People don't kiss on the cheek in his country

you forget that french are faggots xd

You kiss women (of your families or your female aquaintances). You can also kiss male members of your families if they are your elders. You never kiss males that are not members of your family that would be weird (except if you are a woman).

>girls hug or kiss guys when they leave
>they don't even shake hands with me

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>You never kiss males that are not members of your family that would be weird
I personally don't do it but a lot of people do

Where do you live ?

I want to scratch it with knife.

Around Nice

I really hated tht when I lived in Chile

Thought so, I come from Picardy and I've never heard of men who are not of the same familly kissing each other

I'm from Sweden and not even we are that gay. And Swedes fucking love stealing culture from the mediterranean.

>Be me
>Go in a student exchange to Lithuania
>Arrive in my host's house
>Mum is a traditional Baltic qt
>Dad is a bit short but large and intimidating
>Sister is a 10/10
>Dad reaches his hand to me and gives me a powerful handshake
>Mum reaches her hand
>I grab it and pull her towards me
>I give her two kisses on either cheek
>Dead Silence
>Sister is holding her laughter
>Mum froze and looks completely shocked
>Dad has the fury of a thousand suns in his eyes

I fucked up

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Women kiss each other on the cheek, and so do men with women, usually only for friends/acquaintances.

Guys kissing each other cheeks is faggot alert and no one does that.

Sounds unhygenic

Kek

based fernando martinez
older people do it, younger people not so much

When I was an exchange student in Spain I absolutely loved the cheek-kiss greeting. I got a boner every time I greeted the girls at work. Meds are based

I never hugged a girl in my whole life.

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i wish i didn't have to
it makes me uncomfortable

You should come to Switzerland, we greet girls by hugging them

>Lives in the land of bunda and can't even get a hug
Cause you're a fucking fag hahahaha

>hue
>never hugged a girl

you wot? not even one of your famous trannies?

here we kiss friends and family
there's no rules that are followed by everybody
you sort of just establish a kiss on cheek relationship with whomever you want

wos?

You're touching the cheek of a girl or a man really close to you with your own cheek that's the same as shaking hand but without all the things your hand touched

We do it three times OwO
But only with women we meet, with men we just shake hands. This is if you're a dude though.

*Spits on the side of your face* bro it's just a welcome

you're a faggot not my problem
have a good day

>Kiss dudes on the cheek to say hello
>I'm the gay one
European homos

Here some do it once and some twice, to acquaintances and family

Imagine being a social retard in a country where cheek kissing women is the norm hahaha

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>Kissing dudes
>Normal

France, ladies and gentlemen

We give eachother 3 kisses on the cheek here.

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In high school a girl that had a crush on me actually licked my cheek while greeting me
I immediately rubbed the saliva off with the back of my hand

Wtf??-Why are italians women so lewd

Regardless of what people say, I find France a beautiful country

We do it here too but not as common as you guys, I really do appreciate how friendly you all are tho

>We do it here too
Fucking wog country you're out of the anglosphere

HAHAHAHAAA RUOTSI HOMO

here, you do it twice if you haven't seen him or her for a long time like more than some months or more, once if you have seen the person recently

>it's a qt friend of your sisters you meet for the first time episode

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Y-You kiss in that situation?

Yes
Shaking hands with a girl in an informal situation = passing for a sperg

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Oh god..... Honestly I'm not sure what we do here. I know that some girls greed each other with hugs and kisses.

Je donne la bise.

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c-can i kiss you on your cheek user?

>people don't kiss males twice or 4 times on the cheek in his country

Giving a firm handshake is the most physical contact I am going to give you as greeting.

We kiss family and friends on cheek regardless of gender.

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>I know that some girls greed each other with hugs and kisses

The all do m8

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Same here, but not among men.
The kisses on the cheek thing is overestimated, though. Most of the time it's just quickly bumping the cheeks and no real lip contact or kiss.

>tfw I don't even know how my people properly greet.
I only know because I saw them do it in college.

this is a romance thing only
>tf
>tp

everyone does
we even kiss strangers on the cheek
i kissed my cousin italian wife on the cheeks even tho it's the first time i saw her actually she was the one who kissed me :3

Hey Eskander

>eskander
whatt???
the tunisian version is skander not eskander or just alexandre

Well my friend is Tunisian and writes his name as eskander but I always write Skander because it's easier. He likes France a lot though and got the highest grade in French in the country on his final high school exam like 3 years ago

well idk we pronounce it skander
we never pronounce the é at the start of the word
tunisian are intelligent abroad a tunisian got the best marks in french bac this year but it's so easy anyway compared to our bac

Yeah he pronounces his name Skander but writes eskander.

I only hugged one girl
It was this big titty Russian girl I was friends with during an internship
I will never forget the feeling, it's like the stinging cold loneliness I feel every second of my life was replaced with a glowing warmth, and literally all the fears, anxieties, and worries I had vanished in an instant
Then the hug ended and everything went back to normal

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TFW NO FOREIGNER FRIENDS

If you don't fuck, you don't kiss. Disgusting fags.

I can be your foreigner friend

B-But you have me....

In Spain we kiss women as a greeting. Men give each other a powerful 100% testosterone handshake

i mean irl to hang out and shit you know
a-are you a tourist

>tfw too non-social for that
>tfw I've never been out with friends
o-ok.

a-actually the same

Are you a Tunisian version of me?

>southern people

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>Finn
>Can't stand physical contact
One would think Finns would've died out after a single generation with a mindset like that, how do you guys do it?

Only old people do that.
I don't like being kissed by my grandma, but I wouldn't mind it from a younger person.

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Hahaha how weird would that be if you had to struggle to bring yourself to be touched by another person every time and had to permanently fake pride in camaraderie after bro hugs given by people who you don't even like so much
Mental that

>on the cheek
What? Are you some kind of a faggot?

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Hahaha yeah I can only imagine hahahahaha

cheekcucks btfo

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>You never kiss males that are not members of your family that would be weird
Spotted le parisien.

People don't do it in large city like Paris but in the country it's common.

how does it feel kissing guys with the big beards on the cheeks?

In some region in France it's 4 times.

I fucking hate my grandma's sloppy kisses but I can't bring myself to pull away from them.

Come here and I'll greet you.

kek

We only kiss women (close friends and family) three times on the cheeks.

lmao

She knows what she's doing, she knows you're uncomfortable but can't shove her love off.

This. You don't know where that cheek or those lips have been. Or the opposite, you DO know where those lips have been and that's even worse.

female to female or male to female yes, male to male no unless some close family members

I kiss women in cheek

T. Spanish diaspora

SPANISHED AND FRENCHED