American War of Independence edition.
/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico
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Good edition.
>this weekend's weather
unf
gonna order longhorns takeout for lunch today
Nice. Steak?
That's one of the most American things Ive heard of
The only way to btfo that one trick pony douchebag guitar guy who attracts dumb bitches, is to become a fire-eater. Imagine the look on his face when bitches see my hot bod in a grass skirt breathing fire. He would give up on his gay bullshit right there guaranteed.
>He thinks that's hot
Get a load of 90+ F in Siberia
can someone send me a box of oxycotin
post your address and ill send you TWO boxes
post your feet and i'll send 4.
pots your cock
GOOK PUSSY RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME
Odd, I almost made the thread CREAM edition with this pic
Latina pussy > gook pussy
You drank the red pill (dissolved in water).
"unf" = good.
lovely legs
Decided to visit my parents yesterday and they tried to start controlling my life again
Reminded me why I rarely speak to them
>white families
>having children
ya... no thank you
>willingly ending your genetic line
>not wanting to metaphysically time travel with your ancestors
...
I had a daughter recently and I feel like I'm about to drop dead at any moment
Only 6 years until I can finally sleep again
see ALWAYS use protection
Ho Chi Minh sends his regards
>implying you've ever had sex
Guess what /cum/! Me and my bf have been together for 7 months now!
shouldn't have cummed in a sucidial attention whore roastie
succ.....
you
*blushes*
:*
muttrica
Feeling really cool and fast with my American running shoes.
Who wants to go on a run with me?
What are you hoping to accomplish with these posts
and the (you)s start rolling in
once again i have found the perfect formula
pftt
@91897328
>white woman past the age of 25
truly terrifying
do Mexicans like Alaska?
>girls can lick their own pussies but i cant lick my dick
The misery of being physically stronger than the opposite sex
>janitor in charge of having a sense of humor
ITS 9 AM, WHAT THE FUCK
Its 12 you goddam flyover
>different time zones in one country
if you ever needed any more proof that the US is third world...there you have it
Id rather live in the third world than a communist cuckhole
Imagine living in a country where your highways have no speedlimits but its a complete pain in the ass to legally modify your car or motorcycle
>Imagine living in a country where your highways have no speedlimits but its a complete pain in the ass to legally modify your car or motorcycle
What is that on my pants
t. countrylet
never realized I live near so many fat people
its disgusting
>only 9:20
>already 102° outside
can I get a (You) please?
(你)
@91898694
here you go
ty :3
rude
(あなた)
>ur so funny user
If you think its actually 9am you deserve to burn to death
get with the times grandpa, its almost 10
Music that sounds really nice but is cringey to play for friends
[spoiler]girly rock pop[/spoiler]
>girly rock
>archie will never marry you
Don't you want me?
everybody tell him "you can hear the dick in his ass" GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
d
do it you fucking mongrels
Trudeau? More like TRUBOOB
sitting here all day with your thumb up your ass passive agggressively commenting some spic blog post, I'm offering real occasions at quality banter. you can be part of somethign great you retards
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Va te faire foutre ton cul jusqu'a tu saignes
>would rather do this shit all day long with nobody around to see him besides the three delusional homosexuals on their smartphones making witty comments no one gives a shit about than make history
what happened to you guys ? you used to be cool
what do you want
what's up with this french fuck
ملا معفّط خخخخخ برا ألقا حل لزبور أم حياتك إزّب
>implying it’s French
>snitching
need a french gf
better be a dead general amirite
>I suck way too much dicks to use the reply function
oh I wonder what this mexican flag is going to post next so I can greentext some gay shit about it
fucking idiot
I have awoke
do you feel nice and rested
okay emperor maximilian
business idea: implement a fat tax for anyone with a BMI above 19
My back is a bit stiff, so I might stay in here a bit longer.
name my band
tfw no strong, masculine, brutish, dominant BBC thug bf to make me his sex slave
Good boy and the doggos
usually when i wake up my eyes feel very heavy