/brit/

There you go

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*enters thread*

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Pants are olive

Normally dress more techwear

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very good, very good
$39.35 to touch your baby is just the price one has to pay to prevent socialist gulags popping up

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>91925561
OH NO NO NO NO

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

glad you got shot now

imagine dying from auto erotic asphyxiation

>I fucking love sports

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here we are..............

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Got the gray ones too

Think John Mayer really likes wearing these

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you sure that doesnt mean the part where they sew the skin back together?

I want her. She's just so perfect.

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i fucking love cute girls
and one day its my goal to smooch one

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*doesn't surrender to the IRA*

>I fucking love posting brainlet memes

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Please say Emma Watson next time you post so my filter picks you up

Adjusted for inflation, in 1985 the average wage was £25k and the average house was £90k

Now, the average wage is £28k and the average house costs £225k

english girls ALWAYS get mogged

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the gf

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*moggs you*

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>be yank
>get pregnant
>can't afford $30k for childbirth
>go bankrupt
>child is taken off me
>doctor prescribes me oxycontin because they paid him $3billion to
>walk out of clinic
>forget to tip
>doctor shoots me legally under the "victims of no-tipping 2018 act" enacted after the tipping lobby bought washington

>dyed blonde hair
>caked in makeup
>tango'd
>brown eyes
>gormless expression
honestly shes 6/10 at most. if she was british Jow Forums would call her ugly gol

god I wish I had some oxy

I have no friends haha

why didn't you get a job so your work insurance would cover the costs

I'll be your friend :3

this but unironically

I want to smell her poots.

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mixed qts lads

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You should stick to /fa/ lad, people will tell you your choices are good there

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haha you sadcase haha

meh

I do

Simply cannot understand why someone would bother with a DNA test

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>m'mutt

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this, especially when the company is making you pay for the privilege of amassing data

If I got a letter saying we'll pay you to come have your DNA tested I wouldn't

the busted the union so now they don't have to provide insurance

mental to think that no matter how much little rorkie screams and shouts about the pakis, the jews, the blacks on /brit/, NOTHING changes in british government policy
just crazy how that is

bit bored. might get extremely drunk

Nah don’t like /fa/ too formulaic like how I dress though

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What's Turtlemong doing right now?

made a fool of myself
how do I stop overthinking and just forget

oh shit Jow Forumss been deleted
>>>/poI/

Poo in loo girls are better.

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good
commies should fuck off

sucking off his chink """"g""""f

because it's interesting to know where you come from, especially bits that you weren't aware of

The fat yank dresses like he's in the Matrix. LOL

Not a fan

need a girl to mix with

Very unwarranted

lmfao

Very warranted

are you channeling that mexican weirdo with this post

Hereditary was pretty fucking grim lads

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when does life start

what's it about

alri macron haha x

>hey look I'm 5% Eastern European wow
look at your family history instead

walrus

going to the Matrix, anyone want anything?

>Welcome to Sunday Morning Live
>Today we’ll be discussing whether parents should be raising their children gender neutral

Why are Sunday morning shows so annoying

christ what a fucking unfunny post

conception

came here to ask cause all the others are non-english or dead

why do you come to an international board and anonymous forum to sit in a thread circlejerking with your own countrymen and having regular known posters?

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about american lady doing 23andme test and finding out she is 5% irish

all morning shwos are cancer

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the gf

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>23andme

is that the one where you shit into an envelope and send it off and they tell you how african you are?

this will be the sixth time we have answered this question, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it

Her from now on:

*wears all green for st paddies day*

>TOP O THE MORNIN TO YA, I'M IRISH DON'T YA KNOW!

that 25 year old boomer who still watches tv

go on then

Sometimes I just say things without thinking. Don't know why. I guess I'm just impulsive. Some people mistake it for rudeness though.

*does a thin shit directly into your ear canal*

trawling through ancestry records only gets you so far. If you literally cannot see why someone would find a DNA test interesting then I can't help you

doing a poo

the plan for the rest of the morning :
- take a big fat poo that will tear me apart
- wank in the shower
- shower
that is all

;)

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ahh yes, the high quality posts I would expect in a /general/

seeya

btfo

>ahh yes, the high quality posts I would expect in a /general/

>seeya

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Funniest part is the UK probably has more usable land

have a suspicion you're talking to the leftypolyp who tries to start an argument about why nationalism is banned every day

oof

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Housing bubble is what 'at is, innit?