What are some languages that sound like literal caveman speech?

you tell me

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Doesn't bix nood actually mean something in somali?

Fiinnish

kek I already knew about Somali

Arabic

Thai and american.

>southern swedish
t. Cuckholmer

Scanian dialect =/= Southern Swedish

I'm from småland.

Is å pronounced like o in Swedish?

Like the o in hot but shorter

All East Asian languages are caveman-tier grammar-wise

More or less
Isn't that just for the short version

So am I. Smålandian dialect doesn't sound cavemanny at all.

No, it's pronounced as A and O at the same time. That's what the the grapheme Å (A with an O on it) represents.

Å, like all other wovels, come in many variants. Long, short, open, closed, etc. There is no one single pronunciation. But even so, the 'oo' in 'poor' makes for a more accurate "general guide".

I've heard Russian translates to stuff like "I hunger"

>the 'oo' in 'poor'
That's helpful, thanks. And ö is kinda like the i in bird, right?

>And ö is kinda like the i in bird, right?
If you are going for the open vowel, then it's pretty close, yes. Ö is quite prominent as a closed vowel however, so do not rely on only the open vowel sound.

As a shorthand, Ö is O and E at the same time. Different graphemes exist, such as the Latin Œ as well as the "slashed O" (pic related, this can't be posted on Jow Forums for some reason) which both represent the sound of O and E merged. But you still have to respect wovel lengths and such.

For example
Öga
Öra
Öster
Are all pronounced differently when it comes to the Ö, but it is still clearly an Ö-sound in each occurrence.

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t*rkish
>Yumuz dumuz sikim sikim dlumli guzul
Hebrew is actually quite aesthetic

>bavarian
dumm, ronny?

youtube.com/watch?v=EjME8OaMFew

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That absolute totaly trüth. I and frends hunger eweryday. But truthn't that rassia sound caveman. Lie.

lol, yeah some Pole told me that Russian is Grug speak
youtu.be/IW19xASnqw8

What really is aesthetic is Georgian in all its pre-Indo-European glory, you guys seriously have a pretty amazing language

გაიხარე :3

Portugese

>uga buga
>From the library

That's some kind of elaborate joke, right?

The worst sounding language I've ever heard by FAR was that Muslim Russian one. Chechen I think. Sounds like UrururluruooogurooogrrrruUUUOOOOOO

Itailan, it sounds like a mix of African tribal languages (whitles and ooga booga) with Arabic accent and intonation.
It's the brownest language known to man, if orcs from Mordor spoke arabic, it would sound something like Italian.

Turkish looks like the black speech of Mordor

Arabic by far

Gobbledegook

>UrururluruooogurooogrrrruUUUOOOOOO
youtube.com/watch?v=Y25lM9ITOz8

Every Indo European language desu

chechen. its like hearing orcs from skyrim

Russian. Arabic. Mandarin.

>says "Portuguese"
>kike flag

It's like you don't speak a goblin dialect with an alien alph...I mean, abjab.

Fuck you kike.

bumb

Hebrew, Mandarin

Hungarian, Romanian and Albanian.

youtube.com/watch?v=VNicHxHidaE

:^)

Caucasian languages

is there a language that is analytic (no conjugations), with no articles and no subjunctive?

estonian

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chechens told me that ramzan speaks chechen in a weird way and it sounds different normally