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We're like Peru, but much more retarded.

wrong, you indios are equally retarded

Santiago is a shithole filled with immigrants, Concepcion is a shithole so shitty that doesnt even get migrants and antofagasta is not part of chile. Also people that thinks pisco belongs to asados are peruvians.

Weones que creen que son buenos para el futbol.

They sell wine. They have a beach.

People get stuck in the mines.

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[keyboard mash, usually to denote anger, laughter or disbelief] La huevada huevon culeado [see previous] ahuevonado reculeado concha de tu madre saco de huevas pues huevon.

k wea sapo rekl ctm sacowea y la maraka kla d tu vieja wena pal pic

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dios mio...

Only thing I know about Chile is that they talk fast and have a particular accent

the girls there love our accent and confidence
youtu.be/F3wIFsRrfA4

Great posters
Really like the flag

1) Flag looks like Texas
2) Some of the best wine in the world
3) High copper export, are other countries even trying?
4) Some very funny posters lmao
5) High HDI
6) Part of "Southern cone" a high HDI meme part of South America
7) Its very very long and thin like a spaghetti noodle. If you bunched it up it would be big.

Its autistic but I will tell the story from when I was a kid. I told it here apologies if its too autistic. But when I was a kid we had a school wide "olympics" to connect our field day with the 1996 Olympics held in USA. Every classroom got a different country to represent, our classroom represented Chile. Every kid had to give some facts about Chile and this girl said "Chile is even bigger than Texas its just stretched out" took the gum from her mouth and stretched it out!! To show how stretched out Chile is!
8) One of the most beautiful souls I ever meet was Chilean
9) I assume, like most Latinos, they are mostly Catholic and Spanish, mixed with some Amerindian (much less so than Central American though)? But I know thats risky to say, not all Latinos are the same. Definitely Spanish speaking at least, and probably more Catholic than Prot.

A rite of passage for young Chilean men is to get stuck in the mine for 11 days.

>Its autistic but I will tell the story from when I was a kid. I told it here apologies if its too autistic. But when I was a kid we had a school wide "olympics" to connect our field day with the 1996 Olympics held in USA. Every classroom got a different country to represent, our classroom represented Chile. Every kid had to give some facts about Chile and this girl said "Chile is even bigger than Texas its just stretched out" took the gum from her mouth and stretched it out!! To show how stretched out Chile is
that's cute user. honestly

Chile is very developed compared to any Latin American country. It is probably above Portugal tier I think.

Very sad for Latinos if "better than Portugal" is their highest praise wtf.

Could Chileans explain their slang? "weon" "culliao",etc.

it really isn't rocket science user
elmundoesunlibro.com/diccionario-y-glosario-de-chilenismos/

We're a bunch of lucky retards that got were we are through chance mostly.

cafe
reggaeton
hoyo caca

Weon is kinda of a polyword like fuck, but without the sexual connotation, the closest analog in English is "dude".
Culiado means "someone who takes it up the ass"

My friend in the USN says that the Chilean Navy is surprisingly competent and professional. Also they have a good economy thanks to liberalization. That's about all I know about them.

We're the only country to have ever successfuly blockaded the USA navally-wise.
It was a show of force centuries ago when the USA has shit navy, but still.

Yo nunca vi televisión

por que es muy fome

They have copper and are good boys top the eternal anglo

Chilean girls exist for the Texan cock

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Are you implying that texas is a futa girl?
Because I'm down for that (no homo)

VIVA CHILE CTM

kek. I know.

STOP DOING THIS SHIT, WE DON'T WANT ATTENTION

Stop this Argentina

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But you need more black immigrants from Haiti, user. All the cool developed nations are getting black immigrants in massive numbers.

This warmed my heart, thanks for sharing

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The weeb population in chile is greater than anything i would have expected desu

it's the boring argentina

"Boring"

It's because of our queen Ilonka

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"Queen"

cute post