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Emma is perfect and beautiful and sexy and I want to smell her farts.

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need a haircut but i don't know what new hairstyle i want
want something cute

NOT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE MADMAN ACTUALLY RESIGNED

Fucking state of this country

Don't understand this meme

HOME

youtube.com/watch?v=WJxBkE9d-TA

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good post

wonder what sauteed Venus flytraps taste like, bet it's high in protein

Why did the brexit secretary resign?

looks like a trap that used to post in /agdg/

Lads I want some cereal but the milk in the fridge has a sell by date of July 5th. Normally I'd chuck it but the thing is it isnt even opened. Will it be alright?

why is this allowed?

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Bye bye Brexit

That meme only lasted two years ahahahahahahaha

WE DONT CARE

ITS COMING HOME

What do you think is going on in old Tessy's head rn?

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FOOTBALL'S COMING
HO--OH NO!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_War

Thots on cannabis?

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october 17 here

Likelihood is White Men spend more time sending well thought out messages followed by Native Americans then Middle Easterners with Blacks obviously sending the least well thought out messages. Asians of course being the outlier cause tiny cock.

>yank posts about race
ahh yes, a quality race post...think I'll go ahead and not reply in hopes they will leave

yes. milk is still okay like a month after those dates, at least here

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any /hazy ipa/ lads in?

i would honestly smash desu

hello nigger

>Hopefully I can just get porn passes into effect and pass snoopers charter 2 before they oust me. I wonder if there's any way I can expand on the law banning criticism of jews and israel to make my masters happy before I'm gone...

Should I do good? Bad? Or have a laugh?

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What the fuck are they putting in your milk jesus christ

Yank milk tastes atrociously bad and I don't even know why

>garlic
burgers are made of beef you silly leaf

cos brexit is a shitshow and we are absolutely not ready for it

(((they))) always win in the end

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Legal illegal drugs?

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*enters thread*

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put a pinch of garlic powder in

It's very clever by Trudeau. He'll have exactly 1year of economic data to show just how well it went just before the election and because it will inevtiably go very well because weed legalisation is good across the board in almost every way he'll be able to stroke his own cock about it on every tv station

you're telling me after a few weeks past the due date of milk over there it is completely inedible? it tastes a bit sour but you can still have it

Is he ok

some good documentaries lads?

corrrr the workmanship on that bench

ah, yes, just a pinch

it was originally supposed to be 1 july 2017 ffs

Jiro Dreams of Sushi

After less than a week mate jesus christ your milk must have a serious amount of shit in it. Is it all that 'long life' milk stuff?

Am I a virgin freak for thinking that makeup should be banned?

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Brap Queen: The Emma Watson Story

just need to sleep it off

Yes but he's obviously (in my opinion) done it to coincide with the election

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>DRUURRRRRRRRR ME AMERICAN ME LIKE BLUMPF DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREFR

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yes

HAS TO BE QUEENSLAND

definitely not. I'm willing to bet a lot of money your milk is still edible after a week past the due date

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Sheeit Gandalf... I had to pawn that ring n sheeit...

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you're right, those Americans are rather immature. Not like us, we're serious.

BLIMPF

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>your milk is still edible after a week past the due date
yeah because you have to eat it with a fork you sick fuck

can never tell whether i want to do what's right, or just be a nice person even if that means passively ignoring wrongdoing.

mummy may don't leave us :(

*grooms you*

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>DUDE WEED LMAO
>PACIFYING OURSELVES EVEN FURTHER WITH DRUGS AND LETTING OUR GOVERNMENTS DO WHATEVER THEY WANT?
FUCK YEAH

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Ass hurts from squatting atg

actual retard

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Lots of irony here.

schizo freak

youtube.com/watch?v=Ntk7Ec9PeW8

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hate postmodernity

They're thick as pig shit mate

*Seven Nation Army starts playing*

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Press HH lads

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listening to the smiths

cringe

what's wrong with british people

The smartest people in the world all live in America

for heavens sake man, go

he's right you know
and we have the best ranked universities in the world

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:(

guys help me out here can you drink normal milk 2 weeks after the use by date in /brit/ain? how long after the useby date would you normally be okay with drinking it?

To pop a balloon is to God but getting nowhere half a tank of gas a a saucer of Darjeeling is the trick to happiness.

The CIA would have some mad banter on the go.

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it's supposed to hurt the glutes and quads x

iq is environmental

himler looked like such a fucking nonce it's unreal

haha damn that nigga smart yo

just wait until it turns into yoghurt, beat the system