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O glorious Saint Peter, who, in return for thy strong and generous faith,
thy profound and sincere humility,
and thy burning love,
wast rewarded by Jesus Christ with singular privileges,
and, in particular,
with the leadership of the other Apostles and the primacy of the whole Church,
of which thou wast made the foundation stone,
do thou obtain for us the grace of a lively faith,
that shall not fear to profess itself openly,
in its entirety and in all of its manifestations,
even to the shedding of blood,
if occasion should demand it,
and to sacrifice of life itself rather than surrender

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would like to kick it about a car park

oh my days mate

good film

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Russian will fuck you in semi-final

Kind of like that style.

hahahahahahahahaha
closing the thread right now

what do young couples do if they book a holiday months in advance and then the girl is on her period when the holiday rolls around so they can't have proper sex when they're away?

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based and redpilled

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I like getting my arse slapped by my girlfriend untill it's nearly red raw. Then I do it to her. We both love it. Does anyone else do this?

Russia are dump, Croatia will make mince meat of them

Sorry for the imminent butthole ruination england will bring you bartek

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a toast to thee!

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not Bolivia

it's getting a bit marvel movie tier at this point

what wine?

this isn't yikyak you normoid twat

My country is thoroughly BLACKED nowadays, is yours?

Croatia vs Russia will be the same bus vs bus like Croatia did with Denmark and like Russia did with Spain.

the best part is the start and the a e s t h e t i c tbf

would have watched it with you if l had known

why the fuck would you follow football if you cared about sportsmanship
its full of no-lifers who would be causing trouble in boozers otherwise

yeah
all of our sports except hockey are just niggers running around I can't even imagine the weird cuckold shit that goes on behind the head of the average boomer normie

>muh wine

tastes like rocket fuel and burns your throat

>muh beer!

bloats you, doesn't get you drunk and genuinely doesn't taste nice

Can we just stop drinking these meme drinks and admit they taste like shit?

HOW MUCH IS THE FISH

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every fucking team dives all the time, south american and med teams just do it slightly more

new order are a bit boring 2bh

when the river runs red, take the dirt trail instead

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wasted your time and money

we live in the same country mate: great britain

*Dabs at auschwitz*

wouldn't mind moving to greece somewhere
look swarthy enough to fit in
eat feta cheese and play the bouzouki all day long

anyone ever used one of those Coinstar machines in supermarkets?

I thought they just spat out notes but I read on their website that they actually print a receipt / voucher type thing which you have to exchange for actual money with a cashier / customer service person at the desk

bet the cashier person will think I'm a weird autismo virgin trying to exchange a receipt for several hundred quid with of coins I have spent the last 40 minutes feeding into the machine

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based and redpilled
rum, gin and whiskey are better anyway

Thanks lad x
This shiraz from Morrisons it's really nice

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There's little better than a glass of a fine white wine

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stop drinking cheap wine
stop drinking shit beer
sit down
be humble

writing down my list of talking points for when im out with the lads for the footy tomorrow

You don't watch it for the sportsmanship. You watch it cause it's entertaining on the spot and there is an element of randomness and excitement throughout the whole game.

For sportsmanship I'd watch a game of chess or snooker.

someone hat this clown

and this one too

please don't quote faggot niggers

Happy slags are loudly walking past my home to/from their nights out.

>the virgin reflection

just start off a round of 10 german bombers

this

yeah it is good
it started off really really cool
i feel like i need to watch it again because i'm so tired i can barely keep up with the subs
i am enjoying it tho

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go fuck yourself, hope it makes you sick

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Ok I'll stop quoting your posts

>For sportsmanship I'd watch a game of chess or snooker.

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make sure to book your table at the pub!

Seriously though, me and my girlfriend love inflicting pain on each other, mainly by slapping our arses till they're red. Is this normal?

you can exchange them in your bank
the bank gives you bags

sort all the coins and give it to the bank
see people doing this sometimes

ofc but some people treat it with such boring science and reason it drives me nuts
its just entertainment its barely a sport

Lol

tetsuo is literally me

love are 'arry

sue

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I'm tired of Theresa May she's so boring
I want a meme leader like Drumpf

anime

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>Is this normal?

it's probably the second most common fetish after feet
why do people do these humblebrag things about their normie fetishes here?

textbook suepost

Vote Corbyn then

my only true fetish is pregnancy
genuinely get uncontrollably aroused when i see fit pregnant mummy's out and about

Yeah, but those are the old fans who are trying to dress it up nice and pretty to be presentable for the middle class. Cannot fault them for trying. But you are totally right, it's definitely not a sport full of gentleman.

Anal

>implying Tezza isn't a meme

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not a virgin, had sex yesterday

for me, it's evanescence - my immortal

even their white players look african

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might do
but he's not even that interesting himself, really
when I watch his speeches I yawn

God she's embarrassing

who /soft brexit/here?

This is probably some analogy for brexit

It’s all Africa now lad

I was supposed to die in my 20's
this isn't natural

The fuck's this shit MAAAAN

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This picture always cracks me up.

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Stock up on bananas if you like them ok

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As blacked as my wife

a man of high test like myself I see.

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he could be purple for all I care, just wish he was on our side

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absolutely this

Welcome to the UK, you nasty, xenophobic tangerine.

why is it so cheap
never actually read the daily star

peak cuckoldry