HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A JOB!?

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A JOB!?

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bros i miss him

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I feel you. Gonna hit the gym for piano man tonight

ENOUGH CRYING ABOUT RICK PIANO! HOW DO I GETA JOB

remove the swastika tattoo from your forehead

You need to go to Pallet Town. Go find Professor Oak and he will teach you Firm Habdshake. You can now get any job you want.

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smile and a handshake ;)

Get a car and do delivery stuff.

he's in a better place now

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Go somewhere and just start working and when someone says who are you tell them you need a job.
Or
Sit in the brake room an someone will come in and tell you to get to work
Say ok work then say hay I need to fill out that paperwork still

shut up lanklet.

Cant believe he married that stupid blonde plastic whore

Get a skill, move out of the basement - and learn some people skills. Failing that, learn block chain technology - Etherum included, and twork from homo. Auto correct is a bitch

Be white and a male.

White and male....
The elite are trying to kill us off.........

Tips for a white green eyed male?
The eyes change to grey and blue also.

Kek that hasn't worked in over 10 years.

based

The absolute state of biz

you sound pretty autistic. if you have trouble getting a job, I have a feeling it's not because of your eye color

that 50 year old boomer that thinks it's 1980 still

military

Charge people a shit ton of money to build websites for them. Put an ad in a magazine that only rich boomers read like Robb Report or Cigar Aficianado. Youll make a lot.

You just gotta hit the bricks and walk in to some businesses champ. Give them a firm hand shake and you'll get a job in no time champ. Back in my day it was hard champ. You lazy degenerates have it easy champ. You just gotta get out there and look champ

Autistic yes, helps me out.
Not military - security yes

WEALTHY PIANO HERE WITH ANOTHER EPISODE OF SMALLER BY THE DAY
MY CROSSFIT SHOW MOTHERFUCKERS
RIGHT BABE?

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To much werk to handle. No probs on job front

#autism shines through

With a big strong firm handshake

In all seriousness I feel like fucking killing myself

I take it u r white?
Programmed to suicided

Just noticed quads, be safe enter lottery and reap the rewards. Peace out.

Is the lottery rigged, positive thought is the key

Yup white
I got 2700 LINK that is the lottery essentially

Omg, plasma, spoon.
That's all I'm sayin yo.

Take heed, u can suck my dixk later.
Peace I'm out.......

Find out who the CEO is. Wait until they leave for the day. Strike up a conversation as they walk away from their place of work.
>resume on thicc paper
>be persuasive and highlight skills
>don't beg
>be polite, a compliment is a good icebreaker such as: nice shoes, cool car
>get them talking more than you

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If you're in the US literally just go to your nearest strip mall and apply at every place there if you're that desperate. Someone will hire you, it's not hard. If you're too retarded get a placement agency like Manpower to help. Our economy is amazing compared to the rest of the world and you don't have much of an excuse if you want literally any job.

I have a friend in Northern Ireland that had to wait 4 months for a the government to place him because there were literally only a dozen or so job offers in the area and all the college refugees clog the market with an overeducated surplus. They have PHDs running the checkout over there.