/brit/

crackling at this jazz+!

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currently cooked alone in my room and I just had a phone call from my mate who's currently pissed
horrifying conversation

redpill me on this meme

thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=12bn6Auohjk

Duct taped my speakers to the side of my 5th floor flat window.
Every time we score I'm whacking the volume up to max.
When we win the game it's staying on until either the loop finishes or the police make me turn it off.

Gods truth

think i might start believing in magical soul energy and shit. i just don't believe this is a one off is all

Who was in the wrong here?

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... L'Addisson SIL vous plait {is that correct ... Haven't dabbled that way for a while} ... Picture by and of me Timothy James Byrne in Oxford today on the 5 July 2018 ...

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I got you lad
youtu.be/YEA-QGoRUQs

Arrogant Tescovites.

simsuns

You didn't exist before you were born and you won't exist after you die. All you are is a bundle of neurons.

'its coming home' makes sense if theyre referring to the trophy, but 'football's coming home' doesnt make any sense whatsoever

its just fucking stupid, no better than that 'are we human or are we dancer', both inane meaningless crap

Okay but how am I compelled to give a response to this honestly if this could be Josie and you would start squatting all over the thread if I didn't couch every word in those perfect of terms for your little pea sized brain (if this is Jos').

oh my days

palmy is the cultural mecca of new zealand, a peaceable people and society
all there is to it

football was invented in the uk

have a sneaking suspicion that it's paid advertisement and targeted marketing that made this meme cup so popular atm

don't really give a fuck about some idiots kicking a ball around if I'm honest

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It's not josie

how old were you lads when you first looked at porn?

>and you won't exist after you die
can't wait

What's Four Lions like? I really like Brass Eye and Blue Jam but don't have experience of Chris Morris beyond this,

idiot

still can't believe I fucked it with the fit girl
jokes on her soon I will be in the Mediterranean soaking up rays (no sunscreen) while she has never traveled due to being poor

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What was so horrifying about the convo? He's in jail or he's sick? What's the major issue?

Football was invented in Wales

nobody cares

im not a believer in the compulsory religion of atheist liberal universal utopianism

it was surprisingly real and depressing in the latter half given its light comedy early on
good watch though, morris did fine for a debut

wasn't talking to you, ryan

why would you go all the way to europe for sunshine when you live in australia rodent

incoherent aggressive babbling vs awkward stoned paranoia on my behalf

Infertile.

it's winter here
thick cunt

Seems like the white trash capital of Poo Peeland

Was a minor meme on Jow Forums four or so years ago but got lost to obscurity

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howd you know

it's w*nter

Okay, but the subject matter seems to be missing so I can't really say much other than...enjoy some food? Use psychologist cues to calm him down.

why are you so desperate for sun little boy
why cant you bear slightly cooler than normal temperatures for just a few weeks insect

gareth southgate...all of england is with you

top tier paki banter

Thirty years of hurt

fuck off I'm going to wank now

is it weird to think in your own accent

thirty years of turt

my trigger finger's more itchy than a yeast infection.\

I'm actually great at talking to girls once they're used to my style
shame most of them get scared away before they get used to it
oh well

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could say the same in reverse to you lads recently tbf

gareth gates, all of england is with you

>I think I will keep my children away from Tesco for a while if they are arrogantly forcing customers to celebrate anal activity.

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you can sunbathe in Australia ye daft cunt

Is that Poo?

>tfw no fiscally conservative anglo gf

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alri 'tismomick v2

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yeah it's funny

stop fingering clatty birds with it then

If I hear a voice long enough, it starts to replace my internal voice. Which is strange, bit of an existential crisis, then pretty fun, like no_clip.

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can't eat panelle con pane though can you

live in blackburn, mum drives to a Tesco that's a 30 minute drive away(instead of the local one which is 5 minutes away) because the "people who shop there are nicer" because it's in a better area

is she just stuck up or do you think she's justified in this behaviour?

GLOW is triggering my dysphoria

her and kate andrews both need to fuck off

horrible little cunts

why is a man and woman allowed to do bumsex but when 2 men do it it's immoral??

Penger King

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she has an affair, idiot

*strum strum*
tranny freak
*strum strum*
qu'est-ce que c'est

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they might have a better range of stuff in the other tesco too

>be low earner
>get cancer
>"welp sorry guess you can't afford the treatment, should've earned more money"

I've had t on my hdd for like a year but haven;t watched it because a person i knew who used to run a Chris Morris fan site said it was pandering shit and that he went around asking imams whether it was appropriate.
I really liike blue-jam and would like if some uber-fan could tell me more about Morris and what output oif his i should be listening to.

sodomy is immoral whoever does it

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something tells me thats a lad

no longer a tranny lad, get with the times

of course she's justified
the working class are subhumans

don't fucking bully moni again mate or you'll be dealing with me

would bum anyway

would be happy to meet some of you in london but doubt any of you would

nah

i'm all for withdrawal of state welfare programmes because it would mean i would be dead

>blackburn
over 50% paki which means statistically you are a paki

I'm just switching my AA so I'll have a functioning cock

Just replenished my electrolytes by eating a handful of salt.

tismboko

rat thing

why do we have like 3 frenchies here? what purpose do they serve?

would not hesitate to wrap a hammer round your mum's skull

now is the time where I do a sleep

goodnight /brit/ ya bloody cheeky buggers

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i have a vagina!

There is no afterlife and everyone will die and stop existing. It is the nature of things.

footy's on mate why you sleeping

come up north

get irrationally angry when someone refers to a 'pot of money'
awful phrase I hope to never hear it again