My parents wont borrow me money for crypto

THE TOLD ME TO GET A JOB BUT I DONT WANNA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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post your btc address and i'll start you off with .5 btc because i'm nice (and i have a fuck load of crypto since i got in early)

Begging or asking for 'free money'/crypto is strictly forbidden. Encouraging beggars, or posting any kind of 'free money' offer is also strictly forbidden.

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IF you want to and are for real

That wasnt the point of the tread. Just pissed because it will take me forever with my initial investment and my parents have enough money. I know I should wage slave, but its so tiresome

>borrow me
What you mean to say is "won't LEND me".

Or you could say "won't let me BORROW".

You do the borrowing, they do the lending - capiche?

maybe he wants his parent to borrow money FOR him

Not only am I poor, but im a brainlet too reeeeeeeee

Then it would be "borrow for me" but that would sound pretty retarded too.

Hear English learners confuse borrow/lend quite often so most likely he meant lend/loan.
Nah bro common mistake with learners.

lol u retards fell for it haha

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

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thanks anyway, may the bountiful lord jesus christ bless you in all his glory

god damn I love these threads

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Aaaaww mommy doesn't let baby boy join Jow Forums big men club? :( :( :( :(

i feel u brother

Angenommen man ist Student und hat noch nie wirklich gearbeitet und alles mit Steuern und Versicherungen läuft über die Eltern, würde es ausfallen wenn ich mir pro Jahr ein paar tausend Euro aufs Konto auszahlen lasse und ausgebe?

Enjoy the ban

Personally i worked my ass off for the past 2 months just to innitiate myself in the crypto world. I'd advise you to do the same and dont sound like a pathetic basedboy :)

get in here to the grill station OP,
ill teach you the ways

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Ja, würde es

Ein Jahr hodlen und du zahlst weniger Steueren. #HODLGANG

Job is the best investment you can make in the start. There is no where you can make as much money the first month without money then your job. Second month is also golden. X2 in just one month. 1 year work is x12 on initial month. If you start working and at the same time reinvesting into crypto, you can make insane gains.

So my tip for you is that you continue leacheing off if your parents. The rent, the food, the emotional support when link bleeds and at the same time get all that money at the wagecuck job.

Im still a student, so a 450€ job is the best I can get with the time I have. But gotta bite the bullet and wageslave for 2 months or so

>he didn't buy ETH for literally 3 dollars
Sorry buddy, maybe your kids will get a shot to make it

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