/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

American War of Independence edition.

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Good edition.

>this weekend's weather
unf

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gonna order longhorns takeout for lunch today

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Nice. Steak?

That's one of the most American things Ive heard of

The only way to btfo that one trick pony douchebag guitar guy who attracts dumb bitches, is to become a fire-eater. Imagine the look on his face when bitches see my hot bod in a grass skirt breathing fire. He would give up on his gay bullshit right there guaranteed.

>He thinks that's hot
Get a load of 90+ F in Siberia

can someone send me a box of oxycotin

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post your address and ill send you TWO boxes

post your feet and i'll send 4.

pots your cock

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GOOK PUSSY RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME

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Odd, I almost made the thread CREAM edition with this pic

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Latina pussy > gook pussy

You drank the red pill (dissolved in water).

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"unf" = good.

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lovely legs

Decided to visit my parents yesterday and they tried to start controlling my life again
Reminded me why I rarely speak to them

>white families

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>having children

ya... no thank you

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>willingly ending your genetic line
>not wanting to metaphysically time travel with your ancestors

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...

I had a daughter recently and I feel like I'm about to drop dead at any moment
Only 6 years until I can finally sleep again

see ALWAYS use protection

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Ho Chi Minh sends his regards

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>implying you've ever had sex

Guess what /cum/! Me and my bf have been together for 7 months now!

shouldn't have cummed in a sucidial attention whore roastie

succ.....

you

*blushes*

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:*

muttrica

Feeling really cool and fast with my American running shoes.
Who wants to go on a run with me?

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What are you hoping to accomplish with these posts

and the (you)s start rolling in

once again i have found the perfect formula

pftt

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@91897328
>white woman past the age of 25

truly terrifying

do Mexicans like Alaska?

youtube.com/watch?v=gx82YWTjawE

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>girls can lick their own pussies but i cant lick my dick
The misery of being physically stronger than the opposite sex

>janitor in charge of having a sense of humor

ITS 9 AM, WHAT THE FUCK

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Its 12 you goddam flyover

>different time zones in one country

if you ever needed any more proof that the US is third world...there you have it

Id rather live in the third world than a communist cuckhole
Imagine living in a country where your highways have no speedlimits but its a complete pain in the ass to legally modify your car or motorcycle

>Imagine living in a country where your highways have no speedlimits but its a complete pain in the ass to legally modify your car or motorcycle

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What is that on my pants

t. countrylet

never realized I live near so many fat people

its disgusting

>only 9:20
>already 102° outside

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can I get a (You) please?

(你)

@91898694
here you go

ty :3
rude

(あなた)

>ur so funny user

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If you think its actually 9am you deserve to burn to death

get with the times grandpa, its almost 10

Music that sounds really nice but is cringey to play for friends

[spoiler]girly rock pop[/spoiler]

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>girly rock

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>archie will never marry you

Don't you want me?

everybody tell him "you can hear the dick in his ass" GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

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d

do it you fucking mongrels

Trudeau? More like TRUBOOB

sitting here all day with your thumb up your ass passive agggressively commenting some spic blog post, I'm offering real occasions at quality banter. you can be part of somethign great you retards
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I apologize, sir. It appear appears we've run out of /cum/ forms, but feel free to fill out this one instead.

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Va te faire foutre ton cul jusqu'a tu saignes

>would rather do this shit all day long with nobody around to see him besides the three delusional homosexuals on their smartphones making witty comments no one gives a shit about than make history

what happened to you guys ? you used to be cool

what do you want

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what's up with this french fuck

ملا معفّط خخخخخ برا ألقا حل لزبور أم حياتك إزّب

>implying it’s French

>snitching

need a french gf

better be a dead general amirite

>I suck way too much dicks to use the reply function

oh I wonder what this mexican flag is going to post next so I can greentext some gay shit about it

fucking idiot

I have awoke

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do you feel nice and rested

okay emperor maximilian

business idea: implement a fat tax for anyone with a BMI above 19

My back is a bit stiff, so I might stay in here a bit longer.

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name my band

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tfw no strong, masculine, brutish, dominant BBC thug bf to make me his sex slave

Good boy and the doggos

usually when i wake up my eyes feel very heavy