Conscription in Nordic countries

>Conscripting the Malmoites into the army
>teaching them how to shoot and handle explosives and shit

Oh boy this will be fun.

Is it ture that women in Sweden now have to be conscripted ?

Yeah getting fucked in the ass every day is sure more hardcore than in Finland.

i hope not

>3 months, overloaded system, playing with guns.
finnish conscription

>we big bois
This delusion. You're all weak faggots.

>getting fucke din the ass everyday
h-how do i become a swede? asking for a f-frined

here, lil femboy

that was Norway. But the number of conscripts is so small that only people who want to go have to

Yeah most of us think it's a good thing

You're not even trying. You need to have to the facts somewhat straight when trolling but since you don't even know where Finland is, nor have you ever read anything about Finland it's impossible to know anything about Finland.

Yeah i guess most men see conscription in a good light. I served in airforces few years ago this was the daily routine if we weren't camping in some forest
>5:55 wake up
>6:00 morning exercises for 30 minutes
>6:30 shower and making our beds and tidying up
>7:00 breakfast
>8:00 this is when started doing our daily army stuff. be it going to shooting range, running and crawling around woods, or doing whatever duties we were assigned to after basic training, which in my case was signal man
>11:00 lunch
>continue with previous training
>16:00 dinner
>16:40-17:30 cleaning our base from floor to ceiling and when our NCOs were happy, we were allowed to do whatever we wanted for the rest of the day
>21:00 headcount and feedback from NCOs for today's training
>22:00 silence starts

wooow 6 months. SO many MOOOONTHS

>the government can just take 6 months of you life anf force you to do what they want

lmao imagine being this cucked

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6-12 months and you wouldn't last 1 week in army weak little cunt

Huh?google.co.kr/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/02/sweden-reintroduce-conscription-amid-rising-baltic-tensions

Lol, Ahmed. Still wrong. Sweden doesn't even have big boi guns. You just train on sucking dicks so that the enemy can't impregnate all your women.

This.
As a sailor i meet many sailors that started in the navy, only the sons of fishermen ever attained skill to be a proper sailorz the rest are farmers in the sea.
Point is you dont become something just because the army claims you are.
9/10 fishermen will out produce a navy sailor at every single job.

>He's not a fascist
lol at toothpaste's soyboilife

>You just train on sucking dicks
the projecting is so rampant. Literally all finns talk about. SUcking dick and gays. A beta version of burger bbc posting.

when you're next to russia it's necessary. besides it's wasn't so bad. it was especially good for citybois who had never been camping outside their city walls

Only when see Swedes because you're say gay and islamic, lmao.

every time we've had military exercises with USA's marined, finnish conscripts have btfo'd them

>Mfw i figured out Finnish conscripts can fight in in citites, forests and snowy places but nowhere else
=o Good thing nothing else exists in Finland.

WTF why so early???? Our waking up time is 6:30 WTF why so early???? Our waking up time is 6:30 AM and 7 AM. It depends on whether it is weekdays or weekends

NCO's had to wake up at 5:30. that's just how it works here.

I hate to tell you but koreans are lazy.
>Wake up late
>Start work late (9AM lol)
>Work super long hours because productivity is shit
>Come home late and sleep late because have to watch brainwashing on TV

it would be so easy to make everyone in korea live much happier

This. Swedes are giving their islamists military training. On one side we have a rising swedish caliphate and other side we got Russians so yeah conscription is necessary.

>you're say gay
again

>ayooo kill dat man becuz I say so

suck my dick homo fagget swedoid

>fall into health related depression
>almost try to kys
>now in jeopardy of serving a year of prison sentence for this
Based system

Wot. We had a guy who went home cause of being suicidal, he only had to spend about a month in a psychiatric hospital. Another guy went home after admitting that he's gay to the regiment psychologist, same month in loony bin and a trip home.

You put gay people in mental hospitals wtf?

About 60% of normal Finnish guys and 10% of Swedish speakers get conscripted.
We try to keep some standards for physical and mental well being so others don't get held back by retards/gays.

is this a cinema?

I don't know the official reason for his decommissioning, that month in a mental hospital is just a standard amount you have to spend there before getting sent home for any psychiatric reason, it's likely that they signed him off on something like "psychological fatigue" or whatever. It's more humane than sending a guy that admitted to being gay back into the regiment.

during my service i mostly felt negative about it because of the lack of sleep, cold and the physical stress but now 2 years after my service im glad i went there because of all the cool stuff i got to experience. although if you were to ask me now would i do it again i wouldnt

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Was considering this but that basically means you're marked for life, no job etc

I was (luckily) deemed unfit due to an injury.
I believe that conscription is no longer necessary outside of war times, as we have so many volunteers that there's a queue to enter.

Shoutings, this is an intelligent man's post. How Much Does the Online Test for Mensa? (I'm really asking, though it may seem like a fuck).

Fuck no, бeлый билeт isn't nearly that bad. You won't get a job in police or government structures, but that's the extent of it.

>ywn have a finnish gf with army training

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I just went to the army hospital and told them that I'm very depressed and anxious. Then I had to do some tests and they diagnosed me with anxiety and depressive disorder. I got home after spending week in the hospital.

Now I'm studying law and basically it doesn't affect my life at all that I quit the service due to mental health problems.

I mean I wasn't really even lying...

basic is only the thing the kiddies do, they get some routine, get yelled at a bit, train a bit and shoot some guns.
They’re far from ready to go into actual combat from basic

LMAO SWEDEN TRYING TO BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE AGAIN

LMAO WHY IS SWEDEN SO GAY LMAO

IF SWEDEN IS SO BEST WHY DONT THEY GO TO A CRUSADE AGAINST RUSSIA AND KILL THEM XDDD

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>basic is only the thing the kiddies do
basic training lasts only for 2 months. after that we are assigned to one of the many duties and we do that for the rest of time

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I’m just saying unless you go into a ranger regiment you aren’t a soldier, you’re just cannonfodder

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>you’re just cannonfodder
dumb swede. do you really think that our 900k reservists are just "cannonfodder", while the ~32k active personnel will do the fighting?
our conscripts are trained to do their work in wartime and that includes anything from scouts to chefs and to truck drivers. without conscripts our army would be useless

you're not put in the line unless you were trained in the 'ranger regiment' you will serve in the logistics, artillery, air force etc

So don’t overglorify your logistics personnel while mocking ours then dipshit.

what, you have military in sweden?

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>Its depite what the russkie says pretty hardcore compared to lets say, finnish conscription.
So you get beaten half to death, gangraped and forced into prostitution by your fellow soldiers too?

Dafuq? What about mortar companies etc.? Can't be too far away from the frontline.

>mortar companies
Lol you have mortar companies? I thought mortars were integrated into infantry units.

i really cant be bothered to list every single combat duty here
they are, the personnel are trained in their own company though and during the war time they get integrated into infantry units

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Not nordic, obviously but i feel myself and other young men in my country could have done with a bit of military discipline, especially when we need a standing army anyway.

In training at least. I'm not sure but I think each infantry company gets assigned one mortar platoon or something like that?

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why do you need a standing army?

chinks

a sitting army is not as effective

The only best part is 5-10 minutes after lights go out.

ebin :DD

Look at our position on the map, we're alone and surrounded by enemies who in the future could potential wield a lot of power in the area. We're about as isolated as could be.

This isn't a "fuck the darkies" post but we need to look out for ourselves.

fair enough. you already have pretty powerful military though

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So beautiful desu.

I don't think i could handle being constantly surrounded by other people 24/7 for fucking years. I mean no privacy no time alone you constantly need your guard up. While constantly being treated like shit by honed tactics to mould you into a bitch that does exactly what he's told without question. Thats not fucking living. I'm so glad we can't just be forced into that unless Australia itself is invaded.

>I don't think i could handle being constantly surrounded by other people 24/7 for fucking years.
I feel similarly but this isn't really a normal way to feel.
Perhaps if we had been thrown in the deep end of such social situations things could have worked out for the better, dunno about you but I'm ostensibly housebound as an adult.

Hello fellow mordarman :-DDDDD

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Ebin :D oiling mortars is best :DDD

>3 months
?

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mabye, i guess its how people used to live their entire lives. I can do shit but i always need a break. The most i did was 2 weeks alone in Europe in hostels in between staying in proper places and the entire time its a weight on my shoulders. Also wanking.
We've gone the other way, it hard as fuck just to get into the military and its high paid and has shit tons of perks.

>pretty hardcore compared to lets say, finnish conscription.

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Yea we say americans have the best toys but dont proper train a theyre staff.

this

Swedish and Norwegian "conscription" is a joke. Swedes only conscript 4% and their population and Norwegians only 20%. The Finnic million man conscript army conscripts every single man and molds them into an efficient fighting force, not some tactical air soft club.

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This is a Norwegian boy, this guy will defend Norway in the future

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>muh freedoms muh oppression
We are the best and happiest country on the planet because we take steps to secure what is ours

I don't like it. I'm so fucking angry

Huutista
Ootko kenties II/18 saapumiserän aamukasa

>six months
that is nothing.

I liked it, lots of fun, new friends, a chance to get away from work/school.
You forget the shitty stuff, and it's only a year anyways.
Also, people aren't really forced, more like everyone gets asked.

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It was alright

I hate the military-industrial complex of this country but honestly the idea of spending a few months training and learning combat skills sounds fun.

hhaha this reminds me so much of my winter exercises when i was in gook army
>tfw i literally thought i was gonna freeze to death
>sleep on some ditch without 0 heat source at -20 c

Except in Arrow 17 Finnish conscripts wiped their asses with american, norwegian and swedish pro soldiers :D

>Also, people aren't really forced, more like everyone gets asked.

It's just that had I refused, I would'be been imprisoned.