Go to white friend's house

>go to white friend's house
>see their dog
>mouth starts watering
Any other Asianbros know this feel?

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>go to white friend's house
>they kiss their dog on the mouth

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>go to friend's house
>his mother keep pushing her big fat top bollocks into my shoulder
>go to the bathroom for a cheeky shuffle
>she bursts in and gives me a soapy tit wank

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>go to white (i.e. non-American) friend's house
>see their thick juicy white uncut cock
>mouth starts watering

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>go to friend's house
>they don't take off their shoes

OwO

>go into the sauna with Finnish friend
>his thick sausage hangs between his legs
>mfw
>put towel over my crotch because I'm now getting a massive boner
>he asks me what's wrong and tries to playfully peel away the towel

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>go to sauna with canadian friend
>he suddenly puts his towel on his crotch
>takes it off
>he has a huge boner
a-user!

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what a small tent

>go to a friends house
>they don't put their shoes in the fridge

mean ;_;
it's not even at full hardness in that pic

I wanna lick your tits desu
It's cute. I love swallowing up small cocks and swirling it around in my mouth

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b-but user boys dont have tits

You will after I'm done with them

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>go to American friend's house
>he playfully shoots me with his gun
Hahaha :D

>go to white friends house
>told to keep my shoes on
What's wrong with wypipo?

>he hops on his bed while still wearing his mudcaked sneakers

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>go to white friends house
>he tells his mom to shut up and he hates her
>his dad starts belting him

why does this happen so uniformly in white households...

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fucking Americans

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>his sister starts cutting herself and threatens to kill herself

>go to friend's house
>he tells his parents to fuck off, shut up, etc
>I ask him how he can do that without consequence
>sometimes my parents are just real annoying and I gotta put them in their places, y'know?
this is extremely common here as I has at least 2 childhood friends who would cuss out their parents for little to no reason and the parents would just sit there and take it. how common really is this to happen where you live?

>go to white friends house
>take off my shoes
>he gives me a look than says good idea and takes his off
The memes are real

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funny if true

>go to friend's house
>realize I have no friends
>wake up

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>his unemployed stepdad has a bag on cigs in their freezer

I only think I knew one kid who did that.
All others either had strict parents like mine or even stricter parents to the point of shady things happening.

>Asian
>go to a white friends house

I’m not surprised

Why are lithuanian cocks so much bigger than our polish cocks?
It's not fair, bros ;_;

>things that never happened
Kys Jim

>go to white friend's house
>give him a present
>immediately open it tearing a piece of packing paper

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