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based
teach us your way

i want to ban mexicans from this thread

Why?

kys

How come this thread is much more active than the other one? Any explanations?

the dane is a piece of human shit

gf called me a virgin again

kys

it's all downhill now, bud

just dream journaling and routine reality checking. also having a normal sleep pattern makes a huge difference and meditating supposedly helps as well.
also look up tipharot on youtube. he has a huge playlist of his lucid dreaming videos and he's easily the best source of info on it I've ever come across. one of the first vids in the list is an outline for a basic beginner method and it's by that method that I induced my first LD. he has videos on other methods and tips and stuff and he also has an audio course on gumroad that I might consider buying. guy's based though and unlike most people he's very experienced and actually knows what he's talking about
I'll just wake up though

Dream pussy is the best pussy

doggy dog

The sensation of touching a female body in my virgin dreams was very close to the real thing.

Maybe it's in our instincts..

Appologize James...

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meant to

MY THREAD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

post a better vidya trailer

you can't

youtu.be/zw47_q9wbBE

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btfo

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k y s

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how dumb are women

youtube.com/watch?v=uCqmE2LhxEY

where'd you find this?

fuck women, fuck liberals

>that left boob in the thumnail

looks like a fucking water balloon

will be watching anime in a few minutes from my 4k television+surround sound on the couch

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kill me

I sometimes feel like a good for nothing junkie when I do drugs.

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i need to stop jacking off

Stop doing drugs.

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Stop jacking off.

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hi

youtube.com/watch?v=_AVa8L1eBd8

>meeting up with that hughes and gigliotti bitch

they're both ugly as shit how desperate were they to get their dicks sucked

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ruth lora looks kinda like jessica alba

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stop dating fat girls

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youtube.com/watch?v=A_NdJzQS3Mw

america really needs and ethnic cleansing

eating stella doro biscuits and drinking whiskey

going to call my mom and wish her a happy mothers day

its an interesting issue caused by civilization. these kids would simply be put down in any other time or place.

Why are niggers always wearing "grills".

I bet they don't even wash them or anything, must smell like absolute shit out of their nigger mouths.

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I took this pic when I went to the dead sea

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beautiful israeli nature

Is it true that Americans hate refugees now?

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you: "i love refugees"
me: *steps into your butthole, closing the door and wiping my feet on your placemat*

and stop reporting my threads

stop making bad threads

already became a patreon of trigger

fight me nerds

shutup

>Elon Musk making “kid-sized submarine” to rescue teens in Thailand cave: "Construction complete in about 8 hours," the tech billionaire tweeted Saturday.

what a beautiful world we live in

how will that shit get through the zig zags and tight fits

the same way that musk will get through the zig zags and tight fits of their colons once the teenagers are transported directly to his sex dungeon

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back in ohio

later it turns out he bought those kids for 20k USD each from their parents and the whole thing was a huge publicity stunt to get his stocks back up

reminds me of that one guy that got trapped in a hole and they never got him out so they just cemented the hole as his coffin

hes shitposting on twitter again for (you)'s
i wish the kids wouldnt be dead in a couple hours anyways from the rain thats coming in so he'd get called out on his bullshit
>imma make a sub or condom to get the kids!
yea ok dude

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*Sigh*

how'd they even end up down there

If you play harvest moon you can get a gf

scary story
i would panic so much even going through a narrow passage and he got stuck there upside down until he died
what a horrible way to go

being trapped in a tight space is #1 fear

Lads I've been accepted to study over in Europe, looks like I am moving there permanently. Will I still be able to post in /cum/?

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i'm sorry

grimes is going to fuck him into a coma tonight anyway

they went in that cave (big tourist spot) but then it got flooded and they tried to escape the rising water

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I can smell your thoughts

lol

where to? can we be friends?

went in a cave to write their names or something and it started flooding so they went in deeper because none of them can fucking swim lmao

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Fuck theyre like hella km in there
fucking crazy. Tom sawyer really fucked them good

Krakow, only if you're cute tee hee

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same

yes as long as you're not a br*t flag or sh*talian flag

those kids trapped in the cave are going to live and then win whatever sports championship that they play and it will be the greatest fairy tell ever told by white people in hollywood

oh you're that delusional polandboo

thank you video games for teaching me to go fast in these situations

by jews in hollywood*

Jésus crist no
Fuck off

??

I would never go to bongistan, the women there are bottom tier.

This is what good pussy smells like

youtube.com/watch?v=cs8-SZ7sElQ

>growing up as a chinese american
>emmymadeinjapan
>that "itadakimasu" gimmick

bitch fooled us into thinking she's a jap all this time

lmao

Also a fucking thai ex-navy seal went to help them but he ran out of oxygen on his way there and fucking died
This is such a bizzare third world shitfest

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Sorry

navy seal faking his death so he can 'retire'

based

wonder if the boys will end up fucking each other once they're told there's no way out
better die a gay non virgjn than never having had your dick in someone eh

really want to try panda express now

i will volunteer to suck out all the rainwater so those imperiled kids can go home