Why do nurses have to make fun of their patients' penis sizes? Why can't they just be professionals and do their jobs?

Why do nurses have to make fun of their patients' penis sizes? Why can't they just be professionals and do their jobs?

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Post benis

tfw had ACL surgery a year ago after snapping my shit and they probably saw my benis

They did. You would have also had your gown changed after the surgery.

I have unironically had to show my penis to strangers over 30 times in the last 4 years, sick of your whining

Well I had my underwear on during it but they probably saw it while looping a catheter (went into my leg, not benis) through the side of my underwear

that makes their job bearable

Its just banter m8. You know like a joke. Like the size of your wang.

should've asked if they wanted it larger and make them do it

i bet your name is LACHLAN that's why they laugh

How did you know that my name is Lachlan?

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>Why do nurses have to make fun of their patients' penis sizes?
Is this true?
Do they not understand that the flaccid penis can be very small and is often deceptive?
My pee pee is small when flaccid, but slightly above average when erect.

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Because its a dicklet name

No, it's not true. I worked as a male nurse. And we see hundreds of peepees a month. So the naked body is entirely meaningless to us.

And it's certainly not good for your career to make fun of patients.

im black
i dont fell your pain

B-brehs, I failed my last penis inspection.

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Penis inspection day is a thing in the Netherlands though.
School doctors have to check if you don't have any deformities down there, such as a inguinal hernia.

same here. I only remember having it twice though, once in 1st grade and another time in 4th grade.

>So the naked body is entirely meaningless to us.
fucking this
someone sent me a nude the other day and my reaction was like "huh"
needless to say ive ruined my chances for a relationship with this person completely ;-;

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Same here.

dont pay attention to them breh
i think lachlan is an alright name