist die schönste frau der welt

I don't even listen to hiphop and know there is more to it than just gangster rap

Warum ist sie so
süüüüüüüüüüüüüß???

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

wie kannst du nur sooooooooooooooo niedlich sein?

Why did you invade Poland?

Hi Kiki

Nebraska is German Lebensraum in America. When will you visit Nebraska?

ich will dich lecken

Kiki gehört uns

because we can
why did you invade korea?
when i've finished studying, earn enough money...then maybe

cancerous thread
seconded

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KIKI ANTWORTE UNS

Are you ready for the icelandic conquest?

Kiki, ich habe die letzten 2 Jahre ab und zu für dich gereimt. Was hältst du davon?

Oh Kiki, du bist so wunderschön!
Oh Kiki, ich hab grad einen stehn!
Ich hab grad leider keine Alte,
Oh Kiki, zeig uns deine Spalte!

Das schönste Mädel weit und breit,
Ist Kiki, nun wisst Ihr Bescheid.
Oh Kiki, du bist die Göttin im Faden,
Gern würd ich dich voll Sperma laden!

Ohne Kiki ist der Faden leer,
Komm, zeig uns deine Titten her!
Oh Kiki, ich hab grad einen sitzen,
Ich will dich voll Sahne spritzen!

Dienstag abend, deutscher Faden,
Kiki such ich und find nur Maden.
Ach Kiki, ich will dich wieder sehen,
Dann hab ich ganz schnell einen stehen!

Der schönste Arsch gehört zu Kiki,
Komm wir machen ficki ficki!
Im Faden sind nur dumme Fritzen,
Lass mich dir auf den Hintern spritzen.

Seh ich Kiki, muß ich schwitzen,
Und in meine Hose spritzen.
Ich hoffe, du bist mir nicht böse,
Komm, laß mich rein in deine Möse.

im making a nebraska weltherrschaft thread now

Is a hair salon high?

lmao

>334.252 vs. 82.521.653
ok
...nani?

I'm Volga-German girl so I will answer too.

No.

Yes.

Fuck off.