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ciara edition

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twitch.tv/rolfos420/
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anime

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uggo

babestation

nonce

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told a girl at the pub that she'd look better in a latex catsuit and she gave me a kiss

what did she mean by this

bought XXL condoms for my average sized cock lads

called the police once when i was walking across the bridge and someone climbed over the railings going to jump also saved mams life a couple of times
special place waiting in heaven for me

trying to figure out what my morals are
on an individual level im quite lefty - equal rights, live and let live, dont want the government to spy on me, taxes should be higher and harder to dodge, etc

but then somehow on the international level i seem to become this big amoral nationalist where i just think that any action against an "enemy" power is justified, mass-surveillance on other countries civilians is A-okay, secret assassinations are fine, arms deals are a clever and effective way to maintain influence, etc

trying to decide why this bipolar aspect of myself exists and which is my "true" alignment

the wife (on the left)
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Any War Thunder lads in?

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need a sex wee

wordkino

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and if you must go to work tomorrow
well if i were you i really wouldn't bother

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>biscuits and gravy

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My penis is small but my heart is big.

Buying those manlet shoe inserts
Hope they're comfortable

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checked and keked

PSYOP
S
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industry plant

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how tall are you

Any woman who opens her legs up to me is making a massive mistake. I ain't raising shit.

sue

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Used to play it, now my old man plays on my account and ruins my stats. All the jets take way too long to grind out.

5'8

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when will they learn

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Suspiciously large feet

>*crack*
>*psssh*
>ahhh... Amber Leaf... now THATS a gimmick

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don't really need lifts m8 would only really consider if i was under 5'6

when does school start again in england? so you can fuck off

downloading the akira soundtrack

all the better for booting my nads with

don't want a son because he'll be short
don't want a daughter because she might get raped

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what's all this then

any good is it

not really

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annoyed there's no good raves in london next weekend

can't have either because you're a virgin FREAK

I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too

just have a nonbinary child then ye?

first track is musickino

It's all poo

you should be comfortable with your height instead of pretending to be taller

They're flippers m8

>too cool to be anonymous and too edgy to have a name

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is that the one that goes "yaaaa-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" or is that ghost in the shell

I'm buying them mate

youtube.com/watch?v=jScVMCrzN1Q

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>Ciara
Yeah you guys are incels.
I mean it's okay to make these threads on int but not on the rest of the site.

dunno

oh hi, mark, how was the autism school

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lol no
stop projecting

then they're just a boring weirdo?

you will never convince the sue poster that any part of sue's body is less than perfect.

my new zealand boomer friend is streaming boomer game I would appreciate if you write something about boomers in his chat
twitch.tv/rolfos420/

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2 mins then posting the answers

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not me.

Is a dog born in a stable a horse?

Why do you come here?
And why, why do you hang around?
I'm so sorry, oh, I'm so sorry
Why do you come here
When you know it makes things hard for me?
When you know, oh, why do you come?
Why do you telephone?
And why send me silly notes?
I'm so sorry, oh, I'm so sorry
Why do you come here
When you know it makes things hard for me?
When you know, oh, why do you come?
You had to sneak into my room just to read my diary
It was just to see, just to see
All the things you knew I'd written about you
Oh so many illustrations
Oh, but I'm so very sickened
Oh, I am so sickened and now
Oh, it was a good lay, good lay
It was a good lay, good lay
It was a good lay, good lay, aha
Oh, it was a good lay, good lay
It was a good lay, good lay
Oh, it was a good lay, good lay
Ah ah ha ah ha
Oh, it was a good lay
It was a good lay, ah
It was a good lay, good lay, good lay
Ah ha ah ha
It was a good lay, it was a good lay

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This is a multilayered MI7 psyop to grab your twitch account name from Jow Forums

bf is describing his day at work to me in excruciating detail

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Spent the day in bed
Very happy I did, yes
I spent the day in bed
As the workers stay enslaved
I spent the day in bed
I'm not my type, but
I love my bed
And I recommend that you

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im not comfortable
everyone is taller than me

what did they do to you, sheikh

no it's a dog that's from a stable

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as a 5'11.5 uggo id happily be 5'6 and good looking

fuck off all of you

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Can a dog from a stable join the Horse ethno-state?

no idea why i keep coming to this dogshit site

answers

why are all politicians such self serving scumbags lads why arent there any good ones

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feel like shit

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5'6 men don't exist anymore

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shagged more birds than you've had curries you filthy paki cunt

бyтepКoт

haha gets around this cat doesn't he

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who cares? just learn to be comfortable with yourself

he isn't the only person with internet access here.

everywhere else is also dogshit

Because you have no life.

>youtu.be/ZSA0Hx_OS_k?t=4m10s
@4:10
ahahaahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PIERS FUCKING "MORON" MORGAN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NON ONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOONONONONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO LOOK AT THIS DOOOOOOOOOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAAA

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it's very addictive

*strum strum*
virgin freak
*strum strum*
qu'est ce que c'est

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can someone post some fat cats (felines) please

morrisey is posting on /brit/ again

not legally allowed to admit you're here then?

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just realised i still had the empty character as my name haha

The truth that the globalists won't acknowledge is that a dog born in a stable will always have more in common with a dog born in a dog house than a horse. And a horse born in a doghouse will always have more in common with a horse born in a stable.

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EVERYDAY IS LIKE SUNDAY
EVERYDAY IS SILENT AND GRAY

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I'm 5'6

Thots never win

GEAROIIIIDDDDDDD

most people are absolute mongs

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