/brit/

no one had a plan mate we all just winged it and it ended out alright

I haven't got shit all over me for a start

I see you baby

Greg the Man Moon

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On your bike reddit lad

nastily, brutishly and briefly

sounds shit

what happened with the football boys thai poster

it's actually a good time to be alive but too many people fall for the toildrone gimmick

Grug hate rock mining toil
Grug want to hunt antelope

but it's natural bro
(cba to shoop some hippy shit onto him but you get the gist)

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If liking traps isn't gay, are traps themselves gay for liking men?

praise kek you cuck

/brit/ is a magapede general

/s

*farts*

……….STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!

POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELEL POOPIESSSSSS
EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOP! GOOD POOPIES! POOP FUNNY! AHAH XDDD
TEE HEE XD POOP ! POOPIES ! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY

OOPIE POOPIE ! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOP :^)^)^)^)^)
POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD
OOPSIE! POOP IN UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE

WE WANT POOP ! WE WANT POOP ! AHHAHAHA

*puts hand in pants*
*sniffs hand*

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Poo nigger
/s

rescataron cuatro
los otros se dejaron

schrodinger's mental illness

really liked to play this game when i was a kid ehehhe
youtube.com/watch?v=qYWC6ob8uA0

I’m not going to make it lads
My stomach feels like it’s filled with magma
There’s a swarm of angry wasps in my head
And I’m turtling like nothing else
Have no idea how I’m going to toil in these conditions

*picks up schroedingers box*
*slams it into the wall with the force of a thousand newtons*
take that you quantum hippies

you can't know until you open the traps box? UwU

it's kind of shit that the age of mass migration from third worlders means it's now a pain for first worlders to live in different first world countries since we don't want to just say "no darkies"

>it's actually a good time to be alive
*gets poisoned by endocrine disrupting chemicals*
ahh yes, very impressive

nadie te importa
bt a la verga y no devuelve sin leche

Exemplary yank-tier poopost
They could never just say "squeezing out a smelly ploppy", they have to scream it 30 times over to get across that they're being faecetious

Tried ket and it was a horrible experience

However it really is an effective antidepressant. I feel so great lads

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same

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how do you know if youre addicted to porn?

when i got the super smash brawl i always picked sonic

miss alex salmond
had the most listenable voice in the whole SNP

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quit

por razones de rapidez?

Giving out

No one cares

it's libdem ming with the libdem bling

brexit night was such a good night

Sarariman

Tell any MP Trilla said shut your mouth don't think you're a g star

I'm not sleeping

Brexit

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si y porque se hacia amarillo

feel like i enjoyed it the most in the country since i didn't know what result i actually wanted even as the results were coming in so no matter who won i could enjoy everyone going crazy.

imagine wanting to leave the United Kingdom

imagine wanting to stay in the e*ropean union

Listening to coil before toil

clips.twitch.tv/StylishUninterestedBaconPunchTrees

hate buskers, me

Closer into you

At leat mate the edition about UK, mate. It's just common courtesy.

I feel great lads. reborn
clean, fresh, new

all of you need to snort some of that shite

Soul crushing drudgery in t-6 minutes

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she left me on read lads

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if you love ket so much, then how come you aren't addicted to the stuff?

says the man who lived like a pampered whore

love chaos, me

yesterday was my first time trying it

Unleashing a poo

No, no, no, no
Don't phunk with my heart

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*steals the toilet roll*

dumb pirate frogposter

Having a grim hangover poo in preparation for commute-toil

Want to hold hands while we poo

bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-44212708
scotland invented the nhs

Josie

Always

user & ket, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
first comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage.
then comes blame, then comes despair.
two hearts damaged beyond repair...
user leaves ket, and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

thought this post said "love clocks, me" and was going to call you out on being paul keating

como? las piratas quieren la ruta a amarillo

Wag1

When will these obnoxious brown turds fuck off?

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He has power over the Beasts

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>Feel like pure shite just want him back

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these have gotten grim since i was in primary school

tell any MP Jezza said shut ya mouth dont think your a g star

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no te entiendo

Never

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didn't even know there was more than the first line to the song

if i was god i'd be fucking pissed getting interrupted from hearing a good prayer about how great i am or trying to decide whether to accept someone's prayer for a miracle to save them from a sinking boat only to hear some twat going "god, please bless my dog's food"

like mate, the dog isn't getting into heaven so it doesn't matter what happens to his food in the grand scheme of things

unmute it you cunt

youtu.be/yqLLDZvbG-U

i killed another man today
shot him in the back as he ran away

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nah leave voters enjoyed it the most
>expect to get railroaded
>even the most positive leave fanboy IT'S COMING HOME tier guys still, in the back of their head at least, know the odds are stacked against them
>win by a fairly large majority in a complete shock
>whole night was up/down could go one way could go the other
It was pure excitement and very surprising.

Faithless fool. When you’re time on Earth is done, enjoy nothing.

even music sounds better lads haha

>dog isn't getting into heaven
erm try again sweaty

Just think, somewhere out there, there's a person who had absolutely nothing better to do with his time than to make this post. Really makes you appreciate your own life.

My arse feels abundant today

Brexit night was class
I remember that November i woke up to donny winning the yank elections too and it felt absolutely surreal

why are the kikes kicking up such a fuss about labour?
what happened to rustle them to this degree?

yeah they had a laugh but the underdog thing was definitely overplayed
the odds were pretty even throughout

Gonna be late to toil now because of that grim grim poo

Theyre going to win the next election and based corbyn is going to expel the juden

>fairly large majority
wasn't it 4%