/brit/

last party i went to i stood in the corner for hours
they tried to coax me out of it with offers of a seat or a game of pool but i vehemently refused

*sips*

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youtube.com/watch?v=8QLL2j8ZtxE

>the kyrgyz poster
>the

>he remembers being alive in the 90s
alri grandad, you need some help finding your dentures is it?

youtu.be/hkYMTq_8_iw
the gf

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I hate this "white people can't cook" meme. Go to Somalia for a week and you'd kill for food with a bit of salt. Everytime I go to Africa I get mad cravings for western food. Do you want to know what we eat in Somalia? Plain rice and boiled meat. We eat twice a day and every meal is plain rice with boiled meat. Friday morning you might get canjero, but usually it's plain rice with boiled meat. No flavour. It's just food that keeps you surviving. Western food has flavour. Westerners are rich and aren't eating just to survive. You use salt and seasoning and you eat a variety of food.

But Africa only had bland flavourless food because people there eat to survive.

t.. self-hating Somali

youtu.be/tkm4LUcq25g

honestly couldn't give give two fucks if you paid me
go away

Probably 93-94, I watched Batman Returns the previous night on TV and told some girls at school I wanted to be Batman and drive in a cool car.

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Most of my earlier memories a can't remember the chronology of, there is a lot of shit from when i was in pre-school and probably before that too but i can't put a date on any of it.

calm down with the links lads we're about to reach the thread's link limit already

pretty the look of a nice pair of knickers to most fannies if im honest

*posts a chink*
*posts another chink*
*posts yet another chink*

Fuck off REEEEEEEEEEEEE

no anime

Rorkes baka
I'm the face of Britain now

batman returns is the best and maybe the only good batman film

this

sister is 12, weird to think she can have kids

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youtube.com/watch?v=K29t_L3CO6A
choon

if you look at the posting times you can tell its the same guy with a Jow Forums pass

just noticed that chinks never seem to sweat. they seem to have no odour at all, trust me i've checked with chinese prostitutes

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i used to like you but not anymore

Then why did you respond you petrol-huffing piece of shit?

Psychologist Michal Kosinski says artificial intelligence can detect your sexuality and politics just by looking at your face.

Veteran of the Great Meme War here
Ama

best one yet

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big if true

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just took a shit
ama

i bet its just ugly = extreme, attractive = radcen

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Habbo Hotel raid vet here ama

twitter.com/CarlsbergUK/status/1015301306641207298

HOWLING

Where did it land on the bsc

what was the texture like

be wary of fatty

I wish everyday I was born a race other than Somali. Somalis are literally the absolute worst.

scoop it up out of the toilet and keep it safe, it'll make a fine yank one day

Is this the official video or just a fan-made thing? I've liked this song for quite some time but never got any sinister vibes from it.

dont get it

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They really are.

shitskin

Obviously run by an expat dane

Get lost Harry, she's with me

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Nor do i.

Can anyone name a single contribution white people made on the world that's actually positive?
I can't

*hands shrek the camera*

think it's fan made
not sure tho

aids
it kills negroes

We invented water

how the hell does a somali even survive the winters in canada? figured they'd just freeze and crack into a million pieces like in terminator 2

need a pride gf

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Eating a breakfast roll

Started the prep for Asian gf 2019. Gonna start lifting

If you have the self-awareness to think "hey, my race doesn't really seem all that great" you probably have a level of perspicacity that elevates you beyond the rest./

Thinking about that webm of a guy attempting to suplex another guy onto the concrete only to mess it up breaking his neck and dying.

I fucking hate how no one is honest. Let's be honest for a second. Africa is a shithole, and Somalia is the diseased festering anus of Africa. Somalis as a people are scum and Somalia as a country is a pile of trash. There are people DYING on the side of the road. It's like a hellscape. The entire place should be nuked off the face of the planet.

>youtube.com/watch?v=i9r_nMzdTu4

why does Jow Forums produce so much kino

Think they're more into muscleless twinks desu

There is a game of kickball that will be happening later on today.
This game will be played by the national teams of England and Sweden.
Carlsberg is a Danish alcoholic beverage that is popular in England, and IKEA is a Swedish brand who makes and sells flat pack furniture.
What the tweets are is what is called banter and viral marketing.

Who /comfy day/ here?

>Woke up had beans on toast and fresh strawberries afterwards sitting in the garden with the dog
>Gym for an hour now
>Shower, shave and play Xbox for a bit
>Go to big family event to watch the football

back to the 'dit

Posting on /brit/ with the lads

Very pretty building

0/10
true
absolutely, fuck england
think most people feel that, not just people in this thread
no and no, you are most welcome to come live here though
gaytube
if you don't rise before dawn don't reply to me, simple as
1994 i think
gaytube
tough spot to be in lad, next time you'll manage better
pinky out?
sorry lad, but a wc for a virgin team would be good
gaytube
post pics
you don't though, no underage please
nice vid
no to anime
interesting
gaytube

gotta go eat dinner, sorry if I didn't reply

Can you dumb it down little poindexter?

Hate when companies attempt banter

My ideal gf would be into fat cunts with no redeeming qualities

korean girls are better, sven

Is it better to have a first from an okay university or a 2.1 from a good university

big company try to make internet funny

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i hope you do this regularly

with the state of the job market these days, a third from bolton in sport science would be the same as a first in law from Oxford

>gaytube
all me

First, nobody really cares what Uni you went to unless it was Oxford/Cambridge or it was utter shit. They care even less once you have a year or two of experience

any /dysfunctional, constantly arguing family/ here

think it may have had an impact on me haha

oh right heh

>wake up hungover to all fuck
>too hot
>leftover curry for breakfast
>gym about 1pm
>it's coming home
>sleep early

Should be p. comfy yeah

Definitely good uni, went to a Russell Group and it's come up quite a bit.

I've seen job adverts specifying RG only or 'good unis only'.

Everybody knows a first from Bolton isn't the same as a 2:1 from Oxford

Marxists are very very strange
Very bad ideology

I still don';t get the relevance though i am currently drunk so don';t think too poorly of me for being a brainlet. Does the england post suggest that swedish fans will be drinking their sorrows away and what the hell had the allen key got to do with it?

>chatting shit about bolton

meet me on bolton train station platform 4 in 15 minutes mate, bolton wasn't named "ardest town in the UK" for nowt, will put you on your arse lad

getting really anxious about going out for the footy now

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