There's a SPIDEY in my room - wat do ?

He's big and he likes to shoot his NET
Pls halp!?!

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based latvia

shot your NEET at him

>He's afraid of his very own spiderbro

pizza time?

this

look away for about 1 min afterwards it shouldn't be there alternatively you can pick it up and put it somewhere else or just smash it

heh this

HE JUST FUCKING DISAPPEARED AND I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP
I BET THIS NIGGER WILL BITE ME IN MY SLEEP

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Surrender and become his slave. It's the only way you can save yourself.

find a bug and put it in the net

Kill it with fire!

put a cup over it, then a piece of paper underneath (careful with their legs, though) and free them outside

unless you live in an apartment, then just let them be

file a bug report LOL

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Let him crawl on your hand and throw him somewhere else

lol
>tfw only 1 dangerous species of spider in latvia
>never seen it in my life
just household spiders here
safe enough to eat no need for no pussy cups or pieces of paper

This monster is crawling across the curtains and I have arachnophobia.

DO I THROW BOOK ?

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p-post dick

Pray to spiderman , its the only way you will make it now

downloading tinder just to see the menu
even if i get matches i wont write to anyone

WRONG THREAD

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Success!! I threw a book and smacked it a couple of times...

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burn that disgusting creature now

Pics

I threw him out of the commieblock window
That's what happens when you don't pay rent

Kick him back with ur NUT

>living in a lego house
what are you? an untermensch?

Spiders are bro-tier animals, they eat mosquitoe and dont ask anything back. Let him live.

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Yes - a poor untermensch
Yeah he served his purpose well I saw him kill like 6 flies.
I keep some of spideys around (the little ones)
It's just that once they reach a certain point they get too big and they scare me.

>Pooooooland!

no. not. not!!!

sp*der legs typed this post

>big and he likes to shoot his NET
like my dick rofl

Don't worry frens
He had a good time
He was probably very old
He is in a better place now

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he survived and layed eggs on your book

Being a spider must be cool t b h

Pretty sure he was an incel, so no eggs.

Your cover was already blow so just beat it SIDF

we can see behind (((your))) lies, spidey

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>Pls halp!?!
No.
I refuse.