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>tfw no jessica alba doppelgänger gf

I can imagine piercing his fleshy ring near dunav Ahggg fuuarrkkk so hot.

>how many minutes you spent crying about your ex
0 tatar subhuman

Who are you gonna root for today, /balk/ - Russia or Croatia?

I'm really split t b h

Where's your nametag now fulgrim?

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russia

Croatia, BIG DINARIDS will humiliate the eggfaced russoids on their own soil and then have orgies with their women

russia

Croatia is bound to win

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>Be balkan
>Cheer for russia
The absolute state of s*rvs and t*tars

imagine the western butthurt if russia wins the world cup

it will be a glorious meltdown
>Putin bought the referees!
>doping!
>konspiratsiya!

How do you feel that your ex is giving her CHAD a blowjob right now?

After posting this as a regular funpost I realize this will actually happen tonight lol

I don't care cause I took her virginity and he's eating my sloppy seconds

I would normally cheer for Croatia but if Russia meets England at the semis and beats them, this will give me an enormous orgasm

what chances are that you will spam this thread with "putin bought the referees" when russia wins?

we won't

They are propably joking about your small dick right now

Nothing offensive in calling Serbs - Servs, that's how to byzantines wrote them. Same as Bulgars who were Vulgars for example.

Why would I sound like a balkanoid? But the chance of Croatia losing is like you losing your virginity

Not happening

She took the pill so she can let me cum inside, this guy will smearing his dick in my semen

not with that attitude

it would be the biggest source of salt since trumpler was elected

wow balk is so nice when there aren't other Bulgarians around

THIS

*except for the Macedonians of course

drumpf won elections = because of russian hackers
russian wins world cup = because of russian hackers

can we nuke them already ?

youtube.com/watch?v=Z3TtjJrIVjs
Post good balk music

it's so cute when they think that they imply something with "serv"

shut up smurf

only if we can nuke israel (holloywood+new york) too

They imply that you are a servant people, ready to bow down to your masters at any time

There's no mention of the word shqiptar before 19th century

Had a 15cm one, tried to ride the shit out of it
rode it for a good hour. In order to hit your prostate, you gotta angle it so that it's angled towards your stomach wall. Ride it in that fucked up position for too long and it bends and tears. Then it's just a matter of time till that tear becomes a break. Once you put a tear in silicone, it's only a matter of time.

Next thing which tears easily is the suction cup. I gotta stop buying $20 dildos with shallow suction cups and invest in a big ass dildo that doesn't stink of a Chinese silicone factory.

Whoever said size didn't matter obviously hasn't tried anything over 18 cm in length and 15cm in girth. That shit is fucking bliss that drives me up the wall.

servia vulgaria

they try to imply that

in reality they simply use the english exonym for the serbs that was prevalent until 1920s

roumania

I know someone who is riding the shit out of it right now (your ex)

>Trying to trigger me that exs are fucking someone else
Lol shqippy

>tfw i flooded serbia

i hope serbia is destroyed

Do you think she swallows his load with thirst or not?

Malakes ellines tourkoi albanoi

Not every woman has a deep throat like your mother

>albanoi
*alvanoi

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You can't even flood an irc channel, let alone a whole country

Based

youtube.com/watch?v=9TgU-xvjCJg

Don’t be sad that you couldn’t satisfy her buyeumbey. If you’re worried about her pleasure, some one else is making sure that she gets her satisfaction at this very moment. You should be happy for her

wish i could have a nice beer rn(right now) tobehonestwithyoufams

tourkales

Dream on cuck. I left her after a fight and she got mad, everyone she dates from now onward will be an inferior version of me

For your exs everything is an upgrade

Yeah, everyone after a NEET who spends his life on Jow Forums is a downgrade. Sure

I was making more $ than the president when I was 15

#lunch #celadae #makedonija

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should i have eggs or a steak for lunch lads?

Is this shqip really implying you should be butthurt someone else is creaming a girl you used to date?

By that measure every girl I meet now I'll be "cucking" her ex boyfriend. In shqipps retarded 80iq brain

steak

Ni otide Vlatce, RIP.

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=82&v=pOwrM7sHXsc

why are bulgars such gigantic faggots

Daly reminder that the rest balkans are degenerate and can't be compared with Hellas

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so you sucked more cock
big deal

who makes these retarded maps

>no data
I wonder who is afraid of showing the real numbers for Macedonia. Is it Italy being afraid to come as second, maybe the nordcucks with their superiority problem or just Greece being jealous and wants to have fake dominance over Balkan peninsula?

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Not as much as your female relatives

kokkoromokkarappalaullaniurtterkkiparappapaivalainen, cucksson, chutripatri et al.

30% of populecuon is ciptars 10% gypos that can't write a thing the rest slavs gee wonter why you don't have any data to embarace yourself by being at the botom of eu for one more time

smarter than you papadhopulos

>poland being smarter than germany or france
even if you import 1 billion genuine tribe africans to both germany and france they still would have average iq higher than poland

Real data of Greece

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You forgot the millions of roaches

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give me 1 reason why I shouldn't buy big ice cream and devour it alone

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ei turciiiiiiiiiiiii

You are not 10yo or a girl?

I'm not but I want big cheap ice cream

t.en year old girl

9gag.com/gag/aKjNw9W

lmao ths site is Hilarious!

Hahaha yes

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The greatest country to ever exist on the Balkans

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>go to kaufland
>everyone has a croat shirt on
i thought i lived in a musulman neighborhood

9gag.com/gag/aq7pbnQ
Haha amezing

Is ISTANBUL worth visiting for a Balkanite?

Who here has traveled to the Turkish Metropolis?

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Exchanging your money for liras just trow them in a fire

i love racial diversity

wanted to go a few years ago but muh terrorism

Most likely constantinople is worth visiting which is why it's the most visited part, while istanbul is just shitty expanded urban area with a fuckton of people stacked in there

i think taking a trip to istanbul is a good idea. It can take your mind off the recent occurrences in your life