If you were forced to become christian which variant of christianism would you pic?

If you were forced to become christian which variant of christianism would you pic?

Me? Catharism

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there are no variants of the One True Faith

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Mormonism

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The Orthodox Church

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based and redpilled

Orthodoxy so I fit in better with slavs.

Calvinist

mormonism is for cucks and their women are horse faced dogs.

Based Bogomilism or Roman Catholic

Coptic Church.

Assyrian Church

Anglican

I don't know. Anglicanism, I suppose.

Anti Christian

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Orthodox

Baptist, just like when I was a kid

Catholic, because, as I understand it, you're allowed to do anything as long as you confess it and pretend to feel bad about it

>Christianity
>one true faith

Nice meme

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Some fedora-tier denomination like Nestorianism

What is catharism? i looked it up and all it says about their beliefs is that it "varies amongst different communities"

Paulicianism because then I can declare Holy Wars on any other religion, even Christian ones, and take their clay.

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Coptic Christianity

Episcopal Master Race

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cringe

Baptist. I like BBQ.

Catholicism. I'd read prayers on beutiful latin, follow Papa on twitter, and go to gorgeous churches, not poorfag barns like other confessions.
Protestantism is for autists and workfags, I'm too lazy for it.
Orthodoxy is just KGB meme

A gnostic anti-natalist cult. Your ancestors funded them.

*te tue*