How would you save the 11 lost Taiwanese kids in the underground water cave?

>Taiwanese

Thai brainlet

They don't make series like this anymore.

youtube.com/watch?v=BfIAKj3Gl1E

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i actually LOL'd
enjoy the (you)

The french Thunderbirds intro is my alarm. I wake up to this every day.

Kek. I think this would actually work.

1) I would IMMEDIATELY seal off all ways into cave as much as possible.
2) Seal off the cave part they are in for worse case scenario.
3) Use the flexible tube thing Elon musk said. OR try to drill. Do NOT try to get the kids in scuba gear

REALLY hoping these kids make it out okay!

Mini subs one at a time...

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There is. They have to wait until the water is gone (either through pumping or they have to wait till September)
Also the seals guy wasn't well trained for cave diving

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Why don't they just have guys in scuba gear brought down there with food and a rope?

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I wouldn't, Taiwanese are dogs and subhuman. they should accept Chinese supremacy first and only after that they can receive help

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They would asphyxiate from the smoke

Just drill a hole and drop a rope

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Would mine work user?

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This is how China would do it

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bump

Send in Neymar.

ebin :DD

Nigga got the kid raper 9000 in the caves absolutely disgusting

based and redpilled

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aside from the smoke you'll burn the remaining oxygen they have there and the heat will also fry them alive

Based and redpiled

Chairperson "Invite boys to the World Cup.....in Qatar"

Kek! Hahaha

>wait I'm seeing no mcdonalds her-

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Nigga It's Water Just Swim Out Nigga Lmao

It's a joke Hans

is this the first time shit like that ever happened? why is it all over the news here? same around the world too?

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>Using Jew Post-modernist Philosophy
>Lost is a social construct
>Underground water cave is also a social construct
>They are at home
>We are the ones who are Lost
QED saved

yes

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KID RAVER GOGO

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Thailand is a country of the Buddhism.
Enjoy the cathars is only in race of Abraham.

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Build a wall to keep the water out and make the kids pay for it.

My question is how did these niggas get 3 miles deep into a cave? Was the coach just like “yo niggas I kno the way out I been here lol” like wtf? The kids should be saved but let the coach die for being a shithead

This is something a Trumptard would actually say though.

Either they continue digging from above (They've already dug 400 meters in a pilot hole to see if it's doable, they suspect they are 600m under the lowest elevation) ) or they continue to stockpile non-perishables in their cave, give them a bunch of stimulation shit and damn off all the entrances and wait until September, they've already got an air line run in case that needs to be done.

coach was like "man, we should spend time in this cave after practice" because they did that regularly
then it started raining hard, causing the cave to flood.
to escape the flooding, they ran until they found somewhere safe
but legit, i think that coach took those kids there so he can diddle them.

That's what I don't know either. Thread is the first I'm hearing of this story. Damn I ate Thai curry tonight.

RIP lil Thai dudes

Where does everybody shit?

Area they're in is relatively decent sized. Won't be nice but it's either smell shit or panic and drown half way through your first 5 hour dive in 0 visibility

Imagine the ladyboys they could’ve been

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Entered the cave to get away from the rain, eventually the entrance flooded to they fell back further to escape the water, then the flooding got worse and they fell back further, repeat and repeat until they're several kilometers in and stuck.

Monsoon season was still a month away at the time so they didn't expect such heavy flooding yet.

>Canada

dynamite

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnel_boring_machine

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>Taiwanese
Aren't they Thai?

I hate children let them drown.

kids gotta learn the hard way.

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how much are they worth?
I'm starting to have a feeling that with all the rescue efforts, we're going into a net loss territory

bu sucking their cocks

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Real question proposal:

1- Build a kid-sized acrylic water-tight container pod that can take a kid and still have some oxygen tanks.
2- Attach a rope to the entrance and to the cave
3- Put kid inside pod and pull the rope/pod
4- Repeat for every kid

invade iraq

If they were Americans, they'd be out already. Nobody gives a shit about Taiwanese kids.

Wrong

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Nobody going to post any article? How the fuck do you even get in such a weird and desperate situation. Somebody said hundreds of meters down?

That's a pretty much hopeless situation though

what is wrong with literally everyone else in SEA
its like once you pass over the mountains to the West/South everyone loses 50 IQ points

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Jesus fuck why do people go into caves in the first fucking place.

Proooh :DDD

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>let me just force my body into this tiny hole lol
youtube.com/watch?v=WaIoXN-7FjM

>going underwater into a cave with your soccer coach and squirming through a hole that's so tight you can't wear an oxygen tank with absolutely no way of knowing you can breathe on the other side of hole and repeating this process multiple times to the point you're well over 2 miles deeper than you need to be

like cockroaches

It's horrible to say but if that isn't Darwinism I don't know what is. I mean going on a secret cave exploration session with your soccer coach is dumb enough fuck

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It wasn't flooded when they went in brainlets

Do they know that's its monsoon season and that crawling on your stomach through miles of caves underground is dumb

>British posters

Derail harder teasucker

Wasn't it still a pretty tight hallway they had to go through, even when dry?

It is an environment where rescue workers will die.
Probably it would be impossible to escape with diving.

His argument is that it isn't dumb to crawl on your stomach and squeeze through cave holes with almost no physical way to move backwards

That's his argument. "It wasn't flooded YET hahaha so your dumb"

what

If they were Americans they wouldn't have been able to get inside in the first place

Wtf I love jews now.

they are already in the best possible place on Earth, no need for rescue
USA! USA! USA!

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Based Singapoor

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My prediction:

70% they won't make it alive, none of them.
100% there will be at least 2 casualties.

>water is gone
The monsoon season literally starts now and doesn't end til Autumn. They will be dead by next week.

No question about it, he diddled them.