What happens here?

What happens here?

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I was there with my friend once and he slipped on a rock covered with seaweed and fractured his arse
I had fun driving him back home

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They hate southern Norwegians (anyone south of the arctic circle) with a passion and feel terribly mistreated by Oslo no matter the issue.
They are always discontent and never happy.

>Go with mate alone in the wilderness
>Mate goes home with a fractured bum
Let's be honest, that's not what really happened, is it.

I deny all charges

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Maybe we could take them so we'll get some artic coast and rid you of russia's pressence

FINNmark belongs to us

I think Vardo should be Dutch.

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>What happens here?
Absolutely nothing

fordomte soringa

Half your country barely belongs to you and especially not parts of someone else's land

>Half your country barely belongs to you

lmao

t other

You are actually not a Finn, you are a Kven.
Finn means wanderer in Norde, namely nomadic Saami.
You guys are actually Kvens and belong in Kvenland.

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Boats, water, wind and cool views.
I live just across the border.

How much of Sweden have you seen? Were you born that far up north?

Seen most of it. I used to work as a trucker before I switched to tourism. I was born in Kiruna, but was raised in Keinovuopio. Still live here.

Ah, Keinovuopio. I've often heard it described as the life of the party; the place were young, ambitious folk go to fulfill their dreams. How's the party scene nowadays?

Haha, yeah it's no Las Vegas that's for sure. But I like it here. Never been a city person.

>There's a Finnish city named "Kokkola"
Coca Cola :-DDD

>They hate southern Norwegians (anyone south of the arctic circle)
Jesus Christ. Are they cool with Tromso?

Do you know who this guy is?

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I do. I know everyone here, I work with almost everyone here. Hell there's a couple pics of me if you google it.

Well God bless you Keinovuopiobo. You're living the dream as far as I'm concerned. Cities a shit. Stay safe

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>Altalonia