Have you thanked France for your country's existance yet?

they will pay for this crime

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Albania should be light blue too

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>US
>french

Friendly reminder that Charlemagne was German and all French accomplishments are therefore German

auparavant, je haïssais la France, mais maintenant je ne crois pas qu'il soit possible de la déteste

merci France et merci les Français, je vous remercie pour tout que vous avez fait, c'est maintenant clair que la France est responsable pour tout ce qui a positivement passé au monde

I thank French everyday for introducing the Catholic faith to this land

That still doesn't make us a country created by france.

The map is fucking stupid.

>Looks at modern France
How the fuck did you manage to virtually destroy everything that once made you great?

Charlemagne's mother was born in France, therefore he is pure French stock :)

And they tried to invade us again multiple times and failed.

absolute bullshit

Brazilian tier post T B H

t..mad

We technically gained independence from France as well a couple of decades later.

all accurate

Doing your best to make us like Angl*s

>Normans who conquered Northern France also conquered England therefore England (which already existed) was created by France

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normans were french

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England was created by Danes, Germans & French

you are the OG mutts

Silence, paysan saxon

(((we)))

No, and I don't have to

>brazil
>thanking france, not austria and america
Not to mention they were literally our enemies in 1807

Pretty sure we paid them back in full in the 1940s

Interesting, considering France was created by one of our tribes settling down there.

>French
nope

england was created by danes, germans, dutch, and celts

>one of our tribes
>implying modern German mongrels are related to the Franks in any conceivable way
cope

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how is it a cope? england existed long before the normans, who themselves existed long before they settled in france

>normans were french because they occupied what is today french clay
Lmao, I guess m'Gogo is your french brethren then aswell

Romania, Serbia and Bulgaria should be on there.

Nice try lad

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Fuck you France for creating this abomination.

Normans were french because there were people in Normandy before the vikangz came (and fully assimilated)

So much this

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I spit on France for creating Brazil and thus my birth

The people in the frankish part are still the same my algerian friend.

Normans were as French as much as half the French national soccer team is

>create
>1. bring (something) into existence.
>2. cause (something) to happen as a result of one's actions.
you can't deny that the influence Normans had on England was just about enough to fit the second meaning, although England did exist prior to their conquest

why even adjudicate on a subject you know nothing about, my uralic friend?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normandy
>The descendants of Rollo and his followers adopted the local Gallo-Romance language and intermarried with the area's native Gallo-Roman inhabitants. They became the Normans– a Norman-speaking mixture of Norsemen and indigenous Franks, Celts and Romans.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_conquest_of_England
>The Norman conquest of England(in Britain, often called the Norman Conquest or the Conquest) was the 11th-century invasion and occupation of England by an army of Norman, Breton, and French soldiers led by Duke William II ofNormandy, later styled William the Conqueror.
Chibnall, M. (1999),The Debate on the Norman Conquest
>In Normandy the conquering northmen had assimilated...the indigenous Frankish and Gallo-Roman peoples.

lmao sure

seething mexican living in the US

Charlemagne, aka Le Grand Charlot, is of pure french descent