/smg/ - Stock Market General

What the fuck just happened to MTCH? Did we suddenly finish the Great Pairing Off, where everyone is either happily married or forever alone?

WTF just happend to SPY? This is fucking retarded!

Hey, I bought one of those yesterday!

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kike book announced dating tools.

Zuck has become a giver of love. Through love, all things are possible. Love one another, help your community and watch as the universe rewards you monetarily

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what am i on ST? fuck off
you guys are all the ones invested in fucking IC fronts with FB AMZN GOOG etc

>put buyers will burn in hell
youll be eating those words when youre begging me to sell you my puts at the low end of the spread to get out of youre equity plays. im just gonna be sitting there with my walk limit at the top end of the spread laughing as you desperately spam limit orders at the midpoint

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Why is DRYS dividend so high? Tempting buy

its FED day baggy.
up at 2, down at 3

HTBX ramping up PH

This is what happens when insiders short squeeze the market for the selloff tomorrow

Cuckerberg is literally becoming responsible for the downfall of western civilization and we're the bad guys? Unironically kys.

There is nothing immoral about buying puts as long as the goal is not to profit from human suffering. Your heart is filled with hate and fear user. Let it go and love your fellow man.

This is some serious string pulling going on

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Good luck :( The USO calls ought to work out. Care to show them to the class?

Stepping in to fill the void that Craigslist and Backpage left. Will be full of working girls faster than you can buy a broken iPhone on FB marketplace.

this is the power of love

Fuck that shit, the only parts of my portfolio that are doing well are fracking sand producers, opioid vendors, and civilian firearms manufacturers and I'm okay with that

You buying CATH?

I hope he dies a painful death

keking heartily at the idea of zuck jerking it to everyones direct messages

this is capitalism babygurl. you can be damn sure that every cent you make is at the expense of someone else. especially in stocks

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No, that is "we're fucking with you and are not evening going to try and hide it"

down 13% but I might double down, or buy some more further out. Oil is going up this summer.

The PFE call was strictly an earnings play, it's dead. I guess I shoulda sold it for $0.04 this morning but what's the point?

kek
just be glad you didnt buy 103 of that garbage

you are wrong user. as the economy grows, the rising tide increases all ships.
investing in projects and businesses, as well as helping your community, finances innovation, capital improvements, and new ideas that help all men.

Is this a bull trap or is it designed to trap bears?

>just be glad you didnt buy 103 of that garbage
I've seen a lot of stupid moves on here, but that one currently holds first place in my /smg/ greatest hits.

> t-this is just a bear trap
LEL

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This is the short squeeze attempt from (((someone))). They are looking for more upside on a dump upcoming im guessing.

wad i say niggas HTBX PH

hey i dream of a free market where that all works.
point is. this aint it. sell your soul, sell some shares short, buy some puts, or get LIQ'd. shits going down now

this is unironically central bankers and their friends lubing us up for tomorrow. any other answer has no basis in reality

How is corn a better trade than wheat?

it absolutely isnt
higher price on CORN etf and more liquid options makes it better by a factor of at least two

hey user. can you post your music? I'd like to give it a listen

why are the bogs pumping?!

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thou shalt not dox oneself on Jow Forums

im sorry user. any other place and id show ya. but not here

look within
you know the answer already
>pic related

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Don't worry boys everything is fine. Things will go up forever do not ever think that shit will tank.

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jus look at bullflag
such wow
stronk econome

Very stronk , but buy some puts so you don;t fucking lose 30 % out of no where.

God damnit, i'm gonna be stuck holding tvix bags, I can fucking feel the bogs attacking my portfolio.

>not already being short everything except for oil, the dollar, and corn in this market

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those gonna be some nice expensive bags tomorrow, boy

Unless I sell them now of course, S&P will drop 100 points as soon as I do that, as is tradition.

you do realize that buying tvix is actually continuously buying OTM calls and puts? it goes to zero over time user

I never hold it more than a week generally.

just sling options on UVXY m8
so much cheaper and way less grey hairs

yes i've made 12% off of oil stocks this month

same deal. uvxy goes to zero over time too

load up on DIS under 100

Then why not just short the shit out of it long term?

hehe remember a month ago when XIV holders got blown the fuck out?

I remember

Corn isn't going anywhere. Too much old crop and no increase in demand>>

wow just looked it up, was all the way back in february actually

time flies

This is a meat grinder
Bears and bulls both welcome

Thinking of buying 14.5 puts on SNAP before earnings. Good idea or bad?

long vix is basically selling OTM put and calls
you can do that yourself user its called a covered call

higher oil prices means more corn demand, as well as basedbeans, due to them being used in ethanol. wheat is more tied to weather patterns in Russia and Ukraine

>you do realize that buying tvix is actually continuously buying OTM calls and puts?
this is why TVIXco. is the official company of Jow Forums. they took our model one step further. buy low and never even bother to sell. just keeping buying more low

kek
call me when UVXY goes to zero
i trade derivatives on it m8. the long term ones get adjusted so this isnt even a problem

i triple dog dare you to short the VIX right now

it always pops at least a little this time of year. im looking for around 19 desu. ill make my 100% and then take the fuck off. then maybe ill buy some more corn with my gainz at the market to add to the meta of the whole scenario

Unless oil jumps

this is where you look away from the screen and shitpost. youve made your bed and your bets, now lay in it. FED shitpost is tomorrow

>call me when UVXY goes to zero
um, ring ring?

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basedbeans*

Moon Mission

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>Disciple of Big5Guy
BASED

I'm definitely not shorting the vix, but like the other user said, if it's guarenteed to go to zero, why would you just take out a long time put?

Imagine it going back to 40,000,000 per share

Ethanol has moved to sorghum. Corn isn't going anywhere

lel
>wat is reverse split?

i cant tell if ur fucking with me or not. trust me man, holding derivatives over that longterm, is safe (sans theta). it simply doesnt matter. it adjusts for reverse splits.

it's a gamble. stock will need to move to around 13.5 for you to make profit as implied vol is high

Total return: 1.18%

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see

I'm looking at late june puts, I think they are going to miss on earnings badly.

Why is it pumping?

whoops too late missed your chance

in the last thread you had a massive trade against buying OTM puts and calls and that it'll lose all your money. but in this thread, you say that going long vix, which is essentially just buying a lot of OTM puts and calls, is a good idea

are you retarded kek

>are you retarded kek
he's an attention hungry autist with a name and tripcode, what do you think

Why does nobody talk about AMRS anymore?

to bait you
this is the headfake

details are important lad.
OTM puts with 3days to expiry IS retarded
slinging options on vol is how you do it, as opposed to HODLing UVXY/TVIX like a retard (where youre "going to zero" theory is totally true).

i trade vol literally all the time. long and short (and both at the same time). other than when i bought an OTM put with no time to expiry (see above: retarded), ive yet to have it go to zero on me

The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent :^)

Bog markets do this

In true bear markets you'll get plus minus 2 percent swings. But make no mistake on its overall direction.... There is some manipulation here that will be apparent over the comming days as to why.

>still no tvix candy bar edit

some definitely has, but corn is slightly better suited for production and the brewers grains that are left over from corn are worth more. The production plants can also quickly change to a different grain input.

true. but i only got one real gamble/scratcher right now (QQQ puts). everything else i got is a wait and see type situation with upwards of a year and half to expiry on some of them

Based bogs letting me pick up more puts and TVIX cheap

based millennials are buying and saving us from the boomer menace

AMRS has been trading in the 6.30-6.75 range since the last ER
And we still don’t know their next ER date
I sold AMRs but would go back in before ER

>thinking millenials have this sort of purchasing power
kek

not everyone is a starving musician ya kno

Long oil and TVIX

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>holding derivatives over that longterm, is safe

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