I just pulled into the parking lot of an employer for an interview. I was in the middle of shaving and got a phone call from a family member. I forgot to finish shaving and am now looking at myself in the rear view mirror with a fucking patch of stubble on my right side.
I'm in need of some confidence shit or quotes before I go in. Please help Jow Forums.
Fast help
Levi Hill
Jack Taylor
kill yourself
Grayson Bell
Killing yourself would be the best option
Ayden Collins
HELLO I AM HERE FOR INTERVIEW JOB PLS I TIRED OF LIVE IN BOX
David Parker
Make sure to shit in the parking lot and wipe with your hand before going inside and shaking the interviewer's hand.
Parker Russell
Matthew Lopez
nice dubs but this doesn't help me right now
nice trips but this doesn't help me right now
This would actually make me feel a little more comfortable. I took a shower earlier so I have no shit residue on my hole, but I still glided my hand across my hole.
Grayson Hall
if you can't even finish you shaving while distracted maybe you should apply for a disability check instead of a job
Noah Bennett
I got a friend to shave his beard into a swirley once. looked like a big letter d on his face.
fucking hilarious.
maybe you should do that.
I'm sure your potential employer will get a kick out of it and give you the job on the spot.
good luck
Anthony Powell
What you should do is assume that you won't get the job and see this as just a learning experience/practice. Become an objective observer of yourself and the interviewer.