How come every job in America nowadays requires you to know this shit?
God. I can study programming and math and statistics for years but get looked over for a job because I don’t know fucking database shit.
How come every job in America nowadays requires you to know this shit?
God. I can study programming and math and statistics for years but get looked over for a job because I don’t know fucking database shit.
maybe it's because you're fat and stupid
Every shitty monkey job (programming) maybe
Hey at least I’m trying
No, programming jobs have you doing programming, not SQL
transaction is available on mongodb.
so I choose mongodb on my appiication.
what's sql?
Database management. Helps you retrieve data, that’s all I honestly know.
Got my MSc Mathematics and can’t get hired cause I don’t know SQL gayness
It's not hard. Literally plain English.
those monkey probably makes 2 times more money than you
>How come every job in America nowadays requires you to know this shit?
>God. I can study programming and math and statistics for years but get looked over for a job because I don’t know fucking database shit.
I'm not even related to CS in any wayand every third job I apply demands this shit now. I have no idea why. Gonna have to learn it.
>I'm supposed to believe someone can get a MSc in Math but can't learn SQL on his own
Fuck off with this shitpsot
It's really not that hard... get a SQL course or something
Higher IT education or connection with programming.
Knowledge of PL / SQL language and Oracle databases.
Ability to write and optimize SQL queries.
Knowledge of C # language and .NET platform in the minimum version 4.0.
Knowledge of Windows.
Knowledge of GIT software.
Knowledge of English on free domestic publications.
Communicability and skills of living in a team.
Low resistance to activities and problems.
Welcome:
Knowledge of XML.
Knowledge of AngularJS or React technology, HTML5 and CSS3, Django.
Knowledge of ASP.NET.
Knowledge of WebServices technology.
Knowledge of tools, e.g. JIRA, Confluence, Bitbucket.
1000$/month
AngularJS should die already. Fucking hate that shit more than Google publishing major angular versions every two weeks.
who embedded here
because you're fat and stupid
I embed my cock in your mum's fanny
Learn it and stop crying, isn't that hard.
You’d be surprised actually
Anyway didn’t say I can’t learn it just said I haven’t. And I’m busy with tutoring/taking professional exams so won’t even have time to start learning sql until mid-august
How do I get fuerte like a real Mexicano?
SQL is easy tho
The mathematician who teaches all the statistics-related stuff in my math department, including advanced statistical theory and model adjustment, cannot write a single line of code.
I turned in my homework in R and he had never heard of it.
from butthurt select op
Node
Mongo
Express
React
$800 a month
feelsbadman
i got turned down on a job interview because i didn't know it a couple of weeks ago.
it's actually very easy and you could learn it in two days but i never bothered. they're the ones being retarded and making it a requirement, since they could just have you learn it on your first week and it wouldn't be an issue.
that's actually the way to spot a shit company where the HR lives in their own little world
Diet consisting of white corn, limes and salt, train your mind with soap operas and el chavo
get a remote job... everyone's doing it
I just lied in the interview and then they didn't test me on it. Taught myself on the job after that.
How do i receive the payments?
Swift
ObjectiveC
$1200 a month
If I did the exact same shit I do but lived Atlanta I'd be making $5000
you'd also have like 30 black qweens and each member of migos on speed dial
Bank tranfer as any other job...
living the dream tbqh
Sorry, i just noticed how dumb was my question, i thought i need a special bank account to receive international payments
learn SQL at w3schools in 10 minutes, and add it to your resume
>I have no idea why.
Because the company has a database for project shit and they are too cheap to make a front end for employees to use so they require everyone dump the tables manually from terminal because ???
nah just a regular USD account, you can receive the payments in an american account as well, depend on the company
Thanks for the info senpai!
Because databases are at the core of pretty much any significantly sized application, so if you can't properly use one then you're not useful at all.
>that list of requirements
>1000$/month
I hope it was a joke.
>Got my MSc Mathematics
then learning it should not be a problem, nigger
>1000$/month
>for all that shit
Fuck, that's a SHIT pay, m8
And live in an area where making double what I do barely puts them above the poverty line.
Step one:
Learn SQL using sqlteaching.com and sqlzoo.net.
Step two:
Learn about 3NF and SQL constraints.
Step three:
You now know SQL.
SQL server
SSAS
SSRS
SSIS
SSMS
Bill Gate's cock up my ass
2100€ a month
feels good
it takes an afternoon to learn that dumb shit
just do it retard
Learn SQL, nigger, it's not hard.
>all that shit
It's literally junior tier, you most of that in first 6 months of your career, although the salary is really shit indeed, I write mostly simple python scripts and make over double of that.
>Not SSRI
Wow.