Why do Americans have such ridiculous names?

This board is so bad

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This little wh*teoids skull needs to be curb stompped

White Americans all have the same 30 names. Blacks meanwhile literally make shit up. A name such as "DeShawnkwanza" would not be surprising to find among some black kids

>propecia
>sinutab
alright this is fake isn't it
these are just medical conditions and pharmaceuticals

What the fuck is wrong with people
Next up you'll see black/white mutts named stupid shit like Uganda and Bolivia

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I mean on some level it's pretty funny that they give their kids those ridiculous names, but for some reason I find it really annoying.

The boy is going places

I will name my BLACk son LaTylenol

Reality Winner is a far more stupid name than any of those.

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dibs on Iprene

Caroline isn't so bad.
>Newport
>naming your kid after cigarettes
jfc

I hope he'll get along with my son LaXative

I think blacks don't want their child to have a "white mans name" so they try to give them an African name but they genuinely don't know what an African name is so they guess. I suppose that's why lots of their made up names have "la" and "de" in front of them because of French colonization (Whether they know the French origin of such phrases I do not know)

>white names are mostly surnames
>black names are just made up
>asians have the only sensible names

??

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>antwaine
Is a hybrid between Antman and Batman?

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90% of everything Americans do is objectively fucking weird and cringey

I'm going to one-up these twats and name my child "The People's Republic of China"

Asians have traditional white names because they really want to assimilate.

roll

And nobody here as any idea what you do because we don't think about you.

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I'm going to have a girl and name her Rhodesia.

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>When your mom was trying to tell the Doc what she really wanted to name you but all he could hear in his head was that damned Scatman song

youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

And name your son Union of South Africa

Roll

Based

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So she can get fucked up by black guys?

>Why do Americans

Mods, just make this a roiling sticky, it would clear up the catalog of shit thread

My genes are slavic so I'm pretty much non-white.

>says the Brit

Holy fuck lol the hypocrisy

probably a retarded spelling of Antoine

>named after menthol cigarettes

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why would you be mad, it's good that immigrants are become Anglified

>Brianna
>Caitlin
Someone has been watching too much GOT

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Everytime there is a school shootings and I look at the victims their names sound made up

I knew a girl named Brianna back in the early 2000s.
It's a normal name around here.
So is Caitlin.
Never watched GoT though desu.

99.99999999999% of Jow Forums graphics are fake

white girls
>ashley
>madison

kek'd heartily

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WTF

Isn't He white?

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good man

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>tfw you will never be born as Muhammad Selim Khalifa Abdul al Londonibad II
Why live?

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