You watch those nature documentaries on the cable?
You seen the one with the lions?
You got this lion: He’s the king of the jungle; huge mane out to here.
He’s laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He’s so big, it’s so hot. He doesn’t want to move.
Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn’t do anything.
The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing.
Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They’re barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that’s in his domain.
They do this, and they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder...
Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.
Love is just a series of chemical reactions in the brain.
Colton Wilson
Where does the "your Xs, your Ys, your Zs..." quote template originate from?
Carter Cook
Sitting inside my parents house Both my parents and my two brothers are out doing things with their respective friends I’m siting here watching tennis and browsing Jow Forums on my phone
Joshua Howard
>You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? > >You seen the one with the lions? > >You got this lion: He’s the king of the jungle; huge mane out to here. > >He’s laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He’s so big, it’s so hot. He doesn’t want to move. > >Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn’t do anything. > >The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. > >Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They’re barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that’s in his domain. > >They do this, and they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder... > >Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.
bisexuals are a persecuted minority. even gays deny their existence.
people can get fucked for years by the opposite sex and then one day enter a gay relationship and suddenly they're gay. ehm no sweetie you're bi x
Josiah Hughes
which one
Mason Thompson
Oh yeah forgot about those two gay hemispheres should just be one still australian winter is like northern european summer
Jason Hill
>Jacob Rees-Mogg has said Theresa May’s pathetic version of Brexit could be worse than a ‘No Deal’. >He told the Today programme on BBC Radio 4: “As with eggs: an egg that is very softly boiled isn’t boiled at all. A very softBrexitmeans that we haven’t left, we are simply a rule-taker. >“That is not something that this country voted for, it is not what the Prime Minister promised.” Gamers rise up
When was the last time it rained? My garden has turned to fucking straw.
Brayden Long
dont like the idea of having sex with someone but then having to know them/socialise with them/talk to them after i think it would be very embarrassing cant imagine what having a gf would be like only ever done one night stands, the concept of just speaking to the person after sex seems very awkward and intimidating
Jordan Clark
some yank speech as i recall
Wyatt Hall
it's winter left of midway island and summer right of it all the way to moscow
Jeremiah Bell
Religion is just existential dread dressed up in fanatical superstition.
Josiah Morgan
would rather have a soft boiled egg than a hard boiled egg, how else would i dip me soldiers
I just want us all to return to traditionalism and have families and children and full rich lives. This era is brimming with insanity and degradation. Can't stand it!
Wyatt Rivera
everyone seems to know the score
Justin Adams
>women That's a monkey mate
Jaxon Bennett
not a muscly lad and not a virgin just admire masculinity in men and femininity in women good to have ideals to strive for innit
Josiah Kelly
I need to have sex in the next 3 years.
Dominic Gomez
no
Jack Price
Me here, if you want a film of my flat or anything just bloody ask. My stepmum was English and managed to make a real go of it in this country, there's no reason you couldn't the same, shout to the fucking world that you'll be staying with X person(me) at X location.(lismore) which is a decent town to live in. You can bum around at my place while waiting for a paper delivery job or you you could fine a decent trade from the get-so.
havent a got a clue what i'm looking at or why it's important or proves me wrong at all.
judging my your flag, i'm assuming it's some weird cuckold fetish shit. the universal mark of a virgin freak.
Kayden Walker
TOO nice
Levi Phillips
HATE Turtle's taste in clothes
absolutely LOVE his taste in shoes
Evan Wood
>reddit slags honestly lower than twitch thots i'll pass
Nolan Johnson
Watch as the concept of God mysteriously dissolves under the powerful solvent of knowledge and rationality!
Ethan Phillips
Brisbane's the nearest major city but i live in Lismore which is like 2 hours away. Lismore has an airport but I'm not really certain how accessible it is.
