HABBENING

Did he forget the coach trapped in there with them?

t. doesn't have a space arm

Is this another scam to get government money?

I don't mean to play down the dire situation these kids are in, but is this really an appropriate response? Kids have been getting barrel bombed in Syria for the past 7 years and nobody seemed to give a shit; not to mention the fact that sweatshops in SEA still exist.

Who gives a fuck about the coach lmoa? The only reason it's on the news is the kids.

Mini subs should be banned as they discriminate against fat kids.

You really love this meme, don't you?

cool
not sure this the best board to post this

why?

Jow Forums is not a technical exchange/forum

Some idiot taking advantage of the situation for free advertising and stock market increase

It's Jow Forumsernational, not many give a shit about the technical details.

How is this shit supposed to work? Some sections of the tunnel are so small divers have to remove their oxygen tanks to squeeze through and he wants to fit a submarine there?

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based spacex engineers gonna save future ladyboys

How small is his dumb fk sub gonna be to navigate through all those tight passages in the cave system, it's prob gonna get stuck and block their way in and out
What material is it gonna get made out of to be produced in such a small time anyways.

>elon musk plans to create a harem of ladyboy bodyguards who are eternally loyal to him for saving their lives
master plan indeed

eh it involve a South African born American entrepreneur helping out some Thais. Sounds pretty international to me.

>hopes kids don't get saved

why are you so petty

Truly is some Tony Stark shit

It's over, they are trying to get them out right now

theguardian.com/world/live/2018/jul/08/thailand-cave-rescue-operation-divers-trapped-boys-live

Holy shit, let's see if he delivers

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That's retarded, even the plastic tube idea is better

It's a kid sized submarine.

...

i understand what you mean but its not an unstable war torn region and the kids are trapped and can perhaps be rescued as opposed to the more random and hard-to-predict acts of bombing you mentioned

he will kill those kids

arabs deserve everything they get though, thais are innocent

Holy shit...
Bravo to this dude.

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How is such a fucking moron this rich.

BASED, French-bro!

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>quickly build crude vessels with no testing
this is not going to end well

Some morons have profitable talents, he's good at solving problems and has trust in himself

Inb4
>lol jk

>Good at solving problems
>Going to put a submarine in a cave that's so small that divers have a hard time even getting in

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Why do you think he wants to get them out so quick? I think he sympathises after his own, personal "production nightmares"

The sub doesn't need to go exactly where they are, it could be used to shorten the swim back out after breaking some of the rocks to be able to get the sub in closer.

>ib4 you can't get any heavy demolition equipment down there

There's some stuff called dexpan that breaks rock by expansion, used for underwater controlled demolition and just requires a little hole in the rock to work.

Imagine using dying children as a PR stunt. Pathetic

ok, lets just leave them to die
if he save them - he gets his minute of fame, why not?

Lets remember how Sikorsky "pr" his helicopters, due to storm his helicopter saved a drowning man.

I had the same idea maybe I can work at space x

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Parts of the cave have already collapsed, why the fuck would you put explosives down there

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>slow expansion = explosion

retard

God I can't never tell with these fucking Twitter screencaps if I should be reading from top or bottom. I have to glance at the timestamp

How do I read this I don't understand twatter

Digits and Elon fucks it up

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Same as plurk

Stupid nigger

Why don't they chop the kids into pieces and then reassemble them once theyre out?

I hope he rescues the kids
Make all law enforcement privatized

digits and elon comes at the last minute and manages to save one kid but then he dies in elons arms and elon tries to hold back his tears but then he starts weeping and it's super heart braking

madriverunion.com/arcatas-wing-inflatables-spacex-collaborate-on-thailand-cave-rescue/

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to all these who said mini subs are not an option.

WHO IS LAUGHING NOW?

this
I hate this self-promoting cunt

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a mutt just like you, but not a retard

nou

>yfw kids got rescued before he and his subs got there.
imagine the ashamed after tweet those bs

>this elon hate after he called out redistribution socialists and mainstream media
so many commies on this board

this, by no coincidence Jow Forums is also one of the youngest boards on the site

>i'm a socialist but just by coincidence I say the exact things a typical neoliberal would
>i'm also the owner of an enormous company which operates in the exact way one would expect it to
>i'm a socialist, though
man, you ain't need to be anything in particular to mock him for being retarded
and here the mockery is about him constantly fishing for attention

by no coincidence also the less Jow Forums board