Are Poles the Ameritards of Europe?

Are Poles the Ameritards of Europe?

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If you have a big dick and strong dick muscles you can pee with such force it doesn't allow for the electric current to travel up.
I don't recommend you dicklets try this at home.

The Florida of Europe

I came here to post this.

>Polish man tries to rob bank with spoon
dem fookin pole buggars got no loicense

The Floridans of Europe

I think with their huge american fetish, they'll take it as a compliment.

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Lol is this really true? They have that much of a hardon for us?

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Why the fuck journalists specify that man was a Pole?
I think it's a bit racist.

>Polish man tried rafting to Australia
He should have been given an honorary citizenship for that sort of effort, regardless of how far he made it.

>They have that much of a hardon for us?

Their hardon would scare you because they are uncut.

>love freedom
>love Jesus
>can't handle banter
of course they are, that was never even in question. Now leave our mini-me alone.

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>Polish man dressed as Gandolf stops an oncoming tram.

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My exact thoughts. Germany is the US of Europe.

t. chang

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>Germany is the US of Europe.

But US is the Germany of the Americas.

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>self-reported

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>predominant ancestry
>either jews or hillbilly hicks

What?

Germany is the us of europe. Germamy also used to be the most ameriboo nation in Europe. Things changed after the iraq war and trump tho.

I recall you had some problem with people coming in boats.

Jews are not as common as you think in america

>Things changed after the iraq war and trump tho.

We can be friends again.

I am not my government, potash.

Our reputation especially in Europe is pretty much destroyed desu.

>tfw polack but don't fit any stereotypes except that I'm a bit dopey
bizarre feel

>not role playing as your country
You must be new here

>Our reputation especially in Europe is pretty much destroyed desu.

We are a very forgiving people. Once the nightmore of the Trump administration is over, we will welcome you back with open arms. Our long lost brothers.

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Cancerous country roleplay is a new thing, potash. It became a thing after flags become a thing.

I want to keep a Pole twink pet and train him to be my human toilet.

They are almost all farmers, Canadas prairie lands same thing(or at least was recently)

It is due to their hate boner for Russia.