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with the world at your feet theres no one you can beat no it can't be done

West Country > all other accents

Form an orderly queue and I'll fight you all

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Your existence is but a brief and insignificant flicker in the history of the universe.

dunno, ask the aussie

quite blasted and just informed my mum that I am not a virgin
she was proud

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multiculturalism more like aculturalism

*plays that bit from september by earth wind and fire poorly over and over again*

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Ha ha .. no glass loicense .. in American you can glass someone no punishment ..

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any more redpills?

Oh I won't

can't imagine Luca with an australian accent

oo arr the west cuntery eh? oy fucken larve sie-durr and scrumpy I do
*head bobs uncontrollably*

allow me to make yours even briefer

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i love a good strong welsh accent
but the happy welsh, like the english dub for drippy from ni no kuni if you know that

don't trust the j-

Lil Turt - Palermo gang

Pull up in the lamb(skrrt)
eat a pizza(*gun noises*)

>Greater London is suddenly into football

weird plot twist

wish i was english

its suffering being scottish

I'm scared. Bunch of Somalis just walked in to to pub. Think they're gonna support their home team.

>Remember that Fiona Bruce pengting from Antiques Rodeshow
>look up her entry on en.wikipedia.org
Bruce encountered much adverse publicity for her decision to return to work with Crimewatch 16 days after the birth of baby Mia.
In 2014, Bruce stated that she does not use social media due to the misogynistic abuse directed towards female celebrities.
In 2010 Bruce was awarded the female Rear of the Year title, which she condemned as "hypocritical and demeaning".

>solid quarterfinalists.
>only been to the qf or better in 9 out of 21 tournaments.

pizza should be replaced with cannelloni.

sweden?

anime

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just walk across the border

which one is that then

Only region in the whole of the South with any culture left

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Can see why this absolutely needed to be posted here and not in the previous thread.

pizza is neapolitan
for me? it's granita

this is sue's brother

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Off to Ikea, anyone want owt?

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Love top 40
hate the rest (41 and higher)

wew

big FOY needed here

thats the single biggest category

takes ages to get to the english scottish border

so jelly of wales where there's nowt in the way

wonder if he knows I stuff his sister every other night

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ee by gum, thou's blethering shite

all gaum us accent is top

Saw some posh thicc tanned catholic schoolgirl on the train today

FOY

noticed none of you followed my insta btw

daft bitch

Just yoted

>schoolgirl
schools out dumbo

England being basically guaranteed a place in a World Cup final is good enough on its own

However knowing how LIVID it is making Scottish people makes it ten times better.

Knowing that every step closer we get the angrier they get honestly makes me so fucking happy hahaha

If we actually win it the entire country might commit collective suicide

England has completely fucked over Scotland and there's nothing they can do about it but impotently rage

First they fucking voted to remain in the UK lmfao, mainly because of English people in Edinburgh

Then we voted to leave the EU and they voted to remain but there was nothing they could do about it

Three Tory governments in a row

Now we're going to win the World Cup

football's coming home but they're not

anime innit

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some of us don't have to imagine

INGERLAAAAAAAAAANDD

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i bookmarked it

have started saying "begora" when shocked irl

did NOT expect to get a duplicate file on this

hows it foing

Legally change your name to Johnny England, move to Buckinghamshire and develop an English accent.

>thats the single biggest category
WTF re you talking about?

any yote man in?

f4f? x

our time will come

Reckon my mate from sweden posts here but refuses to tell me.

post it again

weirdo
yes babe x

out of all the possible finishes they've been quarterfinalists more than any other

it's like winning an election with no overall majority

I'm assuming this is a shot at me, if you want a picture of me to send to your family and say "hey, I'll be staying with this guy and if i get murdered it is probably him who did it", just let me know and I'll go and take one to send to you I live near Brisbane, if you could fly to Brisbane you could get to me.

I am constantly seeing people that are so unsatisfied with their lives in these generals and i too am unsatisfied with mine, if anyone has a way for me to come across as less of a creep just let me fucking know, i am fucking bored and just want to contribute to my community no matter how insignificant it should be.

My name is Lars Neville and i live at 4/75 Leycester st, Lismore, i'm not sure how accessible the lismore airport is but Brisbane is only 2 hours or so away.

If you have any questions i am free to answer them

it really won't haha, you missed your chance

Oi've just moved to New Brunswick from Bucking'amshire oi've. Love me tea and crumpets.

LADS YOU'RE GOING HOME

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instagram.com/government.boy/

alri owen jones

size of that cranium

no it wasn't
just wanted an excuse to post slags

activate the Hurricane

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once we leave without a deal, there's a run on the pound, deanos start defaulting and people can't by their messages , scotland will leave

you lads excited about today

stop with this gimmick you wacky fucker
bizzare handle
followed

fuck off you actual schizo freak before i punt your jaw into the troposphere

its not weird, bookmarks have been a browser standard for like 25 years

Read of The Year

Reckon I can win one of these if I was famous

croatia will win
sweden will win

cheers chrissy

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slags have been mentioned

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bf is showing me pictures of his new house and hinting that i should move in

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Oi love me me football Oi do. Only thing oi love 'ore than 'ootball is the Queen Mother. God save 'er.

Sweden have nothing to lose but everything to gain.
England dares to dream. Villains in the eyes of the world, if it comes homes it's history in the making, if it doesn't it's business as usual.

You fucking retard.

do you ever get mistaken for a straight man?

redpill me on this "bf"?

tasteful belly button

have they now?

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if it all goes to shit like that scotland would be in the worst position of all

you would have to wait years to join the EU