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Feel so warm and cozy thanks to global Earth fever.

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australian accent sounds like an irish man trying to imitate an englishmans mock accent of an irish man when I said this in my head proved my hypothesis

Think lots of people just have very high expectations of it

don't know if i want to be scottish
most countries seem to like scotland (except on Jow Forums for some reason) but still
don't seem very scottish, most people have no idea where i'm from unless i say

really hate africans

the lads

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Glad these cunts lost

Global warming is literally good

Warming periods coincide with massive amounts of human progress

how long do you think you can keep the neet life up for

screaming at the fact that the sicilian and alan are almost identical in terms of ethnicity

absolute STATE of Goebbels tiny ass
he's getting mogged by the whole crew

>Glad these cunts lost

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Don't know, don't really have a plan

Obviously just build giant fridges with skylights for when global warming gets a bit too old.

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really hate livin in america lads

>Global warming is literally good
>Warming periods coincide with massive amounts of human progress

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Build a seaworthy fridge then.

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Mom just tried to set me up with some mulatto girl
Shan't be talking to her for the rest of the week

"hospitals kill you" style thinking

Prove me wrong cunt

>leftists want white genocide
>leftist don't want the earth to heat up and remove white people via evolution
wtf

>Mom
FOYFOYFOYFOYFOY

might buy a boat and live rent free

I'm actually a bit of a 'lefty' as you lot would say. I want to do my part to stem the homeless crisis, but I'm not sure how I can do it.
If I pay for a hotel room for someone I'll go broke
If I let someone in and they are mentally ill I'll fear for my safety

hahahahaha

Wanna trade?

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Noah's fridge

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wonder when the next ice age will occur

we should be entering another one within one or two thousand years, if the pattern holds true.

Can't imagine how much shittier my life would be if I had a wife, 3 kids, a mortgage and a lifelong debt to toilberg

can I come?

just took the old pre-toil nap n' poo

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Well in the UK they literally do... #AlfiesArmy

Make lots of money and give 50% of it to homeless charities

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Retard

one or two hundred thousand years, I mean

made a cheeky mistake haha

find it amazing how the internet has drifted from "oh cool, i talked to someone in america today!" to "there are 195 countries recognised by the united nations and i hate someone in every single one of them."

Seen the film.
I could handle that.

I remember seeing all those jumping suicides on september 11th it was so sad

Speak for yourself Satan.

Already giving 30% to the government :)

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So when questioning whether global warming will turn China into a giant desert based on a map which indicated this and was the whole basis of the discussion, a map which itself stated that "no one knows what the world will look like" basically admitting it's a guess, the evidence offered is "'it's on the map"?

haha banter

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Do you think Emma Watson has good hygiene and showers/bathes regularly or does she smell of pooey bumholes?

Are you giving or are they taking?
Where did you sign up for this?

dab on it wagwan x

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Move to Monaco or the Bahamas

I miss ISIS

How do places like Monaco afford to run anything if they have no taxes

What's my political orientation if I think all chavs and dolescum, including whites, should be gassed?

It's pretty much my only position. Don't care about gay rights, legalising weed, immigration or anything else. Just "Gas the Chavs" and I reckon most of our problems would be solved.

Arrived at this position after a good friend of mine was killed by a chav so don't give me that demonisation of the working class bollocks. They're a danger to all human beings and they need to be culled.

Global warming is serious. The Sun is a prime example of the Chinese going too far.

Finnish got bants

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I'd take your opinion more seriously if you took off that silly flag x

youtu.be/FrG4TEcSuRg
housemate just told me to turn this down for he toils in 4 hours

youtube.com/watch?v=lNJ6dFwh8a4

if I was given the ability to time travel I don't think I'd actually change anything. I think I'd just watch.

bit sexist

Rich cunts throw money around like it's nothing.
Just don't try to steal it from them or they will fuck off.

virgin freak

Global warming will lead to a massive net increase in global arable land area

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>Arrived at this position after a good friend of mine was killed by a chav
ah yes this is definitely the rational position of emotional detachment that leads to good decisionmaking

had a korean housemate tell me to turn my shit down once and i was super drunk, he got angry at me and i flipped my fucking lid lmao

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chavs? violent, loud mouthed working class english people have existed since the dawn of time we do need builders and bus drivers you know

Business idea: Breed chavs and gypsies to create the ultimate underclass dolescroungers

Miss him desu

JEREMY CORBYYYYYYYYYN

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the irish already exist lad

they're called scots

Old childhood family friend is getting married and invited my parents but not me to the wedding

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>it's all in Russia

I for one welcome my old Soviet overlords.

how abut you also breed bogans and rednecks together to make the yank version and then have them do an fight

'shalla habibi habibi
bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-44760840

fuck that's awful

you alri lad?

need a hug?

wore the ol' Arsenal kit today lads

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This looks like a White version of David luiz

just make a suncream but for the ozone.
No more global warming.

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full kit wanker

wanker

hadnt seen a chav since like 2010 until I went to scotland last year, dundee.

Britpill me on full kit wankers, /brit/

Automation was literally invented for this reason, we have an unprecendented opportunity to rid the world of this menace. Gas the Chavs will be the slogan which will lead our country back to greatness.

thesun.co.uk/world-cup-2018/6723097/spanish-cop-england-fan-benidorm-police/

christ lads the mexicans are seriously mad you beat them on penalties

what does that mean

someone else answer, I shan't be schooled by a yank