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mastermind edition

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I haven't seen penman around here in a long time.

Yes, only people seeking to get angry about such things will seek the original purpose behind their erection
And it doesn't even particularly matter to the ones seeking to destroy Confederate monuments considering they've demanded ones that are just memorials to the dead, constructed directly after the war's end, to be removed

The French come for cross-national tours primarily because they can't afford to fly from New York to Los Angeles
The Italians so that they may act like dude ranchers and pretend they're in spaghetti westerns
The Germans come to ogle at Native Americans

I have no idea why they do it; they follow Natives in the streets, will take pictures of them lounging downtown, go onto the reservations to observe Powwows and even then record the Powwow (Which is a big no-no) and take prayer ties as souvenirs
All the while doing nothing but complain about the state of affairs, their dissatisfaction with the development of the state and its poverty, and acting blunt and confrontational despite knowing custom that that would've gotten them a socked jaw if they weren't guests
On top of all this they automatically assume folk here are racist retards and treat people like dirt

Were it not for Chinks they'd be the worst tourists by far

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penman is always lurking
>watching over /dixie/

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Germans seem to have this weird love/hate thing with Americans. Like they show up just to criticize you but still talk about how much they like the history and sights or whatever. All the Germans that come up here are just as well behaved as all the other Euros, albeit socially blunt and analytical about everything.

Dog bless penman.

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That just makes me more mad
What makes us so fucking special that we're given the rough up, but the rest of North America gets off easy?

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They crushin' on you brah
That or they're still salty from WWII, but I kinda doubt that.

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>What makes us so fucking special
muh civil rights. they use us to virtue signal

despite the fact that we were the only developed country to actually deal with other races through our entire history. the only other that comes close is new zealand

I'd rather they crush themselves back into their tour bus and fuck off

Moral posturing is hardly a reason to be a cunt to foreigners

who said they need a good reason to be dicks? they're germans.

Who cares what Germans think? They ruined this country.

Que the autistic lurker who furiously types that German immigrants LITERALLY built the entire US and that we should be grateful that Bismarck dumped half their peasantry on us

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I like Germans tho

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t. Deutsche aus Russland

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t. Hans Standing Crow

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3 German girls around 17 y.o asked me to buy beer in their place at the supermarket last week, pissed that they can do it in their homeland (16 y.o) but not here
The one who asked had HUGE chebs wtf she could have fooled the cashier easily

Do what you want with these informations

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>Norwegian is present
>Finnish is present
>Swedish is not
Oh and
>Self identified

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We are both branches of the greater Germanic tree.
Embrace it.

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germans are autistic

I hate heritage crap, the only traditions my family has managed to keep is eating cabbage and beef on New Years and celebrating Mardi Gras if that's even considered a tradition at this point
I'd rather accept that I'm a mutt and move on

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stop posting anime, you dumb fuck

>t. demoralized dakotan

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niggerlover

>I hate heritage crap
You just told me yesterday that the reason you know so much about Dakotan history is because it's the heritage of your people.

It's guaranteed to be Western European peasantry
Maybe I'll get something weird and zany like a Guido fucking my great x4 grandmother or having 2% Moorish blood
It's worthless information

History of my state, not the heritage of my statesmen
What fucking heritage can any Dakotan really claim to outside the Sioux? People here don't even celebrate St. Nicholas Day yet claim to be the descendants of the Teutonic Knights of yore
Fucks sake even the Sioux themselves are almost entirely Catholic and barely speak their own language
It's a complete mess of muttery, I don't even think there are even pure blooded Lakotans and Dakotans anymore and we've only intermingled with them for just over a century

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I guess it just comes down to personal interest. I find understanding >muh heritage is generally really interesting and also incredibly humbling. Knowing the individual stories and historical events that led to creating me makes me view myself in a totally different light than I otherwise would.

boteman

i summon thee

>dink with me bud

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DRINK* with me bud

G*rmans love and make themselves willfully subservient to expansive, central government. It's no wonder that massive Federal overreach correlates to the teuton's influx of immigration in the 19th and 20th centuries.

what is it with g*rms and blindly following ideologies?

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Probably similar to how Russians are unable to have any government without a central strongman. Perhaps the harsher climate? I haven't cared enough about skandis to know if they're as big on central states as those two, but my guess is that it's likely.

wonder if anyone realized the OP filename last thread

It's just how Germans are. Good Germans follow the rules and do what they're told.

wat was it

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will my electricity usage go over 1000 kWh with central air in Texas? Thinking about getting a variable electric plan that has low rates under 1k kWh but spikes to like 15cents above that

it literally depends on how big your house/apt is

reminder that shading the AC unit under trees/shrubs can take a huge burden off the machine by removing a lot of heat from the sun

790 sqft apartment on the top floor (4 floors) facing east

I figure I can just keep it at 78-80, mainly just need it comfortable enough for my cat

you'll be fine

>i lied lmao georgia edition.png

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tfw no sudbury frog bf

i'll dink you

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do
not
want

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but you want arkboi to dink you

faggot

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gay

just 4 u

all i want to do is drink copious amounts of booze with boteman and shoot the shit on random things

is that so much to ask

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Why isn't heat illegal

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you do not know heat dakotan

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right

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It's 94

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its been 97-99 all week with humidity from your nightmares

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/dakota/

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just had leftover gumbo

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foot pain is mysteriously gone
don't know where it went but i'm glad it left

*lives in uusimaas head rent free*

w h y
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y

stfu namefag

>jorjyu

south dakota is the georgia of the midwest prove me wrong

i want to die

whats stopping you?

i have to fight the jews first

does anyone else ever see a woman so hot you just go "bleh" because they are way too hot? is this normal

>John Cacavas was from Aberdeen, South Dakota
c:

What's that even supposed to mean?
In what ways are Georgia and SD alike?

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sure sign of low test

I think you're probably right. I just can't even bring myself to care anymore

do you ever wish you were a mercenary?

wish i were dead tbqh

shut up

looks cool till you die
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@690
didn't ask

wish we could destroy all peaches, that way georgia's economy would be in ruin forever

rude

too bad our biggest export is civilian aircraft lmao

>Jay's Orgie: The Civilian Aircraft State
nah

*,Engines, and parts

imagine hating america and texas so much you move to norway lmao

imagine being georgian

I don't have to imagine

this

feeling sorry for you, I really do

Imagine being in such pain from standing around that you buy an entire paycheck's worth of methods to stop it

imagine being poor

no amount of paychecks will allow me to endure your dumbass posts

>five foot five point five inches

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>t. some other manlet

t. oilnigger

got a problem, poorfag?

should I buy a crown vic with over 150k miles?

no

No